Jessica Biel may be one of the most beautiful women in film right now, but she's the poster child of the new schlump. On the arm of her natty beau Justin Timberlake, she frequently looks like she just rolled out of bed, wearing shapeless maxi dresses, or sad hoodies and scarves. Her appearance at the Oscars is a case in point. Her cream-colored gown was pretty enough, but that hair! Mussed, stringy, and bedraggled. Where's the Illusionist when she needs him?