November 28, 2006 7:53 AM

I'd love to come in boss, but...
Posted by Jason Butlerat 7:53 AM

I've seen deer on my commute in from Holliston three times in the last week. They've never prevented me from coming in, though. A rogue buffalo, on the other hand, may cause me to call in with this excuse:

2) A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.

Here are the other fourteen best excuses for skipping work.