Fanning — it's like fawning, get it? Excuse my reach. Let's get to the point: I want Dakota Fanning's Valentino dress from the LA premiere of "New Moon."

[AP Photo/Chris Pizzello]

It's mostly sweet and a little bit vampy — and the lacy neckline is so flattering. The sky-high platform heels are too much for my tastes, but hey, to each her own.

I also think the dress looks age-appropriate on Dakota (read: it covers all the places it should and doesn't show upper thigh), though there has been some debate around the Interweb on this point.

Please. Your worries and concern should be directed to Kristen Stewart. Stat. May I remind you that she refuses to play nice with showers and brushes? She wore a dress with sheer butt panels, for werewolf's sake!

Valentino will be donating 10 percent of all sales from Nov. 4 to Nov. 8 to cancer research. And just in case that wasn't enough to motivate you Avril Graham, Harper's Bazaar executive fashion and beauty editor, will dispense style tips for shoppers on Nov. 4 from 6 to 9 p.m.

To get yourself in the mood for your feel-good shopping extravaganza, I recommend you pick up the DVD of "Valentino: The Last Emperor." If you haven't spent all of your money on Pugs and Puppy Chow by the end of the fashion doc, then by all means start scanning the racks at Valentino and get indulgent for charity.

South Shore T-shirt magnate Johnny Cupcakes is branching out into more formal attire. For kids who are ready to grow up (just a little), there are playful ties, plus this shirt/tie combo. Like all his goods, these are all limited edition. So if you like what you see, grab them quickly.

Stop holiday party stress before it starts. Hoof it to the Design Hive market this Sunday for the "Vintage Vixens" event. Punkystyle, Fidget Finds, Rick Walkers, Sweetwater, the Pigeon Chest, and other vintage sellers will show off unique, retro dresses and accessories perfect for company cocktail fetes and New Year's Eve soirees.

A few examples to whet your appetite:

[Graphic dress from Fidget Finds — imagine with a chunky statement necklace.]

[Purple pumps from Punkystyle. Pair with a sequined black mini.]

The action is from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Maria Baldwin School in Cambridge. DJ Keith Jensen will be manning the turntables.

This has been a public service announcement from your favorite frugal Stylephiler.

Oh, how I love David Bowie. I was just listening to "Andy Warhol" and decided to search for my favorite glam rocker on Etsy.com (Why not?).

Bad idea, because now I want everything that comes up.

Like these:

["Pinups" Recycled Album Art Coasters, $35. From inoudidsattic.]

And this:

[David Bowie and his Orange Lightning Makeup Strike Again cotton tote, $12.99. From TrulySanctuary.]

And this:

[Red Shoes letterpress print, $15. From steedgriffin.]

And for all the young dudes in my life:

[The White Duke cuff links, $22.50. From VenusFlytrapJewels.]

To celebrate its opening on Newbury Street, the Ted Baker store (in the former Gap space) is handing out nearly 1,000 pairs of "Boston Ted Sox" this weekend We're not entirely sure what a Boston Ted Sock is, but since it's free, you really can't complain. And on the upside, it can't look any worse than Courtney's romper. Oh, I kid... sort of.

I did it. I bought a romper. I don't know if it was the lack of sleep, or the fact that the Cynthia Rowley boutique from Rue La La popped into my inbox at the precise moment I was feeling a bit spendy — but I bought it, and it arrived yesterday:

Now, imagine that the romper is black and ironed and that I have a big smile on my face. I must say, it looks fab with black patterned tights and suede ankle boots. Yet, the whole idea still gives me pause. A fancy shorts one-piece? Never, said I, just one short year ago. I don't know what got into me, but I'm glad I took a chance: this one's a keeper.

And, this one isn't:

Newsflash: Boots are in this season. Um, duh. Over-the-knee, ankle, flat, motorcycle — boots are everywhere. I love a nice pair of knee-highs as much as the next gal, but I have to admit, I'm getting a little bored with the same old garden leather varieties. Give me some details and we'll talk.

That's why I love what Daniblack is doing here:

[Indie boot in gray suede, $325]

The laser-cut designs add intrigue. I like that these slouchy boots change depending on your tights. A little pop of color or skin peeks through here and there.

Unfortunately, I just bought a Sgt. Pepper's style military jacket and some hot blue Wayfarers — so this fashionista will be waiting for the sales.

I end up spending a bit too much of my time and income on Gilt Group, which is one of those wonderful invite-only sample sale web sites that takes high end designer duds and marks them down to ridiculously low prices. Gilt Group has just started a special page for the well-dressed man, called Gilt Man (what were you expecting?). If you're curious about joining the site, the kind folks at the newly christened Gilt Man are offering a special code Stylephile readers. Just point your browser giltman.com/globe and sign up.

Shop at your own risk. The site is ridiculously addictive, so don't say I didn't warn you when you start spending like Kirstie Alley at Krispy Kreme.

You'll probably be hard at work this weekend coming up with the perfect Halloween costume, mulling cider, or starting work on your Thanksgiving centerpiece -- so Martha of you. But in case you have a few moments to spare, here's a little weekend fashion for you. It takes place at Bond in the Langham Hotel on Sunday at 10 p.m. (cocktails start at 9 sharp!). It's open to all of you stylish folks, just RSVP to KarenMillenFashion@gmail.com.

I know that Blake Lively is all emotionless and cardboard-like on "Gossip Girl," but I just can't help myself: I have a total girl crush on S. I think it's the hair — the magical golden tresses that always fall just so.

Anyways. We're used to La Lively in backless, frontless, sheer, and sequined looks on the red carpet, so it's a refreshing change to see her in this flirty, one-shoulder Marchesa number at the "Where the Wild Things Are" New York City premiere:

[Jemal Countess/Getty Images]

Love the black lace applique on the nude bodice and the feather skirt is delightfully wild and almost furry-looking. (Very appropriate for the occasion, no?) Plus, it fits her well and doesn't require double-sided tape. A manicured thumbs up.

(Side note: I am so excited for this movie and it's Karen O-penned soundtrack. My heart's aflutter just thinking about the wackadoo outfits Ms. Yeah Yeah Yeahs will trot out for all movie-related events. Metallic unitards!)

Bless your well-tailored hearts, Brooks Brothers. Here's what Women's Wear Daily is saying about an upcoming collection the retailer will release later this month. I will be first in line on this one, so please, step aside gents. This is what they wrote:

BROOKS GOES MAD: Men want to be Don Draper, so it was only a matter of time and business acumen before somebody launched clothing based on the most dashing and emotionally unavailable character in “Mad Men.”

The Emmy-winning show’s costume director, Janie Bryant, has teamed up with Brooks Brothers to create a “Mad Men” edition suit inspired by Draper and the other well-dressed cads at fictional ad firm Sterling Cooper. The limited run of suits — only 250 will be made — hit 10 Brooks Brothers doors and brooksbrothers.com on Oct. 19 and will be available through the show’s season finale on Nov. 8.

The collaboration highlights the growing relationship between the retailer and the hit show. For the first two seasons, Brooks supplied suits to “Mad Men.” This season, Brooks produced custom suits, ties and shirts designed by Bryant and based on the retailer’s archives.

Brooks is also planning to publicize the partnership via a stand-alone Web site that will also launch on the 19th.

Spotted: Orla Kiely's Linear Cutlery totes at Mint Julep in Harvard Square.

I love this shoulder bag in the graphic black-and-white print. So tasty. So fall. So perfect for the foodie or fashionista on-the-go.

Christmas is coming up in a few short months... hint, hint.

Dearest Rihanna,

What is going on here? Shards and strings of fabric do not a shirt make. Don't you have an extra Balmain military jacket lying around or a spare umbrella? Cover thyself, woman!

I get edgy. I do. But you're taking it to the extreme. As in, you took a razor's edge to your top and bra and then wore the whole contraption to Paris Fashion Week. I'm clucking my tongue. You're making me cluck my tongue. For the love of Jay-Z, wear something flattering. No more bondage.

xoxo,
Courtney

[Photo by Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images]

A few weeks ago, we were convinced Drew Barrymore had skated into a style black hole. She looked fabulous for the "Grey Gardens" premieres (with her Bardot hair, red lips, and retro gowns), but then veered way off course during the promotional circuit for her directorial debut "Whip It."

Case in point:

[Jason Merritt / Getty Images]

Oh hay, Drew. Nice, um, fingerless gloves. Is your dress made from stone-washed crepe? What's with the turquoise tights? Did your locks have a horrible run-in with Doc Marten's shoe polish?

Fast forward two weeks:

[Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images]

Mentally block out Alia Shawcrat pumpkin sheath if you can (She's a busy lady, OK? Her bridesmaid dress for Tigger and Heidi's mountaintop wedding had to serve double duty). Let's focus on the important issue at hand: Our girl Drew is back. With a cute monochromatic bob! Oh, thank heavens!

Just when I was feeling all happy that it's Friday, there's bad news. Very bad.

Someone is trying to bailout Crocs. As you know, the ugliest shoe in America hit a rocky financial patch earlier this year. I guess folks decided they had enough of walking around looking like Ronald McDonald. Well, I was ready to toast the demise of these hideous shoes with a martini and crocodile tears (sorry, I could resist).

Now, Reuters is reporting that PNC Financial Services Group Inc. (I'm guessing it's a front for Satan) is going to spot Crocs a $30 million loan. Fools! Why not take your money and just give it to Bernie Madoff? It's a more sound investment. Does this mean more Crocs? Even Tim Gunn has urged Michelle Obama to retire her Crocs. It's a bad example for the nation. Think of the children!

Julia, the 12 year old fashion whiz, totally blew me away. She pulls off what I wish so many more would dare to try: COLOR and PATTERN! She did some of her back to school shopping at her favorite funky Cambridge store, Hootenanny.
Spotted on a Red Line Inbound train.

And check out her kicks

For the spring/summer 2010 collection that he presented last night, Narciso Rodriguez took a far lighter approach than his winter collection, and created dresses that practically floated down the runway on the models. A neutral color scheme -- with liberal splashes of color -- made the dresses seasonally appropriate, but also incredibly sophisticated. Like many in the audience I watched thinking "Which will Michelle Obama wear." The truth is that much of the collection would look stunning on the First Lady, and for that matter, most women.

Last night's Baby Phat fashion spectacular featured more glitter and cleavage than a night out on the town in Saugus. There were hoochie mama jump suits, gold bathing suits, and beefcake galore. But my eyes were so drawn to the decolletage of Nicole "Coco" Austin (below), that I'm quite sure I missed most of the show. Luckily, both Coco and Kimora Lee share the highest regard for fashion, so I feel that I didn't miss the underlying message behind the night.

Jameson was spotted at the JFK UMass Stop after doing some grocery shopping. The Chicago native gets the medal of honor as the first gent to grace the "Street Savvy" lens.

The thread that connected all of the women I shot in Davis Square was an acute sense of style and the embracing of contradictions. Take these sleeve tattoos juxtaposed with the baby doll cut of the dress and its oversized embroidery, for example:

Laura works at Poor Little Rich Girl and says she's lucky if she breaks even. Her studded platform sandals are a great example of how to transition summer pieces into fall- I love them paired with thick black stockings.

Check out her adorable Mary Janes.

This lovely young woman recently started classes MassArt and was out for a night on the town with her daughter. They were on their way to get sushi in Davis Square.

(Also, everyone should buy tap shoes so there's a constant tinkle of music as feet hit pavement.)

Spotted in Davis Square. This exchange student strikes equilibrium with the masculine shape of her jacket and leather bag and the delicacy of her skirt and ballet flats.

Parfait!

No need for false modesty. If you're the worst dressed woman in America, this is your moment to shine. TLC's "What Not to Wear" wants the country's most fashion-impaired lady for it's 250th show. You can enter until Sept. 29 -- and if you're the woman I saw in Crocs at the Burlington Mall on Saturday, I suggest you enter sooner rather than later.

You can enter here, and good luck.

Attention, Stylephilers! It's time to be on your best style behavior. We're hitting the streets of Boston with a camera for our new Street Savvy feature. We want to know who and what you're wearing. Dazzle us.

Spotted in Jamaica Plain
Aimee is a local painter who takes her flair for color beyond the canvas.

She describes this as a "laundry outfit": the ensemble you throw together when everything else is in the wash. But, really, very few look this fashionable during the spin cycle. I love how bright and bold her colors are, accented by the dark tights.

I am always excited to watch the insane genius of Kaiser Karl Lagerfeld in action, and the Sundance Channel is giving us front-row access to Karl this week. My TiVo is quivering. Beginning Sept. 9, Sundance airs a four-part original fashion series called "The Day Before" that gives an inside look at the creative process and, natch, the drama leading up to runway shows.

Here's the official schedule and descriptions from our chic friends at Sundance:

Wednesday, September 9 at 10:00pm e/p
"The Day Before Sonia Rykiel"
Sonia Rykiel, the flame-haired Parisian known for her chic, playful knitwear, marks her house's 40th anniversary with her October runway show in Paris.

