Help Sarah make sense

Sarah Palin has been on TV a whole lot lately, and she doesn't always make sense or speak a recognizable form of English, but goshdarnit, she's sure givin' it a heckuva try. She's just a Jane Six-Pack who happens to like to shoot wolves from a helicopter on the way to hockey practice. Given her busy schedule, the good folks at Remix Sarah Palin (www.remixsarahpalin.com) have taken the pressure of making sense off her shoulders and given it to you. The site has dozens of Palinisms that visitors can mash up into things they wish she'd said. Some of the early efforts, including one titled Sexy Time and another called Ode to Geography, are priceless. We're not sure how they'll play in her home state of Russia, but we in the media elite love 'em. [Dennis Fisher]