MALE, Waltham. MA
Posted 01/29/2015 03:58:49 EST
*Things not This
Posted 01/29/2015 03:58:04 EST
In the words of Mel Brooks, "it's good to be king!"
Posted 01/29/2015 03:57:07 EST
This haven't been the same since the LW decided to go Lumbersexual.
Posted 01/29/2015 03:51:24 EST
Given the LW's prolific sex life, I considered posting an innuendo-laden version of Eight Days a Week but ultimately restrained myself.
Posted 01/29/2015 11:17:45 EST
In paragraph four of the letter, the LW tried to make a long story short.
Posted 01/29/2015 11:08:49 EST
I don't [@#$%^*%] know.
Posted 01/29/2015 11:06:34 EST
I don't know if he's jumping in too soon, but he's defintately jumping in too often
Posted 01/29/2015 10:43:33 EST
Maybe he's eating garlic for his head cold?
Posted 01/29/2015 10:39:27 EST
"I constantly tell her how beautiful she is and how much I love her"Maybe you just need to ice down that -boner once in awhile, bro.
Posted 01/28/2015 09:50:05 EST
Overly busy = response to latest text message > 5 minutes
Posted 01/28/2015 09:46:06 EST
It's always amazes me the lengths unavailable people will go to just to avoid having a meaningful relationship with someone.
Posted 01/28/2015 09:42:50 EST
Where's Billy Idol to say it's a nice day for a Skype wedding?
Posted 01/28/2015 09:40:35 EST
When your romantic GPS indicates that you're on the road to nowhere, it's time to enter a new destination.
Posted 01/27/2015 05:04:21 EST
Carroll was 6 and 10 in his first and only year with the Jets. By the time he got to Seattle, he was a much better coach. He had GROWN from experience. That's right, in his first year with Seattle he more »
Posted 01/26/2015 07:28:27 EST
Not that Carroll was blameless, but you try winning with the guys Bobby Grier drafted after Parcells left. Oh yeah, Curtis Martin, who needs a guy like him when you can draft a guy like Sedrick Shaw? more »
Posted 01/26/2015 10:55:55 EST
"We've dreamed about this for about a year and have talked about moving abroad together"It doesn't sound like the two of you were having the same dream more »
Posted 01/26/2015 10:43:11 EST
Where's the clicker? more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:29:37 EST
"We are both in our early 30s now, and I'm beginning to feel insulted that he's acting like we're 22-year-olds " I can only imagine the indignity of a thirty-something having to act like a twenty-some more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:18:48 EST
I just fake replied more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:18:07 EST
I'd have to talk to my fake lawyer before committing to anyone like that more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:15:56 EST
And he got fake pissed about it more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:15:20 EST
Filing status (check one): married, single, married filing separately, married (wink-wink) more »
Posted 01/26/2015 09:12:54 EST
Some foreign cultures are much more intolerant of fakes than we are, how unenlightened of them. more »
Posted 01/23/2015 03:28:46 EST
Lastest rumor is that NFL Inspector Clouseau is seeking a reum at Patriot Place more »
Posted 01/23/2015 09:57:58 EST
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that without sex I'd be nothing more »
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