Thursday, September 10 at 10:00pm e/p
"The Day Before Proenza Schouler"
Whiz kids Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez of Proenza Schouler send out their Fall 2009 collection in New York in February.

Friday, September 11 at 10:00pm e/p
"The Day Before Fendi by Karl Lagerfeld"
The unflappable Karl Lagerfeld presents his Fendi Fall 2009 collection in Milan in March.

Saturday, September 12 at 10:00pm e/p
"The Day Before Jean Paul Gaultier"
The final episode goes behind the scenes at Jean Paul Gaultier's July haute couture show in Paris.

Yogis in the know are probably all over Boston-based activewear company Ivee by now.

But, did you know that you can customize Ivee's Ella spandex tops and Hailey bamboo/spandex hoodies at Spreadshirt? Personally, I find nothing less motivating than yoga duds with Chinese symbols, peace signs, or relaxing phrases on them. Namaste-away from me, cheesy organic capris with "Zen" embroidered on the butt! These are more my speed:

I created these fun, neon(!) pieces from existing designs — you can also upload your own photos and images. Prices vary. Go ahead, be snarky.

Turner Classic Movies just released its 15 favorite fashion trendsetting films, and while we were shocked to see that "Desperately Seeking Susan" and "Troop Beverly Hills" didn't make they cut, there plenty of entries that we did agree with, including the filmed-in-Boston 1968 classic "The Thomas Crown Affair" (check out how nicely Steve McQueen cleans up). Others on the list include "Auntie Mame" and "Rear Window." For the full list, check the full entry, my dears.

Rachel Zoe's new line hits QVC on Sept. 12, and it appears the celebrity stylist has a fondness for faux fur vests (well, it's better than fleece) and faux vintage costume jewelry. It's all priced between $32 and $130, which is actually cheaper than Zoe's daily Starbucks tab. What do you think, 'Philers, are you buying it?

Summer is over. Parting with the beach is such sweet sorrow. But buck up, buttercup! With chillier nights come thick, patterned tights, ankle boots, skinny jeans, and all the delights of fall fashion. I just flipped (moused?) through Club Monaco's look book for this season, and I'm happy to report the delightfully polished and largely monochromatic mall store is doing polka dots in a big way. Think blouses, scarves, tanks, and this lovely skirt:

The skirt is playful; pair it with a structured and/or leather jacket or blazer to give it edge and sophistication. It's a justifiable wardrobe update — black and white go with anything. (See what I did there? I'm publicly excusing your shopping addiction. You're welcome.)

How is it that Mitchell has managed to survive two weeks on "Project Runway"? First he sends a near-nude model down the runway (save for a "Little House on the Prairie" collar), and last week he makes a maternity ensemble appropriate for.. well, no one, really, and manages to survive yet another week. Something in the L'oreal Paris Makeup room smells fishy, and this time it isn't Collier Strong. I've got my eye on you, Mitchell.

People can't seem to get enough of the Vogue editrix. "The September Issue" opened on just six screens this weekend in New York (it opens in Boston on Sept. 11), and it did very well. In fact, it was the fifth biggest opening ever for a documentary. I've already seen it twice and think it's an incredibly thoughtful and entertaining film. How about it, 'Philers, are you going to line up to see "The September Issue" when it comes to Boston?

Box Office: “September” Skyrockets; Finds 5th Best Doc Debut Ever

Last night's Daytime Emmy Awards offered up the kind of fashion faux pas that Joan and Melissa Rivers dream about. I had nightmares about this cat purse last night. I can only hope Sarah McLaughlin doesn't find out about it. She sings when she gets angry about animals, and no one likes that. Even the animals.

But the woman who personifies glamour, Brenda Dickson of "The Young and the Restless," was looking truly A-list last night in a gown she found at Goodwill lovely snake print and lace evening gown.

Brenda wrote the book on style. Actually, she made the video. If you've never seen this classic, then it's time to dust off your credit card, and for $20, you can own the infamous "Welcome to my Home." Now on DVD! You'll learn sage fashion phrases such as "If you have a weight problem, try to cut down what you're eating" or the inscrutable "style is as important in your life as your look." Can you believe that Bren wrote this gem herself? And as a point of reference, here's a picture of Dickson before she was hit by a truck carrying henna and Botox.

Who will win?

OK, so I'm exaggerating just a bit. The Boston Center for Adult Education is holding a class on Sept. 3 looking at the style differences and similarities between Michelle and Jackie. This should be a close one. Jay Calderin, founder of Boston Fashion Week, and Betty Riaz of Stil will lead the discussion and offer you pointers on how to find your inner first lady style.

Even better, they're serving booze and food at this class. The class is $10 for BCAE members, and $15 for non-members.

Thanks for making excuses for my lack of posts, Courtney (watch out if you see Courtney coming down the street, she's turned into a total Bridezilla!!!). You see, I was working on this fashion shoot, and having technical difficulties (see below).

But fashion season is right around the corner, and I feel a lot of blogging coming on. Or maybe that's just last night's Prosecco I'm feeling.

Editor's note: Oh, mon dieu! Has it really been two weeks without a Stylephile post? We've been remiss in our updates, and we apologize. Chris was on vacay and then dove headfirst into the all-consuming fall fashion preview, out Thursday. Courtney is exactly one month away from her wedding. Suffice to say, they've both been busy, stylish bees. Please forgive us and keep reading.

Why, hello, all my brides (and bridesmaids)-to-be. I just got a nice note from J.Crew in my inbox telling me that the Fall 2009 wedding collection is ready for preview at the Atrium Mall store. To see the goods — and all the lovely fabrics and colors they come in — you must call the store at 617-332-0122 and make an appointment.

My maids' dresses are from J. Crew — and picking them out would have a snap if had an in-person look at the colors and styles before ordering.

The best part? If you place an order at your appointment at the store, you get free shipping. Bonus.

Oh, Kristen. It must be so tough to date a vampire. All that blood loss is clearly killing your brain cells and impairing your fashion sense. That has to be the explanation for your Teen Choice Awards get-up:

Somewhere a goth ice dancer yearns to wear this skirt as she twirls and lutzes (angrily and all emo-like, of course) to the Cure's "Fascination Street." Imagine how the arena lights would catch the metal daggers!

Seriously, though, the skirt has potential. It's the top that kills it. I mean, is this a dress layered over a J.Crew Favorite Tank? (Been there, done that. What else can you do when a long and ill-advised sweater vest dips too low in the front and becomes NSFW?) Yes, it's the Teen Choice Awards, and yes, you can slack a little on the red carpet. But there's no excuse for such sloppy layering.

I won't quibble too much about the hair. I know KS is playing Joan "Reigning Queen of the Black She-Mullet" Jett in an upcoming movie. But, how about temporary extensions? A wig? A neat updo? A shower, at the very least?

Alas, it could be worse, as Russian singer An-Ya so aptly demonstrates:

Oh boy. Well, what you can expect from someone whose latest Tweets include: "I want to harmonize with a hummingbird" and "Hmmm...what to wear tonight.. Any ideas?!" NOT THIS, GIRL, NOT THIS.

Still tying or knotting scarves? Puh-lease. Never again will I spend needless energy on making sure my scarf looks just so. I'm fully prepared to jump neckfirst into fall's trend of cowl scarfs — aka chunky circles that I can easily loop around my neck one, two, or even three times. (Rachel Bilson wrote about this effortless accessory in her column for InStyle this month, so you know it's legit.)

Wondering where you can find such now scarves? Etsy to the rescue:

[Nomad cowl by Seedknits, $72]

[Medium warmer by Ozetta, $60]

[Ultra by Necklush, $74]

[Nantucket cowl by Yokoo, $65]

I love them all — and clearly want to collect them all. The Necklush scarf is made from seamless cotton loops, which is a funky twist on traditional wool. Also, you should check out Yokoo's shop for the product photography alone — girl knows how to style a shoot. Her stuff looks almost high fashion.

Have a warm fall, all.

Our favorite crazy designing sisters, Kate and Laura Mulleavy, are creating a line for Target (hereby referred to as Tar-jay). Their Rodarte label is innovative, gorgeous, and about as expensive as a rhinoplasty in Beverly Hills. But the Target line will sell for $9.99 to $79.99. The clothes arrive on Dec. 20, so we know what you fashionistas will be requesting from Santa this year.

Have you always wanted to be a model?

This may be your chance. We're looking for women to appear in our fall fashion issue. Are you a mom who is heading back to work? An empty nester who is entering the world of online dating and wants some advice on a kicky new look? Drop me a line at muther@globe.com and tell me your story. You may be chosen to appear in the stylish pages of G (and in cyberspace).

On a similar note, I have to confess that I became strangely obsessed with the VH1 modeling show "She's Got the Look." I was apprehensive when the new season began, but my love of Beverly Johnson and 72-year-old Delores helped hook me to watch through last week's finale.

So I promised myself I wouldn't use the grossly overused fierce to describe Diane Kruger's Louboutin heels at the British premier of "Inglourious Basterds." But, according to our friends at Miriam-Webster, definition #4 of the word fierce is "wild or menacing in appearance." I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to smooch Joshua Jackson (aka Pacey aka DK's boyfriend) and then run into her in these studded high heels in a dark alley. Menacing, indeed.

Let's go with fierce then, shall we?

[Sidenote: Love, love that Quentin Tarantino cuffs his jeans. He's too busy being a genius — no time for a tailor.]

These sharp, four-and-a-half inch stunners can be yours for a mere $995.

The German actress paired the Shoes with a flouncy Balmain mini dress. Full view:

If there's really a Santa Claus, these shoes will be sitting under my tree come Christmas (or Labor Day, whatever).

As you can tell, I'm a little excited about the return of "Project Runway." Here's the tease that's now airing on Lifetime. Oh good Lord, I just realized that I'm not even sure if I get Lifetime in my cable package. Anyway, does anyone else notice a lack of eye candy among the designers? I know it's shallow, but true!

Eddie Bauer -- purveyor of ill-fitting dress shirts and baggy khakis -- has been auctioned off to a San Francisco-based private equity firm, which plans to keep the chain intact. Great, because if L.L. Bean is out of fleece vests, that means we'll still have another place to shop for them. We're happy that E.B. employees will keep their jobs, but sad that this means that the chain will continue to take up valuable mall real estate.

The Washington Post is reporting that the Crocs shoe company is on its last legs:

The company had expanded to meet demand, but financially pressed customers cut back. Last year the company lost $185.1 million, slashed roughly 2,000 jobs and scrambled to find money to pay down millions in debt. Now it's stuck with a surplus of shoes, and its auditors have wondered if it can stay afloat. It has until the end of September to pay off its debt.

"The company's toast," said Damon Vickers, who manages an investment fund at Nine Points Capital Partners in Seattle. "They're zombie-ish. They're dead and they don't know it."

I hate to hear about people losing jobs. But I can't say I'll be sorry to see these hideous, holey plastic shoes go the way of the scrunchie.

[A man can certainly wear pink. A man CANNOT WEAR PINK CROCS(!). / Jonathan Levitt for The Boston Globe]

Update: Crocs President and CEO John Duerden responds to the Washington Post article.

My obsession with chunky, statement jewelry is well-documented in this blog. Current object-of-lust? Sequin's beaded chain necklace:

[Glass beads, $60]

I love how it looks weighty and delicate at the same time. The color choices are divine, too: orange (above), sunshiny yellow, turquoise, and cobalt blue. I'd wear it against a black t-shirt dress with heels for the office and with a t-shirt on the weekends. That's funny. Suddenly, all my outfits *need* this necklace.

You may have heard that Michael Jackson passed away. No? OK, well it was hardly mentioned anywhere, so it's understandable that you may have missed the news.

Anyway, in memory of Michael, Threadless has reprinted two MJ-themed tees. This one has the zombie choreography from the "Thriller" video. It's tough to see in the pic, so you'll have to trust me on this one.

There's also a T-shirt that pays homage to his classic "Beat It" jacket.

Both are available for $18 and are ideal for dancing to "Wanna Be Startin' Something" in your living room. At least that's what I've heard.

Rejoice! Leanne Marshall, the season five "Project Runway" winner, has finally debuted her collection on Bluefly.com. Some of these dresses are a bit sportier than I imagined. Sorry, no origami dresses for you, ladies. But those intricate details are probably tricky to replicate in mass manufacturing. Here's a look at a few of the pieces. It's getting me very excited for the long-delayed season 6 of PR. Only one more month until Tim is back on the air.

Hadley Pollet's people just tipped us off to a sample sale happening this Friday and Saturday on Newbury Street. The preppy-chic local designer will be shedding skirts, blazers, totes, and more at reduced prices at her first sample sale in three years (!). For example: Pollet's signature reversible belts, which normally retail for $100, will be marked down to $50.

