According to popular theory, parting your hair on the left reveals a tendency toward logical, left-brain thinking. Parting it on the right suggests a more artistic, intuitive bent.

But the modern man prides himself on drawing from both sides. That might explain the enduring appeal of the fauxhawk.

In a decade otherwise undefined by men’s tonsorial tendencies – no ubiquitous buzzcuts, unruly lions manes, or Cobain hair -- the one constant seems to be the follicular push toward the center.

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