Tot couture

Do you ever get the urge to purchase and stockpile neat maternity and mommy chic clothing and accessories for when you're ready to have kids? No? Just me. O.K.

I love these Cake Collection bags from California-based company Petunia Pickle Bottom (Sounds like a Candyland character, right?):

[Cosmopolitan Caryalls from the Cake Collection, about $342 each]

When I first saw these carryalls with their gorgeous cut velvet exteriors, I had no idea they were actually diaper bags in disguise. The retro-looking bags have seven exterior pockets and several interior pockets for bottles and other necessities.

The bags come in four fun color combos with tasty names like Chocolate Cherry Cake and Pistachio Layer Cake, and are available locally at Lester Harry's and Kiwi Baby.

Absolute tot couture.