This would be perfect for that weekend in Nantucket later this month, no?

Snag your deals at 230 Newbury St., between Fairfield and Exeter Streets, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Friday, and 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday.

OK, we've all been there. You jet into Berlin for a BOSS Orange fashion party, only to realize you forgot an undershirt. Oh crap!, you think and consider buying something from the hotel lobby gift shop. But, instead, you watch a five-hour marathon of "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" in German, forgo the shower, and tie a bandanna around your neck in a weak attempt to cover your sparse chest hair.

Everything will OK, right?

Wrong. You can never, ever get away with wearing a v-neck cardigan and a bandanna. Nice try, Adrien. Hot tip: Maybe you should spend more time packing normal, rational clothing, and less time shopping for straw fedoras at street fairs.

I've come to terms with leggings. I can swallow acid washed jeans with a bit of heartburn. But, this:

Hollywood has apparently gone Lisa Frank on us, y'all. It's not OK to wear an image that once decorated my Trapper Keeper across your chest. It's just not — unless you are me, circa 1990, that is. I don't care if the snow leopard is your "power animal" or whatever.

I would expect such red carpet antics from you, Megan Fox, but Emily Deschanel? Your sister, the lovely Zooey, would be aghast. She's probably in shock as we speak, finding solace only in fiancee's Ben Gibbard's shoe-gazing music.

Although, now that I think of it, the tunic could be worse. It could be in color:

[Shudder.]

I love Michael Jackson's music. "Dangerous" was one of the first tapes I ever bought, and I swiped my mom's copy of "Thriller" to listen to while training for cross country in high school. (I always skipped "The Girl is Mine." Too sappy for running. Sorry, Sir McCartney.)

But, I won't bore you with my Courtney-hearts-MJ ramblings. What I really want to talk about are military jackets. He wasn't the first performer to don epaulets and metal hardware (hello, Beatles and Jimi Hendrix) — nor will he be the last (Kanye, Beyonce, and Coldplay have all rocked versions as of late.) But did anyone wear the military look as well as Michael? Short answer? No.

Here are some of his bedazzled and sequined numbers through the years:

[At the Grammy Awards, 1984]

[At the Grammy Awards, 1993]

[At a press conference, March 2009]

Michael in the military jacket is an iconic image. True, you have to be a bit eccentric to wear a rhinestone encrusted blazer with shoulder pads — but it was all part of the larger-than-life consummate pop star persona we loved and the style we'll continue to emulate.

The Achilles Project kicks off its summer sale tomorrow night at 6 p.m. in style with champagne, a DJ, and deals on rag & bone, opening ceremony, filippa k, fifth avenue shoe repair, mc by alexander mcqueen, nudie jeans, acne, ernest sewn, shipley & halmos, richard chai, band of outsiders, nice collective, mm6 masion martian margiela, daryl k, kerringan, helmut lang.

And for you bargain hunters, the store has a few racks of past season fashion at 85 percent off.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
6 pm - 9 pm
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Do you consider yourself a Serena, a Blair, a Vanessa, or even a Lil J? Now you too can dress like the "Gossip Girl" ladies — sort of. The Cut reports the looks for Anna Sui's new "Gossip Girl"-inspired line for Target have leaked. Now, you too can wear Blair's high collars or Serena's barely-there necklines. The nineteen looks somewhat mimic the ladies' style, with the Vanessa-inspired outfits a confused shade of orange and the Jenny-inspired outfits an awkward mix of edgy punk rock and Catholic schoolgirl.

The line will be available in Target stores from Sept. 13 to Oct. 17. Just don't expect a run-in with Leighton — Blair wouldn't be caught dead in a Tar-jay.

Here's the trailer for the forthcoming documentary about the making of Vogue's September issue, the bible of fashion. Ok, I'm not going to lie. I squealed with delight when I first saw it. It looks pretty amazing. The editing on the trailer, Andre Leon Talley in furs declaring "It's a famine of fashion!," and a snippet of my favorite Ladytron tune is making me salivate.

Get your credit cards ready, kids. Tomorrow (June 25), Zara kicks off its semi-annual sale. Everything in the store -- men's, women's, and accessories -- will all be 50 percent off. You can find the Spanish retailer at these locations:

Boston: 211-214 Newbury St.
Burlington Mall: 75 Middlesex Turnpike
Natick: 1245 Worcester St.
Peabody: 210 Andover St.

And remember, if you come across a good sale, email me at muther@globe.com and I'll share it here. Happy shopping.

The John F. Kennedy Museum on Columbia Point in Dorchester has a new Jacqueline Kennedy dress on display, and it's classic Jackie. In other words, it was designed by her long-time collaborator Oleg Cassini. The pale yellow suit worn by Jacqueline during her celebrated trip to Paris with President Kennedy is now on display in the First Lady Exhibit.

She wore it, along with a matching yellow hat by Halston to a luncheon with President and Mme Charles de Gaulle at the Élysée Palace in Paris on May 31, 1961.

Lots of flowers.

Last Friday night at District nightclub, Misstropolis sponsored a fashion show for the non-profit organization Room to Grow. In case you missed it, you can click on the video above and check it out. The show was inspired by the style of artist Frida Kahlo and featured clothes from local stores such as Matsu, Stel's, and Portobello Road. Those stunning headpieces were created by local jewelry makers Patch NYC.

Here's some handmade loveliness from Etsy to cap off your Monday:

[Three peas in a pod necklace, $38, from sudlow]

What a perfect gift for parents expecting a baby. Sure, it's a little sappy — but new moms and dads LIVE FOR sappy. You'll score major points. The peas are dyed mother of pearl beads and I love how the green pops against the sterling silver.

So... I have a fiancee and a potted cilantro plant. Can I justify this necklace?

Steve McQueen.. number 19?

The British shirt company Pink just released a poll asking 3,000 men about their style icons.

Here are the top 20. What do you think, 'Philers? Agree? Disagree?

TOP TWENTY MALE STYLE ICONS

1. Barack Obama
2. Brad Pitt
3. David Beckham
4. Daniel Craig
5. Al Pacino
6. George Clooney
7. Bill Nighy
8. Andy Warhol
9. Clint Eastwood
10. Will Smith
11. Danny Dyer
12. Johnny Depp
13. Dean Martin
14. David Bowie
15. Pierce Brosnan
16. Elvis Presley
17. Justin Timberlake
18. Sean Connery
19. Steve McQueen
20. Vernon Kay

Listen up aspiring T-shirt designers and fried chicken lovers. KFC is sponsoring a T-shirt design contest. Now through July 10, go to KFC.com to submit your design. The winner receives a cash prize, their design will be reproduced on a tee, a trip to New York City and -- now here's the real prize -- free KFC for a year. Here's hoping that includes all-you-can-eat biscuits and free sporks! Naturally Stylephile has already started his tee shirt design. Good luck.

My column in today's paper is all about the silliness of dressing up dogs. Duncan Birmingham, the web master of the amazing site -- and soon to be book -- Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves -- shows what happens when dressing your pet goes too far. Keep the bikinis off your dogs, people!

BIG news flash: Actress Diane Kruger is officially my new girl crush. I love her clothing and how she wears it. She's absolutely willing to take risks, but not in a crazy, fashion death-wish way, a la Posh. It's hard for me to imagine that Joshua Jackson has more than one dimension, but if my new best friend Di is crazy about him, I can probably hop on the Pacey train, too.

Behold, her dress from the CFDA Fashion Awards:

It's fairly simple, but the bright red hue and epaulets elevate it to interesting. And she's got the gams to pull off heels with wide ankle straps — such shoes would turn mere mortals into stumps faster than you can say "Wicker Park." Well done, Diane.

And, bonus: For smoldering shots of Diane and Quentin Tarantino (her director in “Inglourious Basterds”), check out the newest T magazine.

Seniors at MassArt recently collaborated with the Italian Trade Commission and six northern Italian mills to design garments using the region's textiles and yarns — the project is called "DNA: Design Needs All." See 16 of the student creations on display at the Chestnut Hill Mall through July 17.

This angular coat from Ashley Collett, Virginia Grassilli, and Michelle Idrovo is fierce:

All this number needs is some good jeans (Jeans = genes. DNA. Get it? Har-har.)

Also on display: "The Good, the Bad, the Runway," a project from Boston's School of Fashion Design that explores design as a social agent, is at Copley Place through June 30.

Just in case you're swinging through Harvard Square on Saturday...

Fashion industry rumors are as common as a fake tan on Lindsay Lohan, but this one made us drop to our knees and pray that it's simply not true. There is scuttlebutt that Karl Lagerfield is looking to take his ponytail to another design house. This is probably nothing more than hearsay, but here's hoping the kaiser stays put.

So does Stylephile. That's why we want to hear about deals, sales, and other bargains you encounter. Send me an email at muther@globe.com, and I'll post these deals for your fellow fashionistas here on the blog. Shoppers, store owners, online retailers, and anyone else out there, let me know where the deals are on fashion and home accessories, and we'll share them here.

Just to get the ball rolling:

Diseño Sale -- Latin inspired interiors. 20-50 percent off woven leather, cowhide patch, and shearling rugs imported from Argentina. 409 Harrison Avenue, Boston, Now - 6/30

Lekker Home Entertaining Event

Frette online outlet

I'm still adjusting to "The Fashion Show" on Bravo, and felt that last week's episode was finally picking up steam. At last, no more teams and lots more Recco. I just enjoy seeing how Recco annoys the other contestants.

Last week (spoiler alert) Andrew got the boot. But don't cry for him, Argentina. He has gone back to his men's underwear company, and is now promoting his line of underwear that either enhances your behind, or, um, other parts. Here's his classic bubble butt underwear, complete with lifting strap, now available as a swim suit for $26. Just in time for summer!

Classic bag man Carlos Falchi, who is known for his textured leather purses and loyal customers (past and present) such as Jackie O., Mick Jagger and Cate Blanchett, is the newest Tar-jay collaborator.

The 13-piece limited edition line will be the store's eighth designer accessories launch — past designers have included Botkier, Felix Rey, and Anya Hindmarch (which was so anticipated last October the entire collection sold out in two minutes). Falchi's bags will be available online and in stores from Oct. 11 to Dec. 27 and will be made of faux snakeskin in jewel tones, according to Women's Wear Daily.

Bring on the stampedes of bag lovers.

[Carlos Falchi metallic silver clutch]

As if being credited for hundreds of movie roles isn't enough, actress Cloris Leachman is adding another item to her resume: fashion designer. With the launch of clorisline.com, Leachman is offering loose-fitting separates in funky animal and floral prints she claims are for "any age or any size," and the prices are all under $50. The clothes are available for pre-order until June 20. Don't delay — these flowy tunics will be perfect for nights spent playing bridge under swaying palm trees.

[Clorisline.com]

[Clorisline.com]

What's with the tacky 80s revival of ripped-up leggings? I've seen a few slashed pairs around Boston and there's a paparazzi shot of Miley Cyrus in the trashy tights that's making the rounds on the internet — warm weather is no excuse. Please don't let this be another 80s trend that refuses to die.

Behold:

[American Apparel, $32]

[Leyendecker Kerouac leggings, $99]

Repeat after me: We can get through this together.

A certain stylish Globe sports reporter approached me with a question yesterday: Where could he find a chic trench coat for his girlfriend? True, most of the country is way past winter — but here in the hinterlands, we need extra layers to get us through crisp morning commutes in the spring. (Please, no more photos of celebs frolicking in the California sun. Not cool.)

I heart trench coats. And although I love the classic, tan London Fog look — there are so many color, cut, and style variations out there. Here are a few of my favorite finds, in no particular order:

[Dsquared coat, $1,208, farfetch.com]

Great cut. Fabulous puffy, bell sleeves. Add this one to the wish list.

[Phillipe Feminine Trench, $128, urbanoutfitters.com]

The tiered ruffles add interest and the price is nice. Plus, you can put the hood up if it's a bad hair day.

[Stella McCartney Belted trench, $1,995, net-a-porter.com]

Again, this is a fantasy purchase. But the color and the wide waist belt make it timeless, n'est-ce pas?

I have to confess that I'm slowly warming up to "The Fashion Show," on Bravo. There are things that are bugging me still (offer an opinion on the in-progress clothes.. please!), but it's filling an important void in my life. Fine, it's becoming my life. Shall we recap last night?

I was not crazy about the winning look and felt that Anna should have won, but since this was an ensemble for Ashley Tisdale, taste was clearly not taken into consideration. I was just happy that red eye shadow tulle lady was the one sent home.

I decided to check Bravo's web site this morning to see how faithfully the winning outfits were replicated for sale, and they're pretty close, and not too expensive. How about it 'Philers, would you buy these looks, or simply say "Bye bye, darling."

"60 Minutes" reporter Morley Safer has been trailing "Vogue" editrix Anna Wintour like a hungry puppy for the past six months, filming a segment on the her for the long-running news magazine. We're happy to report that it finally airs this Sunday, May 17. Check out the video.

