Ha. Now you have Foreigner stuck in your head, don't you?
Horrid hairbands aside, I was trolling the Somerville Target yesterday for the rumored John Derian collection. I heart the Bird Design Tray, but the Somerville Target being the ultra hip place it is, doesn't have any of the dishes in stock. So, I settled on some note cards. Maybe I will send love letters to John, asking for a little something-something in my stocking this year.
Per my usual trajectory at Tar-jay — go in for toilet paper, leave with $250 worth of jewelry, scrapbooking materials, marked-down flats, cosmetics, and Sour Patch Kids, obviously — I found myself in the home decor section, gazing lovingly upon this doormat:
Well, if it isn't an Orla Kiely pattern rip-off! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present Exhibit A:
I already have the bag, so naturally, I scooped up the doormat — a steal at $11.99. Lesson learned: Shoot for John Derian; if you miss, you might just end up on an Orla Kiely-impersonating mat.