Brad Pitt thinks you're dirty

Don't get jealous, but this morning I took a shower with Brad Pitt. Before this post gets me into trouble I'll just clarify that Mr. Jolie was not exactly in the shower with me, but his shower gel was. Pitt has teamed with Kiehl's to create Kiehl's Aloe Vera Biodegradable Liquid Body Cleanser ($16.50).

It's free of parabens, sodium lauryl sulfate, and dyes — and it's bottled in 100% recycled plastic. All profits will go to JPF Eco Systems, an eco-charity that Brad created with Kiehl's. Because, you know, he's a dreamy humanitarian.