C'mon, Mischa! What is the matter with you? We so talked about this already:
[When hideous pants happen to former "it" girls.]
I have vials of venom to spew about these khakis/jeans/whatever — namely that they appear to give you a constant front wedgie — but, Misch, let's make a deal: I'll spare you the sarcasm if you promise to give up high-waisted pants in 2008. It's not that hard. Stop raiding your frumpy aunt's old armoire, for starters. Even she hasn't worn these jeans since 1986. Some fashion crimes should only be unearthed in time capsules.