Grody Brody

OK, we've all been there. You jet into Berlin for a BOSS Orange fashion party, only to realize you forgot an undershirt. Oh crap!, you think and consider buying something from the hotel lobby gift shop. But, instead, you watch a five-hour marathon of "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" in German, forgo the shower, and tie a bandanna around your neck in a weak attempt to cover your sparse chest hair.

Everything will OK, right?

Wrong. You can never, ever get away with wearing a v-neck cardigan and a bandanna. Nice try, Adrien. Hot tip: Maybe you should spend more time packing normal, rational clothing, and less time shopping for straw fedoras at street fairs.