Bend me, shape me

I have two left thumbs when it comes to origami. (Read: The crane is way too advanced.) However, I'm honing my folding and creasing skills so I can churn out paper stilettos and A-line skirts with the best of them:

Yes, well-heeled friends. Random gift purveyor Fred Flare is selling this fashion origami set. For $12, you too can experience blisters and paper cuts from creating mini undergarments and hats. Done and done. Throw in a bottle of red wine and a marathon of "America's Next Top Model," and we've got a perfectly delicious and hilarious Sunday afternoon.