Posted 05/06/2014 01:00:15 EDT
I tell him what he wants to hear.
Posted 05/06/2014 12:02:52 EDT
Skiing can really tighten up your glutes......mine don't jiggle nearly as much as they used to.
Posted 05/06/2014 11:58:56 EDT
Sometimes my voice sounds like that when my sweet pupsik is slamming my back door.
Posted 05/06/2014 11:50:54 EDT
A good flushing can cut down on any unpleasant surprises back there.........no one likes to "pull out a plum"
Posted 05/06/2014 11:48:24 EDT
Oh, I know.....my back door gets quite a bit of traffic. It used to be difficult to open, but not any more!
Posted 05/06/2014 11:42:21 EDT
I usually refresh with a nice sitz bath. Gotta keep everything fresh and clean for my dates
Posted 05/06/2014 11:39:03 EDT
Yes, finally. I am sooo tired or sitting in the car for 3 plus hours every single weekend. I never seem to bring enough snacks for the ride.
Posted 05/06/2014 11:29:07 EDT
Dear LW, sometimes a woman who is dating an older man needs some young piece of man meat to serve as a pinch hitter now and then when the mark....errrr.......older man is not quite up to par in the be more »
Posted 01/21/2014 02:27:45 EST
pereyti gorb vashu sobaku
Posted 01/21/2014 02:22:09 EST
And I am NOT some Quebecois guidoune.....I am a woman from the finest Russian stock
Posted 01/21/2014 02:16:24 EST
That shows you want you know, Nancy. Jon-Pierre's father, Henri-Luc St. Yves purposely chose "Jon" over "Jean" because he wanted his name to stand out.
Posted 01/21/2014 01:00:02 EST
Oooh....YES...I will wear the equipment......and you two can bend over right next to each other and I can switch back and forth......just like Saturday night with Jon-Pierre and Margaux
Posted 01/21/2014 12:51:34 EST
You know I normally wouldn't do such a thing, my little lovebug. Especially with such low class riff-raff from this place. But I do want to make you happy, so I will do it for you........ more »
Posted 01/21/2014 12:50:57 EST
Posted 01/21/2014 12:41:46 EST
I'm not looking for them, I'm going to GIVE them to YOU, Miss Nancy. I would slap the taste right out of your mouth.....if my arm wasn't so tired from carrying this beautiful, enormous engagement ring more »
Posted 01/21/2014 12:35:25 EST
How DARE you speak of my sweet little pupsik in such a way. If I wasn't such a lady.....and in France, I would track you down and teach you some manners.
Posted 12/04/2013 10:20:48 EST
Tequila-Monster 12/04/13 09:49 AM Imma make her my wife soon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I just wanted to make sure that no one missed this...... I'M GOING TO BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE!!! more »
Posted 10/17/2013 02:26:01 EDT
Has anyone seen my sweet little pupsik? I need him for something
Posted 09/26/2013 10:02:49 EDT
Posted 09/25/2013 11:22:16 EDT
Enigma, I think Mr. Sean is talking about me. That MY answer about dealing with an obnoxious unruly drunk(my sweet pupsik) would be written in Russian.
Posted 09/25/2013 10:30:41 EDT
I can read and write in English just fine, thank you.
Posted 09/24/2013 03:56:30 EDT
Semi-amusing sockpuppet reporting for duty.
Posted 09/24/2013 03:52:28 EDT
I will rest it on my back while I wait for you on all fours, pupsik.
Posted 09/24/2013 02:52:51 EDT
What makes you think anyone cares what YOU think?
Posted 09/24/2013 02:51:10 EDT
Seriously....we're already WAY over our quota of unfunny sockpuppets.
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