October 20, 2003

Better living through chemistry
Posted by jbutler@bostonworks.com">Jason Butler at 9:44 AM -

Evolutionary biologist Zack Lynch predicts that mental health is the ultimate competitive advantage, and that to compete in the 21st century, job-seekers may need a little outside help.

As more people live longer and global competition intensifies, many people will turn to regulated neuroceuticals as the next set of tools they will adopt to help them survive and succeed. Using cogniceuticals to increase memory retention, emoticeuticals to decrease stress and sensoceuticals to add a meaningful pleasure gradient, neuroceuticals will allow people to compete without being constrained by their neurochemistry.

I may be ahead of the curve; after Game Seven last week, I drank me a case of them regulated neuroceuticals.

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