January 26, 2004 10:29 AM

¡hombre de la helada! caiga el oro verde
Posted by at 10:29 AM

Jason just returned from a trip out to San Diego for what he claims was a conference, business trip and vacation rolled in one. But I now know the real reason for his left-coast jaunt, his recent increased use of acronyms in unusual circumstances, his "hey, you talkin' to me?" swagger. He was really out there interviewing to become a "Guac Cop".

They call it green gold. "When the Super Bowl comes, there is going to be thievery," Mr. Luce said. "People want guacamole."

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