If you happen to sneak over to Newbury Street tomorrow for lunch -- I'm not advocating this, mind you -- the Chanel boutique is hosting a trunk show previewing its fall/winter 2009 collection. This takes place from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on May 13. It doesn't hurt to look, right?

Television critics have sliced, diced, and sautéed Bravo's "The Fashion Show," which debuted last week. As you have already figured out, it's the cable network's new "Project Runway," since it lost the reality gem to Lifetime after a lengthy court battle. The main complaint about "The Fashion Show" is that it's trying too hard to be "Project Runway." Well, as we used to say in sixth grade, duh, of course it is.

I didn't find it to be as offensive as others. It will take some getting used to, and some of the contestants make my skin crawl (see above), but otherwise it was engaging. The worst thing about it were the clothes, but hopefully that improve with future challenges.

But I want to hear from you, dear readers. Will you be tuning in again this week for the "Fashion Show"? Love it or hate it, I want to hear your thoughts.

There's news that Crocs is losing money like it's going out of style. During the first quarter of this year, the purveyor of unfashionable rubber clown shoes recorded a loss of $22.4 million. While I hate to see anyone hurt by the economy, I'm waiting anxiously for the company, whose primary share holder is probably Satan, to finally stop manufacturing these footwear monstrosities. Perhaps the ugly shoe fad is finally fading? Oh please, let it be so.

Our favorite QB Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were among the beautiful people sashaying down the red carpet last night in New York. Tom wore a standard-issued suit and Gisele donned something sequined and short by Versace. (Yes, we know she has perfect long legs. Yawn.)

Let's get to some of the more exciting and glam outfits, shall we?

[Eric Thayer / Reuters]

Well, hello, Anne Hathaway. What a vamp! Love the fierce teased hair. I wasn't instantly smitten with the Marc Jacobs dress, but I do think the color and cut are intriguing and just a little naughty.

[Larry Busacca / Getty Images]

Ooh la la. Angela Chase is all grown up (and flannel-less). The taupe color looks gorgeous against Claire Dane's skin. This is the way to do sparkle. Subdued and tasteful. Hugh Dancy can't keep his eyes off of her and either can we.

[Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images]

Obviously I'm biased due to a raging girl crush on R. Bils — but this artful chiffon strapless Bally dress is lovely. It's a bit simple, but the boxy clutch and snakeskin heels add punch. How does she get her hair so straight and shiny? (Another mystery of the universe. Sigh.)

If you are fashion or beauty challenged -- or wish you looked as fabulous as these ladies -- there are no shortage of self-help television programs to help you feel bad about yourself improve yourself. But there's also the adult education route. The Boston Center for Adult Education is offering a bunch of courses this spring to help. Here's the rundown:

· The Modern Face: Makeup for Today (May 5th)
· Choose Color with Confidence (May 16th)
· The Art and Industry of Fashion (June 2nd)
· Skin Care Basics (June 3rd)
· Choosing the Right Look for Your Hair (June 23rd)

Happy self improvement.

Holy Oscar Wild! Ashton Kutcher, king of the tweet, recently announced on his endless twittering that he has every intention of bringing the ascot back into fashion. The only way I see this taking off is if the ascots can double as surgical masks. You know, fashion and Swine Flu protection built into one tidy package. What do you think, 'Philers? Are you anxious to see an ascot make a return?

My weekend spent eating a four-layer peppermint cake and watching vintage Mitzi Gaynor DVDs took a sad turn on Saturday when I heard that Bea Arthur had passed away. She wasn't the kind of classic Hollywood beauty who looked fantastic in anything, but she did show the "Maude" generation how to wear a knee-length polyester vest like nobody's business. Her bigger-than-life "Golden Girls" ensembles also showed that despite her size, she wasn't afraid to rock some extra large shoulder pads.

Thank you for being a fashion friend, Bea.

Will somebody stop this madness please. Here's Susan Boyle out for a stroll today looking like a Brookline real estate agent in a Burberry scarf. Susan, didn't you get my "Don't go changin', I'll tumble 4 ya" note? Oh well, if she wants to change, I won't stand in her way. But I already miss her eyebrows. Sniff...

I have to laugh that Chris posted an entry earlier entitled, "Never been kissed, part II," because I was worried that he already gabbed about my sometimes-style crush Drew Barrymore. There's a lot to discuss. Like, why don't we ever see DB paling around with Cameron Diaz anymore? And was this incident flour-related? I hate when I fall headfirst in the canister, too.

I digress. Let's get to it. Drew's been taking some flack lately for her crazy, teased hair and 80s -inspired poofy sleeves and big bows. But I think she looked totally fabulous at the Los Angeles premiere of "Grey Gardens":

Loved the necklace/dress jewelry. Love the color white on her. Love the big hair. She is la glamor. One nit pick: If you are going to wear a giant ring, don't wear a giant bracelet in a similar shade:

Since we're shallow here at Stylephile and strictly about looks, I won't get into her creepy friendship with Jessica Lange. (Read the latest issue of InStyle for a Q&A/lovefest with the two "Grey Gardens" stars.) Just keep doing what you're doing Drew — no flour makeup, plastic hair jewels, or Justin Long, ok?

Hoping to pull shoppers to their 'hood, the merchants of the North End are throwing open their doors next Friday for a little party action they're calling the North End Annual Spring Stroll. Boutiques such as The Velvet Fly, casa di stile, Aquire, Twilight, and in*jean*ius are a few of the stops on the stroll offering deep discounts, tasty bites, complimentary cocktails, and fabulous giveaways. It happens May 1 from 7 to 11 p.m.

Oh Tim Gunn, why have you not been on a date in 26 years?

Where have those brows gone?

How could 40 million You Tube hits not go to someone's head? It seems that songbird Susan Boyle is starting to make the transformation from never-been-kisssed hausfrau to sultry songstress. Well not entirely, but her trademark Andy Rooney eyebrows have been tamed. Say it ain't so! And now, she's getting snapped strolling around her village in a dress that looks a bit, how do we say, cosmopolitan.

I know I disagree with my Washington Post colleague when I say this, but Susan.. don't go changing to try and please me. You never let me down before. What is most charming about Boyle is her lack of pretense. Please resist the "American Idol" makeover.

My inner 14-year-old adores Lady GaGa. I find myself humming "Poker Face" more than I care to admit. I also love the fact that she's always trotting out some kind of nutty outfit. But there is such a thing as trying too hard, such as this... well, I don't really know what to call it. Here she is today in London. Can we all join for a chorus of "Paparazzi," please?

Set the alarm clocks and call in sick, ladies: Next Thursday, April 23, Matthew Williamson's line for H&M debuts in just eight cities around the country. Lucky for you, Boston is one of those cities.
“It’s been fascinating to search back through my archives to isolate the most iconic pieces, then rework them for H&M says Matthew Williamson. “Color has always been one of the defining aspects of my signature style. The collection has a sensual and exclusive feel.”

Based on past personal experiences, you need to arrive at H&M when the store opens if you want to get your mitts on Williamson's pseudo-couture. Another Williamson collection will debut in all H&M stores in May, including menswear (woo-hoo!).

We were dancing the watusi when we heard that "Project Runway" was finally free of legal mumbo-jumbo and will finally air on Lifetime this summer. And news of Bravo's "The Fashion Show," debuting next month, also had us grinning.

Now comes word that Bravo is introducing another fashion program, called "Launch My Line." It's described as a "celebrity Project Runway." Celebrities will be paired with famous designers to create their lines. What do you think, 'Philers? Does it sound trashy or compelling? Heck, either way I'll be watching.

I'm in a total "Grey Gardens" state of mind lately thanks to HBO's movie on the Beales with Drew Barrymore and Jessica Lange, which debuts on Saturday night. I had an early peek at it, and it's fantastic. If you're a true Grey Gardener like myself, then you'll also need the proper gear to show your fandom.

A fun T-shirt company is making "Grey Gardens"-themed shirts fearturing the fabulous mother-daughter team. First up, it's Little Edie:

and coming May 1.. Big Edie!

The shirts are $29.99 and $24.99 at Houdoolou.

And here's a bit more revolutionary fashion from Little Edie to get you through the rest of the day.

You might want to save a few extra clams from your paycheck for this weekend. Diesel is having a sale. The store (you can find Boston's on Newbury St., natch) is pretty much 30 percent off. Folks will be standing around handing out coupons, only Diesel is "guerilla" (re: cooler than other stores), so they're calling these coupons Diesel Black Money. The sale starts on April 17.

OK. Let's hope that Smashing Pumpkins' egomaniacal leader Billy Corgan actually does have a dirty, dusty mirror in his house/spaceship/wherever he lives. That might be the only explanation for this:

I don't know what distresses me more: The fact that Billy and "Shot at Love" ditz Tila Tequila are reportedly dating or the outfits these two tried to pass off as red carpet wear.

Corgan has never been a fashionista, per se, but black turtlenecks and Doc Martens are preferable to this sparkly suit on the lam from Siegfried and Roy's costume closet. And Tila? You look like the visual embodiment of the phrase: "Three sheets to the wind." The three sheets are aluminum foil — as that's clearly all you're wearing.

(In related news: Bravo needs a reality check about which stars constitute the "A-List." Just saying. Also, "Gish" forever!)

Saks Fifth Avenue is honoring Boston's most fashionable gents on Wednesday night, although it appears there was some kind of mistake... Yours truly was left off the list. What gives, Saks? Did you happen to spot us shopping that one unfortunate day that we were wearing boot cut jeans? It was laundry day. There was nothing else in the closet. Show some mercy!

Nope, no bitterness here. Let's just have a look at the gents who will be honored on Wednesday night. Let me know if you agree with their choices.

David Hacin, president of Hacin + Associates Inc.

Bill Karol, president and CEO of KODA Enterprises Group

Ben Mezrich, best selling author

Mikko Nissinen, artistic director, Boston Ballet

Ken Oringer, chef and owner of Clio, Toro, etc.

Elan Sassoon, owner of Mizu and Green Tangerine

Michael Schlow, chef and owner of Radius, Via Matta, etc.

Esquire is once again on the prowl for the "Best Dressed Real Man in America" and a little bird -- namely the publicist for Esquire -- has told me that they'd like more Boston fellas to enter. There's a $30,000 prize package with a year supply of Nivea for Men products, a $10,000 wardrobe from Kenneth Cole and Esquire, a VIP trip for two to New York to attend a runway show during Fashion Week, and an IWC Schaffhausen watch, as well as a chance to be on the Today Show.

You need to log on here to take part. And, if you haven't already guessed, my vote is going to these well-dressed studs.

Budding fashion students at the School of Fashion Design, Mount Ida College, Lasell College and Framingham State College are showing off their original designs at Natick Collection’s Neiman Marcus Court.

And because we know you have an opinion on fashion, you'll get a chance to vote on which designs you like best. It's a bit like "Project Runway," except Heidi won't be there doing that strange thing with her eyes and instead of Michael Kors witticisms, you'll hear high school kids talking about "Fast & Furious" between bites of their Auntie Anne's pretzels.

In any event, you can stop by the Natick Collection to see designs from Mount Ida students and cast your vote. The winner will get a full show in October.

I'm obsessed with mod culture and the 1960s, so for those of you who haven't had to listen to my babble about 60s style, I'd like to share a movie that is the pinnacle of swinging fashion. This 1967 gem, called "Smashing Time" stars Lynn Redgrave and Rita Tushingham as a couple of Northern Brits who head south to London to discover fame and pop stardom (Tag line: Two Girls Go Stark Raving Mod!). It's bad -- but in a very, very good way.

Here's is Redgrave's big moment in the film, where she invests her game show winnings to become a pop star. Get ready to drool over her incredibly bad taste and even worse singing voice. Take it away, Yvonne!

and, the groovy trailer:

UPDATE II (it's a good one) -- The Emperor will be screening in Boston after all! It's showing beginning 4/17 at the Harvard Square Theater, and possibly one other location. I'll keep you posted, kids.

Update (through tears) -- the Boston screening of this movie has been cancelled. We now have a very good excuse to go shopping.

For the past two weeks, my New York friends have been taunting me with the fact that they've all seen the fashion documentary "Valentino: The Last Emperor." Better late than never kids, we're finally getting the well-tanned Valentino action here in Boston.

"Valentino" opens at the Kendall on Friday, April 17. Finally, we'll get to see these spoiled pugs riding on a private plane.

There was finally a preview screening of the Coco Chanel movie in Paris, and I'm not talking about the trash heap that starred Shirley MaClaine on Lifetime. Please, set a U.S. release date for this film so I can get the taste of that Lifetime telepic out of my mouth.

Just in case you haven't seen the trailer...

