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Posted 09/02/2010 06:17:23 EDT
You are a red hot nymphette! Do not settle you hottie you need a man that rocks your world AND treats you like the princess you are.
Posted 07/27/2010 10:17:41 EDT
And if you are really a hottie you'd take him into your posh office and entertain him there in the middle of the afternoon! How cool would you be?!
Posted 07/27/2010 10:08:43 EDT
Wear a short skirt, show a little cleavage, and for gosh sakes go to bed with this man. Who cares that he is beneath your station it's a roll in the hay. You sound too uptight.
Posted 07/14/2010 05:04:58 EDT
Maybe hes tapping that cougar?
Posted 05/24/2010 07:58:45 EDT
Look how fat this guy is. Wow. Used to play football you say? Odd.
Posted 05/20/2010 10:32:21 EDT
Yah gotta dump her. Sorry sad and cold but true. Get out now while you still can.
Posted 05/11/2010 07:36:59 EDT
how many bfd ffs does it take to run up 2 flights of stairs? infinity because none of them are in good enough shape to do it
Posted 05/11/2010 07:35:45 EDT
fatso jakes need that raise to buy more donuts. have you ever seen a hungry fat guy? its scary. so let them buy their donuts
Posted 05/07/2010 10:01:26 EDT
Stop being so darned picky lest you end up a spinster. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. That other guy sounds like he might play for the other team anyhow.
Posted 04/30/2010 03:27:04 EDT
Men do not like clingy needy desperado women
Posted 04/27/2010 03:43:44 EDT
Don't be such a prude. Hope into the ol sackaroony with them and have at it
Posted 04/22/2010 12:57:36 EDT
to say nothing of how ugly and dumb they are too fat dumb and ugly
Posted 04/22/2010 12:57:05 EDT
every firefighter i see is a big fat tub of goo how can they save anybody they are so fat
Posted 04/22/2010 10:57:29 EDT
have another donut
Posted 04/20/2010 07:59:48 EDT
i bet axman is not even a jake he prolly has as scanner and collects ssi
Posted 04/20/2010 07:58:37 EDT
how many hours a day do most jakes sleep or play xbox i wonder
Posted 04/20/2010 07:55:10 EDT
the Bems guys deserve the raises not the Bfd
Posted 04/20/2010 07:54:26 EDT
plus 90 percen of jakes are tubby based on what i see
Posted 04/20/2010 07:53:53 EDT
19% to sleep for 48 hour shift? sweet sign me up
Posted 04/19/2010 07:06:08 EDT
fat lazy local 718 jakes get to keep getting fatter and lazier feeding at the public trough. nice. hardly even any fires anymore. fire half of the bums and use on-call for the rest. have some more don more »
Posted 04/16/2010 02:16:51 EDT
you are only young and nubile once. live it up. soon you'll be a fat haus frau living in suburbia driving 3 little nose pickers around in a dirty minivan. live it up. have a menage. you can only do th more »
Posted 04/15/2010 03:25:45 EDT
Wow strap a pair on and man up, Alice. Then go out and find yourself a skeeze on the side to meet your needs. more »
Posted 04/15/2010 07:49:01 EDT
maybe you can invite her into your boudoir then all 3 of you win?! don't be a prude everyone's doing it more »
Posted 04/15/2010 07:44:48 EDT
stop being so clingy and demanding and enjoy what you have. if you are a shrew he will send you to the curb. more »
Posted 04/13/2010 10:44:37 EDT
a fire fighter that is not a fatso? woweeeeeeee more »