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My reflection, dirty mirror

Print | Comments () Posted by Courtney Hollands April 13, 2009 11:38 AM

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OK. Let's hope that Smashing Pumpkins' egomaniacal leader Billy Corgan actually does have a dirty, dusty mirror in his house/spaceship/wherever he lives. That might be the only explanation for this:

I don't know what distresses me more: The fact that Billy and "Shot at Love" ditz Tila Tequila are reportedly dating or the outfits these two tried to pass off as red carpet wear.

Corgan has never been a fashionista, per se, but black turtlenecks and Doc Martens are preferable to this sparkly suit on the lam from Siegfried and Roy's costume closet. And Tila? You look like the visual embodiment of the phrase: "Three sheets to the wind." The three sheets are aluminum foil — as that's clearly all you're wearing.

(In related news: Bravo needs a reality check about which stars constitute the "A-List." Just saying. Also, "Gish" forever!)