Clearly, not as excited as this bloke. Sure, you were up at 4 a.m., cocktail in hand, tiara on head, watching the royal wedding. But did you have the prince and soon-to-be princess tattooed on your teeth? If you're smart, probably not. This 29-year-old plumber in the UK (of course) had the couple temporarily tattooed on his front teeth. Yes, this man paid more than 1,000 pounds to look like he has a bad case of tooth decay. At least we know (hope) that the morning can only get more stylish from this point forward.