It's about time.
The Boston-by-way-of-Brazil super model was announced as Pantene's newest ambassador last month and her enviable locks have not only earned her a shiny new campaign, but also a fake Twitter account.
Sadly, as of now, @GiselesTendril only has 27 followers, but that's probably because it has kind of boring (but sort of funny?) things to say.
My highlights are throwing shade. Golden like cachaça.— Gisele's Hair (@GiselesTendril) January 9, 2014
No word if the account is affiliated with Pantene, Gisele, or even as The Cut muses, the New York Post, but we'd like to see where the parody tweeter takes us, so make that 28 followers.
The account started on Jan. 6 with this opening line:
Confession: Sometimes when she's wearing lip gloss, a breeze blows me into a puddle of slime. But it's Gisele's lips, so I win.— Gisele's Hair (@GiselesTendril) January 7, 2014
Gisele's hair? Can you tweet me?