Wait a minute? There's some kind of summit going on in Europe. I thought Michelle Obama was simply there to model a range of outfits and face off against the free world's other stylish first lady -- former model and pop star Carla Bruni. Here's M'Obama showing her stuff last week on the continent.

InStyle editor Hal Rubenstein wrote a fun essay on Mrs. Obama's style that you can read in the extended entry

The folks at Bravo are gearing up for the premiere of a very "Runway"-esque reality show called "The Fashion Show." The program has 15 designers competing for $125,000 and a chance to sell their line in a retail store. Hmmm, this sounds kind of familiar. "Fashion Show" debuts on May 7.

Isaac Mizrahi shares hosting duties with former child of destiny Kelly Rowland. Mizrahi and Rowland will also serve as judges along with senior vice president of IMG Fashion, Fern Mallis. I have high hopes, only because my "Runway" withdrawl is hitting new heights -- or lows.

Mizrahi seems like a natural choice, but Kelly Rowland. As soon as I see a preview of the show, I'll give you the 411, 'philers. In the meantime, let me know what you think: Does "The Fashion Show" sound fab or like a flop?

Looking to add some stripes, patterns, and fashion pow to your spring wardrobe? A little bird told me that the Filene's Basements in Newton and the Back Bay will have countless pieces from this iconic Italian designer on the floor starting Sunday.

Prices will range from $29.99-$599.99 — original prices were from $90 to $1,800(!). Fashion savvy ladies and gents: Start your engines.

Sexy suburbanites can now stock up on Cynthia Vincent, Loeffler Randall, and Marc by Marc Jacobs at the second location of Karen Fabbri's boutique Moxie. Kristine Irving of Koo de Kir helped decorate the purple-and-gold Wellesley outpost with chandeliers and a velvet chaise lounge. Ooh la la.

Anyone stop by yet?

As in Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is hitting the road soon for a big tour, and sketches of her Thierry Muglar stage costumes were released today. I'm getting a Las Vegas invaded by UFOs vibe from this look. What do you think, 'Philers? Would you put a ring on it?

Show her how it's done, Jane!

Oh, mon dieu. I inadvertently mixed up my lousy actors the other day. Scarlett is married to Ryan Reynolds, not Josh Hartnett. I knew that, but sometimes my fingers fly away from me. Thanks for reading and commenting, Coleen!

I don't have a problem with the dress Scar-Jo wore to the Moet and Chandon: A Tribute to Cinema party last night, per se. It's not really crisp and bubbly — it's much more brut and boring. And, in some photos, the slit in the front gives the illusion that her hem is tucked between her gams. On the whole, though, it fits well and has intriguing scalloped detail:

But — and this is a big but — I just don't get Mrs. Reynolds's new Vampy McVamperstein of Vampyland look. She's a cross between Dita Von Teese (from the Marilyn Manson years — shudder) and Jessica Rabbit. Seriously. No 24-year-old needs this much makeup:

"I am Scarlett, Woody Allen's eye candy. My hair is now auburn and my always-parted lips match my name. Sayonara, blond bombshell Scarlett: the new serious actress Scarlett is moving in. It's my party, and I will Spackle my face with makeup if I want to. Capiche?"

I saw Spanish star designer Agatha Ruiz De La Prada's Rainbow-Brite-meets-breakfast- food fall/winter collection at Milan Fashion Week earlier this month. But somehow, I missed this 80s throwback:

This. is. amazing — it takes the piano key necktie to an entirely new level. I can only hope that the dress has built-in wiring, allowing the model to play "Yankee Doodle Dandy" while sauntering down the runway.

Next up: A pantsuit that looks like a recorder. Who wouldn't want that?

Calling all eco-conscious and bargain-minded mommies: You'll love Liz Lange's new organic maternity basics line for Target. The collection will be available in stores on April 1 — and the most expensive item is $32.99. Very sweet, indeed.

We like this comfy-looking hoodie:

[Organic hoodie in blue/gray; $32.99]

Looking green, baby.

If it was socially acceptable for a twenty-something to spend her Saturdays snapping together Lego horse stables and spaceships, I might not leave my apartment on the weekends ever again. Let's just say that Legos and I had a time-consuming love affair for most of my childhood. One day, when I was eerily quiet in the toy room, my mom found me with an entire bucket of chunky blocks fastened into my hair — or so the story goes.

But, that was then. And now, you'd probably have to pay me to put this barrette by Staten Island designer Dee and Ricky into my 'do:

[$75]

It's whimsical and fun, but I don't think anyone could take me seriously with this bow above my ear. To wit: Mom laughed for a good 10 minutes when I created my Lego-hive and snapped multiple photos for posterity which make it to the holiday table every now and then.

The same skepticism also goes for the headband:

[$85]

Cute for my 3-year-old godchild — not for grown women.

Hola, chicas and chicos! Physically, I'm back from last week's vacation in Mexico. But in my dreams, I'm still sipping a margarita on the deck of a catamaran, watching the whales swim past — "Oh, Johnny, I'm about ready for more sunscreen..." (Well, Johnny Depp wasn't there, per se, but the rest actually happened.)

I'm clearly still in sun & surf mode — so that might explain why I'm drooling over Piperlime's strappy, bright spring sandal collection.

Who doesn't need a pair of Cynthia Vincent's chartreuse gladiator sandals?

At $200, these "flip-flops" are a bit of a budget bummer. May I also suggest the more wallet-friendly Sam Edelman Gigi 'dals:

If you're wary about the whole neon revival, these chic picks are an easy way to inject color into your spring and summer wardrobe without channeling the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Take heed: They go best with a tan and a pedicure. See you at the beach... in five months... sigh.

Here it is, kids. For her Circus tour, Britney Spears will be wearing this subtle ring master-meets-call girl ensemble on the road. I'd say Cher is going to be mighty jealous. This was designed by the brothers of DSquared. No word yet on whether this will be in stores in time for Halloween.

File under: Local fashionistas do good.

Gap enlisted 30 RISD students from various disciplines — printmaking, sculpting, and industrial, textile, and fashion design — to rethink the store's classic cardigans. The budding designers went all "Project Runway" on the sweaters, dying the material and adding tulle, beads, lace, and more, and the one-of-a-kind creations are now on sale for $68 each at the rotating concept venue adjacent to Gap's flagship store at 54th and 5th Ave in New York.

[The neon yellow cardigan on the right with the fiery orange-and-black pattern burning across the chest is rad.]

That's right — Rhode Island students are showing Manhattan what's up. Word.

If it weren't for Matthew Broderick's hair, I probably wouldn't have noticed SJP at the Oscars last night. She apparently got the "beige/white/silver is the new black" memo (see: Jennifer Aniston, Penelope Cruz, Marisa Tomei, et al.). Also, her cleavage appears to be making a run for it — which is neither here nor there, but clearly not enough to catch my eye. Nice try.

So, when Satthew came waltzing down the red carpet... I yawned... and then... WHOA. Does Matt have frosted tips? Please tell me he's just going gray, awkwardly:

It's taken me a long time to forgive Sugar Ray frontman-cum-"Extra" host Mark McGrath for his past frosted hair faux pas (exhibit A). But I'm not sure if I can be as easy on you, Matthew. It's 2009 and — aging insecurities aside — you can't just call up Ken Paves and go all 1997 on us. It's simply not done. Don't make me start the Save Ferris campaign all over again, OK?

Wow.

This, ladies and gents, is a hyper-color t-shirt. In 2009. American Apparel is calling it a "Unisex Thermochromatic Sheer Jersey T-Shirt" ($38, if you're curious). I have a feeling if I slipped this chameleon-like beauty over my head, I'd instantly transform into my third-grade self, complete with bowl bangs, New Kids on the Block trading cards, and peach Converse All-Stars. Throw in a marathon of "Full House" (Uncle Jesse, swoon), and I might never take it off.

C'mon, Kanye. What's with the hair?

I'm totally on board with your unique and risky approach to fashion — you stand out and make an effort, which rocks, especially in a sea of jewel-toned cocktail sheaths and straight-laced black suits.

But — and this is a big but — you new 'do isn't doing you any favors. I couldn't even focus on your garish, sparkly jacket at the Grammys. To be honest, Ye, I'm worried about you. It's a slippery slope. With the bling and the quasi-mullet, you're about one chimp and a few plastic surgeries away from this:

Take a look at the man in the mirror. Ask him to change his ways. For me?

The uber-chic Kristina Wong from the web site dream echo (and one of our Most Stylish Bostonians for 2008) sent over a heads up that H&M is offering 20 percent off a single item. Click on the bottom corner of their web page for your coupon. Happy shopping, and happy Friday.

Lagerfeld with Nicole Kidman

Last Friday night I had an old fashioned recession date night. A friend came over, I made blueberry pancakes, and we did nothing the rest of the night but drink mimosas and watch Rodolphe Marconi’s documentary "Lagerfeld Confidential." If you haven't seen it, then you probably shouldn't be reading this blog. Kidding, just kidding. If you haven't seen it, it's worth planting yourself on the sofa and watching. The Chanel creative director is part genius, part madman, and completely fabulous.

A scene from the amazing "Polly Maggoo"

In fact, next week (starting Feb. 9), the Sundance Channel is showing a week of fashion programming, including "Lagerfeld Confidential" and one of my favorite fashion movies of all time, William Klein's 1966 "Who Are You, Polly Maggoo?" For the complete schedule of fashion movies, follow the jump.

Tights are my new favorite thing. They were certainly stretchy staples of my K-5 wardrobe, and lately, I've been wearing mod colors (think teal and fuschia) to add some pop to sweater dresses. However, the other day, a pair of gray sweater tights from H&M — apparently designed for a European supermodel with pencil-thin gams — left me feeling like this:

[That's the Saggy Baggy Elephant for all you Golden Books neophytes.]

I bought a small pair, per usual, but there was so much excess fabric, I had to create tight "pleats" under my skirt. Um, awkward. So that got me thinking: Does anyone out there make tights for those of us with shorter legs? A quick Google search delivered the following petite-friendly options: Banana Republic and Eddie Bauer.

Any other ideas? Throw me a bone, 'Philers, and make it stylish.

Clearly, I've underestimated the magnetism of Aretha's magic hat. It has superpowers! Not only does it help Aretha sing magnificently, but it has the hypnotic power to make people fall in love with it. While you're all romancing the Christmas bow hat -- and because you've turned into a fleet of chatty Cathys -- let move on to today's topic: Jill Biden's dress. I think she looks great. That color says "I'm ready to party!" What do you think, kids?

Speaking of toppers, Chris, this is a hat:

True, it was in the 20s this morning at the Lincoln Monument. Hov was just trying to stay warm. But how many innocent minks (real or stuffed) had to die to make this over-the-top piece of Russian czar couture? Also, I don't think he could see — which is a shame, considering that his premium tickets with a clear view could have gone to someone sans fur trapper cap, like moi. Just saying.

And lest you toss your cookies in horror over Beyonce's purple lace fingerless gloves, pets, it's only an optical illusion. That paw belongs to apparent Madonna-wannabe Solange Knowles, B's sister and known fashion disaster. Repeat after me, Solange: Yes we can wear practical gloves.

Phew, that was a close one. Beyonce, as always, looked lovely.

Michelle Obama's sunshine yellow dress may have stolen the show today's festivities, but can we please take a minute to pledge allegiance to the hat of Aretha Franklin? Now this, my friends, is what would have happened if Dr. Seuss had gone into fashion.

I don't know about you, but I absolutely loved Michelle Obama's swearing in ceremony dress. It's from designer Isabel Toledo. Beaded yellow may seem like an odd choice of clothing for January, but if you noticed, she absolutely jumped off the television screen during the swearing in ceremony in the sea of dark jackets. It's a similar trick used by former first ladies Nancy Reagan and Jackie Kennedy.

We're all still waiting. Who will be designing the inaugural gown? How about it 'philers? Did you like the swearing in dress, and who would you like to see Mrs Obama wearing tonight?

Yes, it's another Ugg boot post. But I have a question for you 'philers. I want to know, do you love them, or hate them? More specifically.. why? Drop me a line and let me know: cmuther@globe.com. Closet Ugg wearers, I want to hear from you.

"Oh, dude. I'm totally excited that I just won a Critic's Choice Best Actress award for 'Rachel Getting Married.' But I'm pretty sure that bedsheet I belted to my hot black dress when I was drinking in my dressing room pre-show is still attached. On national television. I'm just going to run with it. Pretend it's high fashion. Not a mistake. Done and done."

I really want to like this dress because I really like Anne Hathaway — and her performance in "Rachel Getting Married" was great — but instead, she just looks like a mixed-up Oreo. A very pretty Oreo, but still. Heed Michael Jackson's advice, AHath: "Black or White," OK? If the dress was all white with the interesting, geometric neckline and funky belt, I could probably hop on board.

And her shoes? To die for. Though I might break my ankle (again) if I ever tried to walk in them. (Ankle break #1 was high-heel related. Shudder.)

