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  • Comment on: Our Sex Life is Lackluster

    Posted 04/15/2015 03:36:21 EDT

    Maybe my future step-daughter can't handle it, but I haven't seen one yet that I can't accommodate.

  • Comment on: I Want a Dominant Woman

    Posted 03/06/2015 04:36:01 EST

    Come on back Finn, I'll even let you motorboat me.

  • Comment on: Thinking About My Summer Love

    Posted 02/24/2015 09:16:06 EST

    Sometimes flings work out.

  • Comment on: Love Letters: Falling For a Married Man?

    Posted 11/10/2014 04:25:17 EST

    Once he put that ring on my finger, I just went with Mrs. I don't care what he thinks, it isn't a place holder.

  • Comment on: Love Letters: Falling For a Married Man?

    Posted 11/10/2014 03:59:31 EST

    Ok....who's next? I gotta meet my quota this month early.

  • Comment on: Love Letters: Falling For a Married Man?

    Posted 11/10/2014 03:55:08 EST

    ::BURP::

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 01:00:15 EDT

    I tell him what he wants to hear.

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 12:02:52 EDT

    Skiing can really tighten up your glutes......mine don't jiggle nearly as much as they used to.

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:58:56 EDT

    Sometimes my voice sounds like that when my sweet pupsik is slamming my back door.

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:50:54 EDT

    A good flushing can cut down on any unpleasant surprises back there.........no one likes to "pull out a plum"

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:48:24 EDT

    Oh, I know.....my back door gets quite a bit of traffic. It used to be difficult to open, but not any more!

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:42:21 EDT

    I usually refresh with a nice sitz bath. Gotta keep everything fresh and clean for my dates

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:39:03 EDT

    Yes, finally. I am sooo tired or sitting in the car for 3 plus hours every single weekend. I never seem to bring enough snacks for the ride.

  • Comment on: Is she really texting with friends?

    Posted 05/06/2014 11:29:07 EDT

    Dear LW, sometimes a woman who is dating an older man needs some young piece of man meat to serve as a pinch hitter now and then when the mark....errrr.......older man is not quite up to par in the be more »

  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 02:27:45 EST

    pereyti gorb vashu sobaku

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  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 02:22:09 EST

    And I am NOT some Quebecois guidoune.....I am a woman from the finest Russian stock

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  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 02:16:24 EST

    That shows you want you know, Nancy. Jon-Pierre's father, Henri-Luc St. Yves purposely chose "Jon" over "Jean" because he wanted his name to stand out.

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  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 01:00:02 EST

    Oooh....YES...I will wear the equipment......and you two can bend over right next to each other and I can switch back and forth......just like Saturday night  with Jon-Pierre and Margaux

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  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 12:51:34 EST

    You know I normally wouldn't do such a thing, my little lovebug. Especially with such low class riff-raff from this place. But I do want to make you happy, so I will do it for you........ more »

  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 12:50:57 EST

    You know I normally wouldn't do such a thing, my little lovebug. Especially with such low class riff-raff from this place. But I do want to make you happy, so I will do it for you........ more »

  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 12:41:46 EST

    I'm not looking for them, I'm going to GIVE them to YOU, Miss Nancy. I would slap the taste right out of your mouth.....if my arm wasn't so tired from carrying this beautiful, enormous engagement ring more »

  • Comment on: I Want Him to Get Motivated

    Posted 01/21/2014 12:35:25 EST

    How DARE you speak of my sweet little pupsik in such a way. If I wasn't such a lady.....and in France, I would track you down and teach you some manners.

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  • Comment on: No longer in love with my wife

    Posted 12/04/2013 10:20:48 EST

    Tequila-Monster 12/04/13 09:49 AM Imma make her my wife soon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I just wanted to make sure that no one missed this......   I'M GOING TO BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE!!! more »

  • Comment on: All we do is text

    Posted 10/17/2013 02:26:01 EDT

    Has anyone seen my sweet little pupsik? I need him for something

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  • Comment on: Afraid of rejection

    Posted 09/26/2013 10:02:49 EDT

    ::glares::

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