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ScarJo, I know that you (and your man voice) are really into politics and encouraging people to vote. That's cool. But I also think it's your civic duty as a celebrity to wear fabulous clothing.
[Scarlett on the cover of CosmoGirl!'s November issue.]
You are dressed like a five-year-old in a kicky tap show about America's founding fathers. Not only is this jumper bunchy and sappy, it's downright unflattering. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, sister.
(If the straps unhinged to reveal pasties lit up like sparklers and Scarlett twirled batons to George Michael's "Freedom '90" in a patriotic burlesque show, I might — might — let her get away with it. Probably not.)
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