Anyways, let's just pretend she went all-white. Sometimes, denial gets me through the day, loves:

See, all better.

[Credits: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images; Dan Steinberg/AP]

Would you let this guy dress you?

[Yes, that's an embroidered ribcage.]

After seeing some of the initial pieces from the Propr line David Arquette designed with fashion victim/soulful strummer Ben Harper, I might actually give him a chance. (But no femur-on-the-outside action, um-kay Dave?)

Though online images of the collection — named for the French word propre, meaning "fitting" or "appropriate" — are scarce right now, here's one of my favorite designs:

[Cotton twill dress, $365 at Barneys New York]

The cartoon-ish bird print is just precious. The line also features comfy graphic tees and some menswear inspired pieces. Your thoughts, dearies?

p.s. And let me clarify: I'm not absolving Mr. Courteney Cox of his past style faux pas or abject acting in movies like "Scream 3" and "See Spot Run." He needs more than a bird mini to make up for those sins. If he threw in some mid-priced skinny jeans and some tees, I might think about it.

Yes, it's rainy today and it will continue to rain and sleet and snow tomorrow, too. Yippee. My J.Crew rain boots and I have become BFFs lately. I drive to work in wellies and then slip into heels or booties when I get to my desk.

Chi-town fashionista Rebecca Miller just designed a shoe umbrella (Shuella, for short) — it's basically waterproof material that you buckle around your shoe and ankle. After you remove them at the office, you just wipe off the excess water and roll them up — much more convenient than clunky, rubber boots, right? The Shuellas come in neon pink, yellow, green, and of course, basic black. They aren't exactly cute. But, then again, I really don't care what my feet look like as long as my suede boots stay dry:

[Shuella in hot pink, $49.95]

The Shuellas certainly seem functional, but I wonder if they have enough traction to keep morning commuters from slipping on city streets and T platforms. So, Stylephilers, dish: Have you tried Shuellas? Would you try Shuellas? Will it ever stop raining?

If you've got money to burn, any teenage fashionista on your Christmas gift list would love the new Hayden clutch from Dooney & Burke. That's Hayden, as in Hayden Panettiere, and yes, the actress helped design this calfskin clutch with the slightly garish 24-karat gold plated lion head closure, to be sold exclusively at Dooney & Bourke stores nationwide this month:

One of these buttery beauties will set you back a cool $295. Oh, and the closest D&B store is in New York. Retail road trip?

First things first: I am completely on Team Britney. I want her star to shine again. I mean, some of my best dance floor moments over the years were inspired by "Toxic" — the least I can do is root for her recovery.

However, if she's going to reclaim her pop throne, she needs to check herself. In the mirror before performances, that is.

To wit, Miz Spears showed up on "Good Morning America" today in this little number:

At first, I though, oh, she's going for a 1950s pin-up look. Too demure to show her navel in a bathing costume and all that. But the orange, peek-a-boo lace shirt is straight out of Janet Jackson's dressing room on the "Rhythm Nation" tour. Essentially, Brit's a hot and confused Halloween mess.

And then, the birthday girl changed into this:

A monochromatic, skankier take on the original. Love the top hat. Love the abs. But is that reverse cleavage (aka the dreaded under-boob)?

I know that this is Britney's "Circus" and we are simply spectators — but she (or her handlers) should invest in a few cute dresses and some sexy-but-classy pieces. Keep 'em guessing, OK?

How much do you love this "Rhiannon" necklace from Scottish designer Luxe Deluxe?

Let me count the ways:

1. It's glamorous — like something your stylish grandmother wore in the 20s.
2. It's a little bit rock n' roll. I'm pretty sure Mick Jagger owns this.
3. The price: $49.
4. The feather!

Thank you etsy.com — as always — for introducing me to these lovely pieces. And now, Philers, we are going to do something never before attempted in this blog: Time travel!

This is a photo of me wearing the necklace in pink on Christmas morning. You know, after I dye my hair black.

Oh, Christina Aguilera. What's up, girl? I've never been the biggest fan of your schizophrenic, trashy style, but lately, you're way out in the left field of crazy. Bowl bangs? Awful, uneven spray tan? Natty extensions? Ew all around.

Maybe your recent unrecognizable state helped convince me that the airbrushed image on your new greatest hits album was Cher:

I don't know. Maybe it's your eyelash stalks. Or the slightly open mouth. Plus, traipsing around in a astronaut's helmet is something Cher would totally do.

At any rate, Xtina, your real life self and your airbrushed album self need to hold a powwow and straighten out all these style shenanigans. Let's try a clean, polished ponytail, light makeup, and a less-vapid expression, for starters. Long bangs are OK, but I swear: I will make endless Stephanie Tanner jokes if I catch you with the rolled fringe ever again.

I adore Narciso Rodriguez's Spring 2009 line, but I didn't love it on our new first lady last night. Normally perfectly put together, Michelle Obama looked like she was going to a cocktail party last night as opposed to her husband's victory speech. I'm not denying that she has great taste and always looks incredibly well put together, but this dress was a case of wrong frock/wrong place.

I was having a lovely Election Day until I read this little tidbit in the Telegraph — apparently Uggs are recession-proof. (In case you were wondering, classic trenches and cheap cashmere sweaters are also recession-proof, according to the article.) Despite the economic downturn, the Australian purveyor of the chunky, celebrity-endorsed boots has reported an increase in sales, year over year:

[These are not OK.]

Before we go any further, I must be absolutely honest with you, dear 'Philers: I own a pair of mid-calf, rust-colored Uggs. I wear them when dashing to the mailbox in mid-winter or when shoveling out my car. (They aren't very waterproof, by the way.) I would never, ever wear them to a restaurant or with a skirt. Gross.

There are just so many other, fashion-forward boot options out there. Why do I still see Uggs on everyone from New Hampshire moms to inner-city high school kids? Maybe it's just the trickle-down effect (described so eloquently by an icy Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada") — the same boots that Kate Moss couldn't live without five years ago are just now spreading to the burbs and less chic locales around the country. Or, maybe women (or men) who hoped to redo their kitchens or overhaul their wardrobe this season can now only afford a pair of comfortable, $150 boots to see them through the long winter. Who knows?

I recently interviewed heels enthusiast Jess Lynn of South End shoe boutique Leokadia for a Globe Magazine column and this is what she had to say about the sheepskin-lined clunkers:

“Yes, I still see them. And, yes, people gravitate towards them. Even my sisters still wear Uggs and I yell at them… They don’t look good. I understand they are comfortable, but there are all-weather boots you can wear when it’s snowing out and be comfortable and fashionable.”

Amen, sole sister.

Where am I headed after work tonight? Funny you should ask. Barneys New York is having a one day sale with prices up to 40 percent off, which means I still can't afford that $6000 Prada coat I've had my eye on. Ah well, see you in the sale racks 'Philers.

Attention bargain shoppers...

A couple of sales to let you know about. First, Betsey Johnson is running a promotion until the election (see above).

Then the Nordstrom half-yearly sale for women and kids starts on Nov. 5. Save 40 percent or more on shoes, handbags, clothes and accessories.

Now go do your part and help the economy.

So, I wrote a diatribe about sleazy Halloween disguises in today's Globe. Essentially, I'm all about creative outfits — sexy or otherwise — and so over the sexing-up of mundane outfits and passing them off as "costumes."

Librarian on the Run is definitely on the same page:

As a librarian, I'm not going to offer any thoughts on how to dress like the "your book is overdue and I'm going to have to take you behind the stacks and make a man out of you" librarian. No one needs help on how to dress like a ho.

However, on her blog, the local 29-year-old librarian does list some essential accessories for dressing like stereotypical librarian of yore, including lanyards, book-themed jewelry, and oversized glasses à la Angela from "Who's the Boss."

[I've been waiting for a very special occasion to post this photo.]

The last two months have been a whirlwind of models, style, and celebrities at fashion weeks around the globe. Of course you already knew that, mes chéries.

Chances are, you probably missed a few of the shows. (Work, please stop preventing us from surfing the web.) Boston.com staffer Glenn Yoder has put together a retrospective of show highlights in Milan, New York, Paris, London, and Boston. Yes, even Boston. Get your fix.

[Tennis aces Venus Williams and her heavily-jeweled sister Serena share the front row with Vogue editrix Anna Wintour at the Zac Posen show in New York. Oh, to be a fly on Wintour's dark glasses!]

I'm trying to get to the bottom of the burning question "What is it about Tim Gunn that is so gosh darn likeable. Why is he so universally adored?"

If you swoon over Tim, I want to hear from you for a story I'm writing. Drop me an e-mail at muther@globe.com and confess to me that you have a Tim shrine in your basement. Tell me, 'philers, why is Tim so loved?

ScarJo, I know that you (and your man voice) are really into politics and encouraging people to vote. That's cool. But I also think it's your civic duty as a celebrity to wear fabulous clothing.

[Scarlett on the cover of CosmoGirl!'s November issue.]

You are dressed like a five-year-old in a kicky tap show about America's founding fathers. Not only is this jumper bunchy and sappy, it's downright unflattering. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, sister.

(If the straps unhinged to reveal pasties lit up like sparklers and Scarlett twirled batons to George Michael's "Freedom '90" in a patriotic burlesque show, I might — might — let her get away with it. Probably not.)

I can't even count how many times I've seen photos of Rachel Bilson or Zooey Deschanel and become obsessed with the boots, jeans, scarf, or hat she is wearing. Who makes it? Where can I get it for less? Does it come in other colors?

This, of course, launches a lengthy Google investigation, which usually ends in two, equally sad ways: 1.) I never find the gray cocoon cardigan before summer comes; or 2.) the cardigan costs three entire paychecks.

I received a press release today from PopSugar.com (one of my top five celeb gossip must-reads each day). The Sugar network launched a new site today, CelebStyle.com. While the site won't necessarily ease my clothing budget woes, it should make ID'ing celebrity clothing and accessories a snap. The savvy staffers at CelebStyle dissect the latest red carpet and star street styles — there are even links to websites where you can buy most of the clothing.

Celebrity style stalking is hard work. I think I need to reward myself with "Ugly Betty's" Fendi belt.

So, I bought ankle booties. Don't hate. I feel like a total hypocrite because I've long decried them for making me look stumpy. That is, until I found these suede gems from Boutique 9 at hip South End shoe haven Leokadia:

["Santani" booties]

The gray suede is very now and dip in the front of the shoes actually make my leg look a little longer, especially when I wear a dark dress with opaque patterned tights.

And don't worry. These aren't some kind of bootie gateway drug. If I ever, ever wear these peep-toe monstrosities from Steve Madden, you have my advance and express permission to call the fashion police tout de suite:

["Midory" booties]

Are these sandals? Boots? Pumps? Some designer at Steve Madden must have come to work hungover, mixed up a few Fall '08 prototypes, and came up with this impractical, clunky boot-dal. For shame.

Mischa Barton wants to dress you up in her love. At least, she'd love for you to wear some feathers, sequins, twigs, and ropes (and all the makings of a magpie's nest) in your hair.

La Barton recently announced that she will partner with designer Stacey Lapidus on a line of bejeweled, luxe head bands and hair accessories. Items will be priced from $40 to $200.

A steal if all you want in life is that "Heid heads from the hills to the Big City" look:

I'm sorry, but I just can't trust my noggin to a girl who thinks it's OK to wear mom jeans for any occasion and often risks a paparazzi crotch shot with her too-short dresses.

[Mischa: "You should be daaaaaancing, yeahhhh!"]

The website blackvoices.com named its Top 20 Most Stylish Brothers today, and put John Legend at the bottom of its list! Recount! I'm not sure if I entirely agree with the inclusion of Will.i.am, and I know of a certain Mr. Andre Leon Tally who might take offense to his absence. The rest of the list looks like this:

#20 John Legend
#19 Ryan Leslie
#18 Ne-Yo
#17 Nas
#16 LL Cool J
#15 Will Smith
#14 Lewis Hamilton
#13 Prince
#12 Tyrese Gibson
#11 T.I.
#10 Tyson Beckford
#9 Jay-Z
#8 Ozwald Boateng
#7 Will.i.am
#6 Fonzwoth Bentley
#5 Common
#4 Kanye West
#3 Pharell Williams
#2 Sean Combs
#1 Andre 3000

In honor of Karl's 75th birthday, I give you permission to run down to the Chanel boutique on Newbury and buy something pretty for yourself.

Now back to Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.

Unless your parents were killed in a freak pants factory accident and you're protesting any sort of leg covering — highly unlikely, Katy Perry, considering Wikipedia tells me your mom and dad are alive and well — you need to lay off the rompers and Daisy Dukes. For real. Granny panties are NOT pants:

[Reuters photo]

I don't care that you're a bona fide PYT. You had no business wearing sateen crotch stranglers to the MTV Video Music Awards last night. With feathers! With a star-spangled halter top and a red, white, and blue-bedazzled clutch! Even Miley Cyrus can't keep her cookies down.

