J-No, no, no
Oh, look! The new "American Idol" judges! Presenting Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez:
There's Tyler, the consummate rock star, in a silver scarf-necklace and velvet blazer. And, Jenny from the Block's hair is so deliciously shiny and wavy. And a bejeweled, deep V-neck top and giant hoop earrings? I wouldn't expect anything less from Ms. P. Diddy Ms. Ben Affleck Mrs. Marc Anthony.
All is well with the world . . . wait . . . for the love of "Gigli," what is that?
[Mario Anzuoni / Reuters]
Thank you, J.Lo, for this very public service announcement. America: Just say no to pleated pantsuits. Just say no to pantsuits. Seriously. Everyone in this photo is doing something — anything — to awkwardly avert his eyes from the bunchy, wrinkled mess that is La Lopez's lower half.
A little dress'll do ya, Jennifer. Please and thank you.
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