Oh, no he didn't!

The sad truth is that many gents are more than happy to pull on an ill-fitting shirt and a pair of rumpled khakis in the morning. As long as it looks reasonably clean and doesn't draw unwanted attention, it's deemed satisfactory. But many of these looks have grown more tiresome than Tori Spelling's biography. We've collected a few of these enemies of style, and offered easy alternatives to ensure your closet no longer resembles a clearance rack. - CHRISTOPHER MUTHER

The dad jean

Even sexier when paired with white sneakers
Why it's a fashion crime: Why should mom have all the fun? Dad also needs a comfortable, unflattering jean with a high waist and a full seat. This is the jean that isn't afraid to say, "I've given up on my appearance." The light color and nondescript cut means that they could have come from any era, but there's a very good chance that they are older than Miley Cyrus. Ditto for the white gym sneakers that act as the constant companion to the dad jean.
A better option: Replace your ancient jeans with dark-rinse denim, and don't be afraid to look for a cut that flatters.

The double tee

Remember Jason Bateman's character in "Juno"? Exactly.
Why it's a fashion crime: Once the go-to look of Sundance Film Festival attendees and indie rockers from cold climes, this combination is officially past its freshness date and is now being sported by every would-be-hipster and tot under 10.
A better option: Wear the short-sleeve T under the long-sleeve T. You're still warm, and no longer look like you're desperately clinging to the sweet sparrow of youth.

The fleece vest

It says "I'm warm and sporty, even in the office!
Why it's a fashion crime: Perfect for the office adventurer who finds sweaters to be too constricting for extreme tasks such as stapling and typing. Fleece vests are fine if worn while hiking, biking, or golfing, but the miracle fabric should be banned from the workplace.
A better option: A sweater vest offers arm freedom, warmth, and looks like it belongs in an office as opposed to the Appalachian Trail.

The pleated khaki

Perfect pleats for showing off that cellphone holster!
Why it's a fashion crime: A funny thing happened 10 years ago: cellphones got small enough to fit inside a pocket. Instead of accepting this simple fact, the mobile-phone accessories industry has cast a nefarious spell over the men of America, convincing them it's necessary to display their phones on their trousers. When those trousers happen to be pleated, all attention falls to the waist.
A better option: Unless you're a Scandinavian model, stay away from pleats. And if your phone or BlackBerry is too big for your front pocket, invest in a messenger bag already.

The nightlife uniform

Add copious amounts of hair gel for optimal effect!
Why it's a fashion crime: The combination of untucked striped shirt, boot-cut jean and over-gelled hair says, "2002 was a very good year, I'm going to keep reliving it. Got a problem with that?"
A better option: Start by tucking in your shirt, please. Stripes are fine in moderation, but other prints may want to come out to party occasionally, too. And for the love of Rami Kashou, get rid of the flare jeans with the crazy pocket stitching. When it comes to jeans, think skinny, dark, and simple.