(Side note: "I Kissed a Girl" is clearly ripped from Jill Sobule's notebook. And your hair/makeup is a carbon copy of Zooey Deschanel's. It really, really annoys me that I sometimes mix up the two of you because Zooey, the hip priestess of all that is cool and fashionable, would never wear this monstrosity. I get cranky. Going pants-less is not a sign of originality. You're going to have to try something else, um kay?)

I'm all about finding a look that works and sticking with it as a reliable fall back when the oncoming trends become too overwhelming. But you need a friend, stylist, or heck, divine intervention to tell you that outfits like these are total no-nos:

[Getty Images]

I know, right? We can't believe it either. I was hoping — for your sake — that Diddy threw a fruit salad-themed party in the Hamptons. But, no. You freely wore this juvenile jumper to perform on NBC's "Today." You are covered in seeds, for goodness sake. And it's not doing anything for your svelte figure. Why put your tush through such torture?

Oh, J.Crew. Although you tempt me with your ruffled blazers and chunky baubles, some of your collaborations are a bit beyond me. Case in point: The Selima for J.Crew glasses you've been schilling for a few seasons. The Italian rhodoid — read: fancy, vegetable-based plastic — frames come with clear lenses which can be replaced with prescription lenses. Now, I know that New York-based Selima Optique helps the world's hippest rockers and movie stars see — but does the name justify a $325 price tag at J.Crew? I'm leaning towards non.

Though Nylon magazine's editors probably fainted with they saw the translucent frames, I'm not sure the general J.Crew buying public would spend a quarter-paycheck on these style oddities:

[Clear-ly, I'm way too cool for you.]

The brown frames are a little more believable, but the look comes off as total sexy librarian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. The world's libraries could definitely use a few more fashion plates thumbing through the card catalogs.

I wish I could say that my arm hurts from playing basketball or from doing 15 push-ups this morning (five more than usual, yes!). But the truth of the matter is, my bicep is aching from schlepping 15 pairs of designer jeans around the Fresh Pond TJ Maxx while I rifled through the acres of summer clearance racks.

In fact, I've been to three TJ Maxx stores (Nashua, NH, Allston, and the aforementioned Fresh Pond shop) and one Marshall's store (also Nashua) in the past five days. The sale is definitely on, with racks of shirts and skirts for $5, $10, $15, or $20 each. I was born with the bargain bug, because I can spend hours at a single store. Of course, I look through all sizes — from XS to XXL — in the event of a misplaced or purposely hidden steal.

Borderline crazy? Possibly. But I am now the proud owner of a yellow-flowered French Connection sun dress ($5); a black-and-white polka dot BCBG Girls dress ($15); a soft, black Velvet wrap shirt ($15); and a pair of patent leather t-strap peep toe heels from Elie Tahari ($29).

And, I'm convinced I could find a pair of Habitual jeans in a size 27 if I just went to one more store...

[Oh, TJ: "You're my obsession / Who do you want me to be?"]

File under: Confessions of a true shopaholic. I may need an intervention.

So, I never got aboard the Wayfarer trend train with all of young Hollywood. Frankly, I couldn't figure out how the same sunglasses Crazy Cruise wore in "Risky Business" would work on my face. And when Kristen Dunst started rocking the retro shades in red, I immediately stashed them in my "Do Not Wear. Ever." file.

But — and there's always a but — that was before I saw the album art for The Kills' fabulous new disc, "Midnight Boom." There's the painfully chic Alison Mosshart in a black-and-white photo — a pair of teal Wayfarers adds the only punch of color to the shot. How cool.

I can't find the photo online, so use your imagination while you peep these:

Who knew that Wayfarers come in such great colors? White, hot pink, purple, tortoise shell — ooh-la-la. But be careful: Embracing the teal Wayfarers is the start of a very slippery slope towards liquid leggings and poodle bangs. Stay strong.

[You will need caffeine and a bodysuit for this event! / Credit: George Rizer, Globe Staff]

If the deeply discounted designer wedding dresses — $699 or less for Vera Wang, ladies — don't make you want to rise and shine at 3 a.m. and book it to Hynes Convention Center for the semi-annual Filene's Basement Bridal Event tomorrow, perhaps free comfy shoes will.

OKA b. makes slip-on shoes for women and men with massaging footbeds that are popular with spas, resorts, and hotels. They've been featured in O and various bridal mags. The company will hand out kicks from its bridal collection to the first 30 people in line at the event:

Obviously you'll need your running shoes to dash for dresses, but you could slip these bedazzled slides under your gown for the big day.

Wow. The Queen of Pop is officially 5-0. True, she has the benefits of a nutritionist, a stylist, and a personal trainer (and most likely, cosmetic surgery), but still, she looks darn good. She can strike a pose and knock 'em dead any day.

Unfortunately, her wackadoo birthday ensemble didn't highlight her assets in any way, shape, or form. It's probably just another reinvention of herself, and yes, I know it's her party and she can make us cry if she wants to, but really?

Poofy princess sleeves. Shorty-shorts with high leather boots, covered with a torn, sheer skirt of sorts. A clutch with Madonna spelled out on the side in crystals. And about 200 knotty gold chains. Now, Maddy, you don't have to go all power suit and shoulder pads on us. But how about nice jeans and a dark shirt — you can even keep the chains.

Oh, who am I kidding? You aren't going to listen to me, Madonna, and you'd probably deck me for this blog entry if we ever met. In fact, I heard you partied all night at Volstead Club in London and then headed to the gym in the morning. To the next 50 years!

[Photo source]

Newbury Street can be an emotionally taxing thoroughfare to navigate, and that's not even counting the irksome tourists with giant bags from H&M who insist on walking slower than slugs.

What in the name of Princess Chunk am I prattling on about? I was strolling Newbury last week, and noticed that one of my favorite Newbury stores, Diptyque, was closed. Not only was it closed, it was completely empty. You can still get Diptyque candles and fragrances at Barneys New York, but I enjoyed the experience of looking at the 700 varieties in the store. Ok, it's not 700, but there are many.

But just as I was feeling sorry for myself and the state of my French candle collection, I glanced up and saw that Ben Sherman is opening a store on Newbury. I was a big BS fan a few years ago, primarily because their shirts are well-tailored for scrawny gents such as myself. This, my friends, is the Newbury Street circle of life.

When Puma introduces new designs, the ideas are often conceived in Boston. But for its new Olympics-inspired products, the design came from students at Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design in London, where Puma is one of the sponsors of the city's fashion week. The challenge to students was to create a stylish, Olympics-inspired bag to hold sneakers -- or anything else an athlete may need while fashionably strolling the Olympic Village. The winners of the student challenge were George Omerod's medallion bags, which are gold lame sacks that resemble Olympic gold medals, and Sander Lak's ring bags, which, in total, look like the five Olympic rings. The bags join Puma's other Olympic designs, including a Jamaican team track jacket and other jackets from some of the 17 countries that Puma sponsors in the games. The bags, made in limited numbers, are being sold at Puma stores, including the Boston location, for $49 to $300. 333 Newbury St., Boston, 617-391-7091, www.puma.com.

We hereby charge you, Clark Rockefeller, with impersonating:

1.
Woody Allen

2.
Rivers Cuomo

How do you plead?

My favorite Globe business writer, the stylish Jenn Abelson, just forwarded me an e-mail from the online shoe retailer Endless.com. The company reports that it is seeing a sharp rise in the number of flats and wedges being purchased by Boston shoppers. Now that people are biking and walking to work more due to rising gas prices and concerns about the environment, it seems they no longer want to schlep across town in spike heels or ride a bicycle in stilettos. Something tells me that Sarah Jessica Parker will not be happy about this trend.

Dear Katie Holmes,

Please burn your jeans and consult a stylist on how to find demin that won't make you look like an extra from a Color Me Badd video.

Thank you, Stylephile

I like Welsh warbler Duffy's soulful debut CD, "Rockferry," and can certainly hear the comparisons to Amy Winehouse that everyone has been drawing. However, there is no indication that the seemingly squeaky clean Duffy will start smoking crack and protesting soap like Winehouse. Her head appears to be on somewhat straight.

But Duffy, please. I beg you. Just because you say no to drugs, that doesn't mean you should say yes to rompers. Let's extend good judgment to every part of your life, including your wardrobe:

[Stars + stripes + unflattering bunching + weird strap tan lines = One hot mess.]

If Lollapalooza was a pin-up girl convention, I might understand. It's very Betty Grable — if Grable was ever in "The American Dolls of 1945" calendar. Plus, I'm pretty sure I wore this to a July 4th parade when I was seven (my three-year-old sister wore the same belted jumper to the same parade, obviously). Duffy, you are 24 and very cute. You just embarked on what will surely be a very successful career. Find a mini-dress and wide, on-trend waist belt and we'll forget all about this red, white, and ew ensemble. Capish?

Credit: Roger Kisby / Getty Images

The court battle has begun between NBC/Universal and the Weinstein Co. over Harvey and Max's controversial decision to move "Project Runway" from Bravo to Lifetime (television for women and gay men). But the most surprising nugget to surface in court is that Tim Gunn worked the first season of "Runway" for free. According to a story in the NY Daily News, Gunn mentored season one designers out of the goodness of his heart -- or at least for the free exposure. He wasn't paid a dime. Let's hope he at least got a free bottle of TresEmme conditioner for his troubles.

My friends Don Carney and John Ross of Patch NYC created this one-of-a-kind necklace for the current production of "As You Like It." The pair, who live in Cambridge, told me that the necklace has already been auctioned off for charity -- sorry kids. But if you're interested in Patch NYC jewelry or art, other one-of-a-kind pieces are available at Louis Boston.

Who doesn't like a little kitsch in their closet? Los Angeles-based designer Corey Lynn Calter — a fashion favorite of my favorites Zooey Deschanel and Rachel Bilson! — is all about the funky prints and this sunny dress is adorable:

[On sale for $115.90 at nordstrom.com. Score!]

Sure, it might be a somewhat short on the tall gals out there, but this rooster dress would be just as adorable over skinny jeans for fall.

Doesn't it look like something Chloe Sevigny would dream up for the re-imagined and modern version of "Little House on the Prairie" on Broadway? Or, maybe not. At least I could see her character on "Big Love" shedding her braids and petticoats for this barnyard chic number and one night of scandalous square dancing off the compound.

Dear penny pinchers, tightwads, and cheapskates. One of my favorite stores in Boston, the Achilles Project, hosts a big shopping party on Thursday, July 31. It's 50 percent off everything, plus food, cocktails, and DJs. The party runs from 6 p.m. to midnight. Happy shopping.

Spoiler Alert (kind of): Sandra Bernhardt is a guest judge on "Project Runway" this week. The challenge is "capture the essense of the Big Apple." Truthfully, I'd rather see folks from the fashion industry judging the runway over celebs such as Natalie Portman and her vegan shoes. Sandra can be funny, but a bit rough around the style edges. 'Philers, what do you think? And what are your thoughts on the new season?

I think we can all agree that it's time for Blayne-licious to go home.

... she would love the ruby slippers designed by Manolo Blahnik (!), Christian Louboutin (!!), Betsey Johnson (!!!), and 16 other "it" designers, to celebrate the 70th anniversary of "The Wizard of Oz" in 2009.

What a designer fantasy to re-imagine the iconic shoes. The two sketches I've seen so far are whimsical and fun:

[Betsey Johnson's take is a little stripper-ballerina-meets-Vegas-showgirl, but you have to give props to the sock rosette.]

[Jimmy Choo's shoes are all Hollywood glamor: "Coming soon to a Victoria Beckham near you."]

The whole collection will be revealed at a Saks Fifth Avenue gala on Sept. 4 to kick off Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York. Then, the shimmery shoes will make various stops around the country before they are auctioned off next fall to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

I bet you three heel clicks that if Dorothy slipped on these stilettos in Manhattan, she'd never, ever want to go home to Kansas again.

Bra shopping has always been a personal struggle for moi. To be delicate, I have an undersized chest. Translation: I practically swim in Victoria's Secret's smallest underwires. I've often been tempted to go sports-bra-only for life. If it wasn't for the Calvin Klein outlet's heroin-chic bras (thanks for everything, Kate Moss), I would have taken the 100% cotton plunge a long time ago.

Even so, my whole lingerie drawer is stuffed with boring colors and shapes. Oooh, beige. Black. Light pink. Settle down!

I recently read about Itty Bitty bras, a whole company dedicated to making couture bras and camisoles for the chest-challenged. The phrase "Itty Bitty" is a little hard to swallow — it's somewhat belittling, no? — but I'll set my pride aside to jump for joy. No gaping. No odd puffiness. What a dream.

I'll have to wait until my cute polka-dot bra comes in the mail to make my final judgment on Itty Bitty. Have you tried this line yet, dear Stylephilers?

