Black Friday tragedy!
I made it quite clear last year that I'd rather wear a pair of Kleenex boxes filled with red ants on my feet than Crocs, those hideous foam rubber shoes that are the preferred footwear of children and adults who are too lazy to lace their shoes.
Now it seems that the company I despise more than Robin Williams is opening a store in Boston on Friday. I think a demonstration is in order! Who wants to join me in a fashion picket line? They're going to be selling the clown shoes, and Crocs apparel. I can only imagine what that looks like.
So, if you have anyone named Bozo, Clarabelle, or Krusty on your shopping list, your Black Friday just got much easier. That is if you can get past me in the picket line. Good luck!
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Hayley Kaufman is editor of the Style section.
Rachel Raczka (@rachelraczka) is the lifestyle producer for Boston.com.
