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Comment on: Afraid of rejection
Posted 09/26/2013 12:56:20 EDT
What flavor of popcorn? Real butter?
Posted 09/26/2013 12:53:01 EDT
Here's how you get over this chick...give her a facial next time you're together. Just shoot it all over her face. You'll feel a lot better afterward. It will help you to move on. Trust me.
Posted 09/26/2013 12:44:25 EDT
Dude, go get yourself some new p00ntang. You'll be fine. And if you need any encouragement, your ex is probably spreading for some new guy right now. Hope this helps!
Comment on: Dating a married man
Posted 09/24/2013 12:50:04 EDT
The guy here sounds like a pretty smart dude - trying to get some p00ntang on the side, juggling balls carefully so none of them hit the ground. Keep it up as long as you can, I say. Life is short. Ge more »
Comment on: Dating a stoner
Posted 09/19/2013 01:22:42 EDT
Honey, your boyfriend called me yesterday and said the reason he tokes is because it helps him cope with the fact you don't swallow. Seriously.
Comment on: Friends with the ex?
Posted 09/16/2013 12:32:15 EDT
Dear â Hopefully a Friend, Boston:
Your ex called here the other day. He said friendship is out, but he wouldn't mind some more of your p u $ $ y. If the answer is no to him, can I have it then?
Comment on: A murky breakup
Posted 09/12/2013 12:38:38 EDT
...he is reaching out to me again and whispering sweet nothings in my ear (via text message, of course; we are in our 20s). The kicker is that he is still seeing the girl that he left me for. Dear Sta more »
Comment on: Male dancer accused of sexually assaulting two women at private party in Wareham - Boston.com
Posted 08/29/2013 12:52:33 EDT
These women obviously like the big black d-o-n-g, they got what they paid for, I really don't understand the problem here.
Comment on: Is she just a flirt?
Posted 08/20/2013 12:46:31 EDT
Plus it will show her your romantic side.
Posted 08/20/2013 12:44:49 EDT
You can let this be your pre-Boston crush, have the nice dinner, and then move away -- or you can disclose your feelings and ask if she reciprocates. Or you can just wait, which is what I recommend. more »
Comment on: Waiting in the friend zone
Posted 08/13/2013 01:04:16 EDT
This, truly, is brilliant N1k. I'm going to follow this myself.
Comment on: Should I reach out to his fiancee?
Posted 08/09/2013 12:35:07 EDT
I would tell her, because ruining people's lives is fun. It's not everyday you get to have fun like that. Take it where you can get it.
Comment on: Is it weird that I'm not divorced?
Posted 07/23/2013 12:55:52 EDT
Does she spread and offer up the goody-patch? If so, she's good enough for me, one divorce, ten divorces or no divorces. I know I'm showing my deep, romantic, sensitive side, but I can't help it.
Comment on: My friend is sending sexy texts
Posted 07/18/2013 01:05:16 EDT
Dear Red in the Face: You need another "friend with benefits" to uncomplicate all of this. Allow me to offer my services. I know what you're saying. "But how's that gonna uncomplicate matters?" Just t more »
Comment on: 5 takeaways from the Bruins-Blackhawks Game 4 - bruins blog - Boston Globe hockey news
Posted 06/20/2013 01:24:07 EDT
Wah wah wah, the refs are crooked, blah blah blah. Shaddup, Nancy! The Blackhawks eat monkey k-u-m.
Comment on: Police: Bombing suspects planned more attacks - News - Boston.com
Posted 04/21/2013 04:16:54 EDT
Best idea of all was the poster who suggested dropping the loser off in downtown Boston and letting the public exact justice. Hell, I live in Toronto and I will come to Boston to help out with this. I more »
Comment on: Police arrest Massachusetts woman accused of stalking Theo Epstein - The Buzz - Boston.com sports news
Posted 07/17/2012 12:50:45 EDT
I hope they added a charge of being ugly. She's a real mutt. WOOF WOOF!!! Go Sox!!! more »
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