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Black Friday tragedy!

Email|Link|Comments (3) Posted by Christopher Muther November 21, 2007 11:10 AM

I made it quite clear last year that I'd rather wear a pair of Kleenex boxes filled with red ants on my feet than Crocs, those hideous foam rubber shoes that are the preferred footwear of children and adults who are too lazy to lace their shoes.

Now it seems that the company I despise more than Robin Williams is opening a store in Boston on Friday. I think a demonstration is in order! Who wants to join me in a fashion picket line? They're going to be selling the clown shoes, and Crocs apparel. I can only imagine what that looks like.

So, if you have anyone named Bozo, Clarabelle, or Krusty on your shopping list, your Black Friday just got much easier. That is if you can get past me in the picket line. Good luck!

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This is one of the greatest tragedies in Boston this year. Possibly ever.

Posted by The Missus November 23, 07 11:12 AM

Wow, ranting and complaining about Crocs. I hope this was a serious article, and you really did picket that store... if not, then this was one sore attempt at a comedic article.

Posted by Brad November 26, 07 07:49 PM

I feel your pain!!! I hate Crocs….Vans slip on sneakers, cute!! But oversized, plastic, NEON, Lego block look alikes? No thanks! I understand the need for comfort, but Crocs are the worst way to go about it. I think instead I’m going to opt for my Nine West peep toe heels

Posted by Tina November 28, 07 11:16 AM