Many, many months after his uber secret -- meaning my invitation was lost in the mail --September fashion show to debut his long-awaited return to women's wear, Tom Ford has finally unveiled video evidence of the show, and, by default, his fabulousness. Before you watch the show, I'd like to point out how this intimate runway spectacular is like no other I've seen. First, I've never seen so many people smiling at a fashion show. Everybody here seems to be ridiculously happy. This show took place on a dreary rainy day. I looked like an angry wet ferret when this show was happening, but this crowd here is powder-puff fresh. Second, I've never seen such flattering lighting at a show. Instead of harsh light, there's a delicious glow on everybody. Third, this video could use more Tom Ford. All of that said, I'm kind of crazy about these evening clothes. What do you kids think?