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About Me: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky; and those two guys with the bags on their heads at Ron Erhardt's last game were not me and my brother.

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  • Posted 10/16/2014 12:03:13 EDT

    There is nothing good about football on Thursday night. Do you guys ever talk about the over-saturation? Or are you too busy trying to replace Victor Cruz on your fantasy team?     You know . .  the w more »

  • Posted 10/16/2014 10:52:11 EDT

    "difficulty with interpersonal functioning"   Oh . . .   I like that one.   You know . . .  every time I get maudlin about not becoming an intrepid sociologist (which isn't nearly as often as you migh more »

  • Posted 10/16/2014 10:45:07 EDT

    In response to gogogopats' comment:

    This is an absolutely childish thread.

    Is there some other kind?



    Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah . . .   he's a very naughty boy!


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  • Forum Post: Your obsession...

    Posted 10/16/2014 10:35:36 EDT

    Okay . . .   how many of you guys have government jobs?   Yet another thread about our ol' pal Russ concerning itself with the unruly plethora of . . .     (drum roll, please)   . . .    threads about more »

  • Posted 10/09/2014 11:05:11 EDT

    Now I've got this image of Belichick looking under the couch cushions . . . "Now, where did I leave that  team?"     Belichick lost the Pats.     You guys are funny. Now you listen here! He's not the more »

  • Posted 10/09/2014 10:57:31 EDT

    Ideally, you like to impose your will on your opponent, but that mustn't necessarily mutually exclude taking what the defense gives you. Twenty-first century football "fan" looks at the Pats and scrat more »

  • Posted 10/09/2014 10:47:12 EDT

    You know what's funny about illiteracy?




    Of course, you dont.




    Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah . . .   he's a very naughty boy!

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  • Forum Post: No More!

    Posted 09/29/2014 11:04:59 EDT

    One thing is for sure:   It's good to see the NFL coming out with a strong stance against domestic violence.   I don't know about you guys, but a bunch of actors who are paid to play "Let's Pretend" m more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 11:58:24 EDT

    Dude . . .   They've screwed up that stadium situation so badly there'll be no appeasing the fandom. It was sold a bill of goods and hasn't even had to pay the PSL' yet. The gubmint lied about its abi more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 11:53:46 EDT

    In point of fact, this will actually help usher in Teddy Bridgewater as the face of the new stadium.   Peterson was never going to be that anyway and a re-branding (when it comes to Minnesota, nobody more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 11:49:27 EDT

    Come on, now, Russ.

    Don't be naive.

    Money and time will wash this all away.


    You know it as well as I do.




    Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah . . .   he's a very naughty boy!

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  • Forum Post: There are 3 kid

    Posted 09/16/2014 11:46:30 EDT

    Okay . . .   I guess I'll ask the question: How often and for how long do you have to stop rooting for the team in protest over whatever pisses you off about the team in order not to be considered a " more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 11:01:41 EDT

    Okay . . .  yeah . . .  it is only week two, but it's the lack of discipline that's glaring to me. Of course, who knows what is or isn't a penalty in the NFL anymore?       Now you listen here! He's n more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 10:59:33 EDT

    In response to fishers5's comment: Falling prey to a public outcry is just good business.. When this blows over, they will be back Well . . .  given that the national attention span is roughly five se more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 10:46:37 EDT

    When halftard players who'v been coddled because of their athletic ability all their lives grow up to be idiots, I am not surprised and you shouldn't be either. As for the game iself . . .  well . . . more »

  • Posted 09/16/2014 10:32:10 EDT

    I have a question. Even if we can all agree that it's never a good idea to hit a little kid . . .   just exactly how far into Adrian Peterson's parenting experience  (or mine . .    or anyone's)  do y more »

  • Posted 09/06/2014 11:15:23 EDT

    If you put Gronk in bubble wrap and stored him in an upright position in a warm, dry place he might be available in January . . .   but I would tend to doubt it. Ease him in? I have no idea how you wo more »

  • Posted 09/06/2014 10:36:01 EDT

    Clearly, it's Tampa Bay

    Tampa Bay




    I said it twice.



    Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah . . .   he's a very naughty boy!

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  • Posted 08/26/2014 10:45:16 EDT

    Bang the drum slowly . . . too many jobs . . . not enough quarterbacks.   Of course, the  new rules that make it a hanging offense to touch anybody on the offense should do wonders for the careers of more »

  • Posted 08/26/2014 10:40:07 EDT

    In response to DougIrwin's comment: [/QUOTE] You people have no sense of humor.  I suppose in the movie ted with the bear ripping a binger on the couch is also not funny? [/QUOTE] TOM BRADY COULD DO  more »

  • Posted 08/19/2014 10:37:17 EDT

    Nothing you can do about it. The league has hitched its wagon securely to the "fantasy" crowd and football as we dinosaurs have known it does not exist anymore, and won't again. Alas.     Now you list more »

  • Forum Post: Thanks Gomer

    Posted 08/08/2014 11:28:24 EDT

    This is what comes of banking your future on "fantasy" football.

    What . . .   are you saying you don't like it?



    Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah . . .   he's a very naughty boy!

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  • Posted 08/08/2014 10:36:04 EDT

    I don't think there's anything particularly special about Baltimore. Better ask what is wrong with people, in general.   Of course, it's also the nature of rooting for football players. It's easy not more »

  • Posted 07/24/2014 11:13:17 EDT

    The whole "Gronkowski Question" really plagues me. I'm not sure how to hope. On one hand, I kind of hope he gets hurt almost immediately so we can all have a lot of false hope about what's going to ha more »

  • Forum Post: The NFL is a Joke

    Posted 07/24/2014 10:52:27 EDT

    Well . . .   it's not secret that Goodell has been inconsistent at best in meting out his version of justice, and quite frankly I don't care what the letter of the NFL law is here . . .  when you give more »

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