Not this critic's choice
"Oh, dude. I'm totally excited that I just won a Critic's Choice Best Actress award for 'Rachel Getting Married.' But I'm pretty sure that bedsheet I belted to my hot black dress when I was drinking in my dressing room pre-show is still attached. On national television. I'm just going to run with it. Pretend it's high fashion. Not a mistake. Done and done."
I really want to like this dress because I really like Anne Hathaway — and her performance in "Rachel Getting Married" was great — but instead, she just looks like a mixed-up Oreo. A very pretty Oreo, but still. Heed Michael Jackson's advice, AHath: "Black or White," OK? If the dress was all white with the interesting, geometric neckline and funky belt, I could probably hop on board.
And her shoes? To die for. Though I might break my ankle (again) if I ever tried to walk in them. (Ankle break #1 was high-heel related. Shudder.)
Anyways, let's just pretend she went all-white. Sometimes, denial gets me through the day, loves:
See, all better.
[Credits: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images; Dan Steinberg/AP]
Contributors
Hayley Kaufman is editor of the Style section.
Rachel Raczka (@rachelraczka) is the lifestyle producer for Boston.com.
