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If you want my body...

Posted by Christopher Muther  June 2, 2011 11:42 AM
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No, not my body. These days I can't even get the homeless guy who chases pigeons in Harvard Square to notice me. I'm talking to all you Buff Bettys and Muscular Mikes with a passion for exercise and a shameless exhibitionist streak who think you're hot enough for a spread in Men's Health or Women's Health magazines. The publications are holding a contest looking for the fittest man and the fittest woman in America. Does being able to bend down for Little Debbie zebra cakes count as fit? Because if it does, we're ready for our close-up! If you're interested in applying, head over here, and start crunching those abs. I'll be crunching a can of Pringles.

This is how the "Solid Gold" dancers are preparing for the contest

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