Posted 12/19/2014 08:04:45 EST
Come now. If that's your big enchilada of a sin. YOUR DOING IT WRONG
Posted 12/19/2014 05:07:33 EST
They are something else.
Posted 12/19/2014 04:26:59 EST
The bavarian catholic in me wanted my marriage ended as quickly and efficiently as possible, chop chop
Posted 12/19/2014 04:07:19 EST
Satan and I go WAAAAY back
Posted 12/19/2014 03:53:27 EST
I put our Elf sitting under the tree in between Barbie and Buzz Lightyear with his shorts down around his ankles
Posted 12/19/2014 03:47:48 EST
Imagine my surprise to find an old gay friend married to a woman and they now have a one year old child. SAAAAY WHUT!!!
Posted 12/19/2014 03:43:04 EST
Careful there Ms. Robinson
Posted 12/19/2014 02:51:39 EST
I Gen-Xer would have referred to him as totally tubular.
Posted 12/19/2014 02:49:52 EST
"older couple in a rental without snow tires and they couldn't manage to turn their car around."You shot them anyways, right?
Posted 12/19/2014 02:48:45 EST
I love when the pull out there new iPhone 6 pluses
Posted 12/19/2014 02:46:21 EST
I love the guy at 16 and mass that's held the same "I have a 6 month old baby at home" sign for the last 3 years
Posted 12/19/2014 02:38:53 EST
He can't get his wife to live 1000 miles away?
Posted 12/19/2014 02:34:53 EST
People that kept getting busted by private diks came up with the term
Posted 12/19/2014 02:33:28 EST
I don't encourage that behaviour and keep my money to myself
Posted 12/19/2014 02:11:36 EST
My mail carrier gives ME $50, or else
Posted 12/19/2014 11:36:12 EST
PABST BLUE RIBBON
Posted 12/19/2014 11:32:27 EST
Buffalo wings and PBR...at least that's what I'm havin for lunch today.
Posted 12/19/2014 11:00:55 EST
Move to Arlington!
Posted 12/19/2014 10:36:20 EST
I was listening to iTunes 80's dance channel yesterday on the way to work. I was smiling and cracking up the whole way to work.
Posted 12/19/2014 09:46:22 EST
Wow, I'd be ripshit if I were you. Anyhow, I honestly think that you will start healing faster if you just keep moving on, even as incredibly tempting as it is to tell the wife. No more LDRs for you m more »
Posted 12/19/2014 08:53:51 EST
30 Pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon more »
Posted 12/18/2014 04:56:12 EST
Some of my favourite shoes actually repel satan more »
Posted 12/18/2014 04:09:39 EST
I'd look FABULOUS in a pair of boat shoes with no socks.Thus, I'm letting this fashion trend pass me right on by. more »
Posted 12/18/2014 03:54:20 EST
**FIST PUMP**Snooki? Is that you? Dam I thought you looked familiar. more »
Posted 12/18/2014 03:46:11 EST
"GTL"A jersey shore reference? NOOOOOOOOOOOO more »
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