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  • Forum Post: More Defensive Pass Coverage Penalties to be called in 2014

    Posted 07/25/2014 01:39:43 EDT

      The league should rethink this - I think a balance between Offense and Defense is the way to go here. Real football fans (not fantasy fans) do not want to see any more scoring than what we have curr more »

  • Forum Post: Holy Garap

    Posted 06/26/2014 03:08:19 EDT

    In response to DrDribbleDits's comment:

    does anybody know anything about this guy?

    I know nothing!!

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  • Forum Post: NFL offseason pop quiz: What do you know before summer vacation?

    Posted 06/26/2014 02:02:05 EDT

    In response to joepatsfan111111's comment: 14/20 for me.. kinda sucked how you had to check at the bottom. I wish it was a bubble in, makes it a lot easier 14 is pretty good Joe - I got 6 - and I usua more »

  • Forum Post: Falcons Will Not Trade Gonzo

    Posted 10/18/2013 09:56:58 EDT

    In response to Section136's comment: In response to Patsfansince1966's comment: In response to Not-A-Shot's comment: But but but, BB is a brilliant man for saving his cap room. This deal is a lock.   more »

  • Forum Post: All done here

    Posted 10/16/2012 04:59:14 EDT

      For all you who say "don't tell us what kind of fans to be"  I say  YES, I WILL TELL YOU.  Have some loyalty, some respect, and some sense of history.  You complain more than Buffalo fans, more than more »

  • Forum Post: Tom Brady

    Posted 07/25/2012 03:34:20 EDT


    n Response to Tom Brady:

    I just sold my house, wife, and two children in order to purchase half a gram of Tom Brady's semen. Best decision of my life.
    Posted by BabeParilIi
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  • Forum Post: Double post

    Posted 07/25/2012 03:23:08 EDT

  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 01/05/2012 11:39:11 EST

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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    Posted 12/27/2011 04:23:02 EST

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    Posted 12/27/2011 02:45:24 EST

    I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

    I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 12/21/2011 01:41:08 EST

    I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.

    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 12/15/2011 11:31:18 EST

    I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet.

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    Posted 12/12/2011 02:28:33 EST

    Once when I was lost and I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we’ll ever find them?" He said, "I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can h more »

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    Posted 12/09/2011 03:39:53 EST

    My wife isn’t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the licens more »

  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 12/08/2011 03:49:54 EST

  • My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

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    Posted 12/07/2011 12:26:00 EST

    My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. more »

  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 12/06/2011 10:42:05 EST

    Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughter's no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 12/05/2011 01:39:12 EST

    I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

    I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

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    Posted 11/30/2011 04:53:03 EST

    I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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    Posted 11/30/2011 03:03:49 EST

    I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "No one drag is enough."
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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 11/29/2011 04:51:43 EST

    …went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 11/28/2011 10:33:56 EST

    I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

    I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.

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  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 11/25/2011 12:50:00 EST

    You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going and  I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two." more »

  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 11/23/2011 12:37:58 EST

    I was so depressed on last Thanksgiving that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... " When I was a kid my parents moved around a lot, but I always foun more »

  • Forum Post: Nothing

    Posted 11/22/2011 05:14:40 EST

    "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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