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Forum Post: Falcons Will Not Trade Gonzo
Posted 10/18/2013 09:56:58 EDT
In response to Section136's comment: [QUOTE] In response to Patsfansince1966's comment: [QUOTE] In response to Not-A-Shot's comment: [QUOTE] But but but, BB is a brilliant man for saving his cap room. more »
Forum Post: All done here
Posted 10/16/2012 04:59:14 EDT
For all you who say "don't tell us what kind of fans to be" I say YES, I WILL TELL YOU. Have some loyalty, some respect, and some sense of history. You complain more than Buffalo fans, more than more »
Forum Post: Tom Brady
Posted 07/25/2012 03:34:20 EDT
In Response to Tom Brady:[QUOTE]I just sold my house, wife, and two children in order to purchase half a gram of Tom Brady's semen. Best decision of my life.Posted by BabeParilIi[/QUOTE] more »
Forum Post: Double post
Posted 07/25/2012 03:23:08 EDT
Forum Post: Nothing
Posted 01/05/2012 11:39:11 EST
Posted 12/27/2011 04:23:02 EST
Posted 12/27/2011 02:45:24 EST
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Posted 12/21/2011 01:41:08 EST
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Posted 12/15/2011 11:31:18 EST
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet. more »
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet.
Posted 12/12/2011 02:28:33 EST
Once when I was lost and I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we’ll ever find them?" He said, "I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can h more »
Posted 12/09/2011 03:39:53 EST
My wife isn’t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the licens more »
Posted 12/08/2011 03:49:54 EST
Posted 12/07/2011 12:26:00 EST
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. more »
Posted 12/06/2011 10:42:05 EST
Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughter's no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive. more »
Posted 12/05/2011 01:39:12 EST
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. more »
Posted 11/30/2011 04:53:03 EST
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. more »
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Posted 11/30/2011 03:03:49 EST
I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "No one drag is enough." more »
Posted 11/29/2011 04:51:43 EST
…went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. more »
Posted 11/28/2011 10:33:56 EST
I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb. more »
I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.
Posted 11/25/2011 12:50:00 EST
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going and I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two." more »
Posted 11/23/2011 12:37:58 EST
I was so depressed on last Thanksgiving that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... " When I was a kid my parents moved around a lot, but I always foun more »
Posted 11/22/2011 05:14:40 EST
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." more »
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
Posted 11/22/2011 04:55:24 EST
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Posted 11/18/2011 04:13:37 EST
Posted 11/18/2011 12:11:03 EST