It's a jungle out there

I've come to terms with leggings. I can swallow acid washed jeans with a bit of heartburn. But, this:

Hollywood has apparently gone Lisa Frank on us, y'all. It's not OK to wear an image that once decorated my Trapper Keeper across your chest. It's just not — unless you are me, circa 1990, that is. I don't care if the snow leopard is your "power animal" or whatever.

I would expect such red carpet antics from you, Megan Fox, but Emily Deschanel? Your sister, the lovely Zooey, would be aghast. She's probably in shock as we speak, finding solace only in fiancee's Ben Gibbard's shoe-gazing music.

Although, now that I think of it, the tunic could be worse. It could be in color:

[Shudder.]