One of the best things about visiting my parents in my hometown of Amherst, N.H. — besides spending time with them, of course — is stopping at the Marshalls in Nashua. The selection is always above par. It's not that ladies from the Northland aren't stylish — if you've ever met my impossibly chic mother, you know that's not true. Rather, the racks are just less picked over than in the Hub.

And if you need new sunglasses, get thee to your closest, well-stocked Marshalls. I nabbed not one, but two pairs of Marc by Marc Jacobs shades this weekend on the clearance rack for $20 each. The other big name designers filling the spinning shelves? Gucci, Valentino, D & G, Coach, and Kate Spade, to name a few. The gang's all here.

[Marc by Marc Jacobs. Rad prices by Marshalls.]

Look luxe for less. Heck, you can even wear your new sunglasses at night. I'm right there with you.

Hello, 'philers

I see you're also stuck at the office on a day that we should clearly be out frolicking on the beach, eating Pringles, listening to Pat Benatar, and smearing Ban de Soleil on our shoulders. When I have a hard time focusing and need a little diversion at the office, I head over to the Museum of Kitschy Stitches. This Web site boasts a lovely collection of crocheted monstrosities and shows what can happen when good yarn goes bad. Even better, sassy blog mistress Stitchy McYarnpants is a local gal who is blessed with a gift for ripping apart the ridiculousness of these outfits. But don't listen to my rantings. Check out her fashionably hilarious site and kill some time.

Nelson Mandela is turning 90 next month. So, earlier this week, singers, athletes, and stars gathered at London's Hyde Park for a fund raising dinner to honor the former South African president. Robert DeNiro was there. So was Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey, and Pierce "Eternally Hot" Brosnan (so hot).

Somehow, the Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger clawed her way into the star-studded affair. And she wore this:

[Gareth Cattermole / Getty Images]

Um, come again? Who shows up at the birthday fete of one of history's most vaunted figures in a lacy, peek-a-boo top? Maybe Nicole lost a contact lens and thought "Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday party" on the invite actually said "Meeting of the Madonna World Fan Club." Hey, it could happen to anyone.

Talk about disrespect. Don't cha wish girlfriend had a touch of class?

I just got back from Toyko Monday, and I have a confession: I had a total Gwen Stefani moment in the city's Harajuku 'hood. It's easy to become enamored with the shopping district's street style — though you may never teeter around Boston in eight-inch chunky platforms and pink "Flock of Seagull"-style hair, you have to respect the Japanese teeny-boppers who can truly pull it off.

[The one on the right may be wearing a furry Trapper Keeper. The jury's still out.]

The next best thing to scoping out these preening style icons in person? Tiffany Godoy's new book, "Style Deficit Disorder." Godoy is the real deal: She has written for Japanese fashion and culture magazines and lives in Tokyo. "Disorder" explores the history and iconic designers of Harajuku and features commentary by Patricia Field, John Galliano, and other fashion figures.

Maybe it'll inspire you to spice up your office casual with angel wings and quilted neon leg warmers. Maybe not.

Break out your safari jackets and female tuxedos, the Sundance Channel pays tribute to Yves Saint Laurent on July 5 with back-to-back documentaries on the French designer. David Teboul's film "Yves Saint Laurent: His Life and Times” shows at 7, followed by Teboul's “Yves Saint Laurent: 5 Avenue Marceau 75116 Paris," at 8:20. The documentary goes behind the scenes and follows the designer as he prepares his final 2001 women's collection.

I hear there's some big basketball game going on now? I only know of this because the folks at PF Flyers sent some info on this new sneaker, which they developed with 80 (!) year old Celtics legend Bob Cousy. Named in his honor, the Cousy is $60, and if your not a fan of the Kermit the Frog green, you can pick these up in black, navy, and natural.

No, I haven't been spiking the Kool Aid again. I was actually inspired by a shirt that the so-mellow-it-hurts singer wears on the cover of the July, 2008 issue of Men's Journal. (apologies for the lousy quality of the cover image).

His tee is custom made by a company called Redress Design, which makes hand-cut, custom order shirts. You get to specify what you want on the shirt based on designs that creator Joanna Hogan has made. They are priced between $80 and $250. I am completely with these bird design shirts. I'm not a father, at least not that I know of, but if I were...

Is there any crossover between Boston Celtics fans and fashionistas? For the sake of this post, I'm going to assume that there is so I can tell you about some official new NBA bling that celebrates the Celtics return to greatness -- at least I'm told they've returned to greatness by my friends who drink light beer and favor Dockers.

Er, yes. As I was saying, the NBA has released a slew of fashionable Celtics duds, including this B...for Betsy Boston Celtics cashmere and crystal hoody (!)

and this Adidas gold track jacket

And if you know of any good Celtics viewing parties -- the kind that perhaps serve watermelon martinis instead of light beer -- let me know.

I don't have all that much to say about Cate Blanchett's delicious Armani Prive dress on the Cannes red carpet. Except: Wow.

[Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images]

How does she do it? The flesh-toned dress is completely counterintuitive. It's almost like she brought a Benjamin Moore paint swatch of her skin tone to Giorgio and said: "Fiammifero!" (That's "Match!" for all you non-Italian speakers.) Yet, Cate just glows in a gown that would wash out 99% of us mere mortals. The confection almost looks like an extension of her own body — which sounds weird but still, against all odds, works. Love it.

(While we're at it, check out more celebs on the Cannes red carpet here. And the Globe's Ty Burr is blogging live from the film festival. Exciting all around!)

OMG, Sarah Jessica Parker, your head has turned into a giant acorn, and it's sprouting butterflies and roses! My head sometimes does this as well, but only when I've been out until 2 a.m. drinking Diet Pepsi and Absolut Vanilla. Ugh. Here's SJP at the London Premiere of "Sex and the City" today. Yeah, I'll admit it. Even with the crazy acorn hat, I'm still dying to see this movie.

Just a little heads up for you fashion-crazed Bridzillas.. the Peabody Essex musem is having a special fashion guest speaking at its wedding exhibit "Wedded Bliss, The Marriage of Art and Ceremony." Because it's Monday, and I'm feeling too lazy to type, here are the details:

Sandy Schreier, the author of Hollywood Gets Married and other books on fashion, will discuss celebrity weddings and provide an insider's look at the behind-the-scenes details of movie and real-life weddings. Schreier's presentations will include descriptions of the costume designs, photography, bridesmaids' dresses, food, exploits of off-screen in-laws and wedding guests and, of course, the bride and groom.

Schreier, who owns more than 10,000 museum- quality pieces of 20th century French couture, American fashion and Hollywood costumes, has designed costumes for The Supremes, accessories for Yves Saint Laurent and styling for Bette Midler. Her designs have appeared in Vogue and Bazaar magazines. She has discussed film fashion on Oprah and has been a guest on CNN and AMC, where she has appeared regularly since 1995.

Schreier's lecture is the first in a series of lectures connected with PEM's exhibition Wedded Bliss. A book signing reception will follow Schreier's lecture. The Wedded Bliss exhibition galleries will be open prior to the lecture from 6 to 8pm for guests to visit.

Program Details

Tuesday, May 20
8 pm | Morse Auditorium
Reservations by May 18. For reservations please call 978-745-9500 ext. 3011.
Members $10, nonmembers $15
Made possible by the George Swinnerton Parker Memorial Lecture Fund.

A twiggy yet toned Kate Moss is the star of the ad campaign for Agent Provacateur's new bridal collection, White Wedding. The gory animated ads find Miz Sexy Moss in a macabre world of severed heads, blood, and bondage, set to a techno remix of Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit." Not exactly the stuff magical weddings are made of — unless you're into all that, no judgment here — but I think the images are grotesquely beautiful in a sort of Tim Burton-meets-Disney-meets-"Kill Bill" way:

[Cuts like a knife, er, scissors.]

The last slide? Kate in red bra, undies, and knee high boots and Bardot hair standing next to the creepy words "Let them eat Kate," scrawled in faux blood. Something tells me this gal does not celebrate Valentine's Day.

This is one resourceful crafter who really loves Clinton. Talk about wearing your heart (and Hillary's face, coincidentally) on your sleeve:

[Wonder who she's voting for? / AP Photo]

It has a certain Roy Lichtenstein flavor, doesn't it? I can't tell if each visage is hand-painted or airbrushed using a stencil. Also, this woman's earrings are glittery Hillary Clinton portraits.

Political allegiance aside, Republicans and Democrats alike can respect the time and effort it took to create such a glitzy garment.

(On a related note: Kate Jackson wrote an interesting piece about political baby digs for the Style section in December. Read it here.)

Got a Carrie complex? Nursing a raging girl-crush on Samantha? Also — got a couple thousand dollars to spare?

Well, then, you can rock bling straight from the "Sex and the City" movie coming out on May 30. New York jewelry designer Jennifer Fisher is currently selling hoops, necklaces, and bracelets worn by our four favorite fashionistas for the film.

Like:

[Yellow gold hoops worn in the movie by Sarah Jessica Parker, $1980.]

These baubles probably won't make the movie release date seem any closer. But you could certainly wear the hoops to a "SATC" marathon in anticipation of the Big Event.

And to help tide you over, here's a picture of Samantha in a particularly wackadoo sun hat and purple caftan-looking dress. Enjoy!

You know I love me some J. Crew (on sale, that is), but their new yoga line crosses the line for me. They've invaded every other area of luxury living: Cashmere sweaters for Rover? Check. Sequined mini dresses for toddlers? Check. Khakis covered with embroidered anchors, presumably for yachting? Check. I guess it was only a matter of time before the preppy polos giant introduced yoga-specific digs.

The soft, stretchy pants, sweatshirts, and camisoles with built-in bras look comfy enough. And the yellow-and-white striped yoga bag has functional straps on its side for securing your mat. They even have a cute label of an actual downward dog where the tags should be. But — reality check — since when is it O.K. to sell "yoga headbands" for $14.95? I, for one, will not give in. I will happily score the same style headbands at Target for $8.

[This isn't a headband. It's an investment.]

Boy, I'm grumpy today. I need to read some Fug Girls and snap out of it. Or maybe do a few sun salutations.

I met a chic lady at a sewing class in Davis Square last week. Her name is Martini, she lives in Dorchester, and she took up sewing because she likes to dress like a "1950s housewife" and couldn't find the perfect dresses in stores — fabulous, right?

Anyhow, she mentioned how much she loves the Sartorialist (who doesn't?) and that she's actually started her own version of the blog right here in Boston. It's called Beyond Boston Chic, and although it's derivative, the blog's also a great look at what fashionistas and hep cats in our own city are wearing to Whole Foods or while walking around the Common. We're often ribbed for having a conservative approach to fashion in New England — so not true! — but Martini is showing off just what makes us unique.

Be sure to wear your funkiest minidresses and flats out and about this weekend, lest you see this sewing style-maven snapping photos in your neighborhood. No mom jeans, no leggings, and definitely no fleece vests!

[One of Martini's recent finds: a psychedelic dress in Porter Square / beyondbostonchic.blogspot.com]

Want to be the hottest little fish in the fashion pond this summer? Snag one of these too-cute suits from Paris lingerie designer Princess Tam-Tam:

[One fish, two fish, wonderfully chic orange fish.]

The suits also come in navy blue. I like the ruched briefs with the triangle top best, but you can also opt for a wired top, bandeau, or a string bottom. Buy them directly from Princess Tam-Tam online, or from Saks Fifth Avenue online — each piece will run you between $70 and $100 clams.

True, paisley or black one-pieces are probably more sophisticated swim options, but I believe in having some — warning, cliche coming — fun in the sun.

(In case you were wondering where the name "Princess Tam Tam" comes from, the Interweb tells me that there's a 1935 Gréville film of the same name starring Josephine Baker. Thanks Wikipedia!)

I'm an avid runner, but I'm also a roll out of bed and throw on grubby orange shorts and a "Souhegan High School" t-shirt kind of runner. I could never understand why some people insist on plunking down hundreds of dollars for Puma tights and Stella McCartney sports bras — the designer pieces are cute, but soon get as sweaty and dingy as the rest of your athletic gear.

That said, I received an email today about New Balance's spring gear collection. And — I can't believe I'm about to say this — I actually like their new running dresses. Yes, dresses. As in, people who see you sprinting down the street might think you're super late to a tennis match or a garden party (What could you do? You had to go back for the wine coolers!) But just imagine how airy and free it would feel to jog five miles in the summer heat in a seamless short skirt:

[Run, Courtney, run!]

I've seen the dresses in a minty green and black and they retail at $70. And lest you're afraid of flashing all the afternoon shoppers one gusty afternoon on Newbury Street, you can get matching spandex boy shorts for $38. Phew!

Stylephilers: Would you wear 'em?

Warning: If you have a heart condition, are prone to seizures, or are simply intolerant of tacky fashion, I suggest you stop reading, step away from the computer, and pop in some "Sex and the City" DVDs until the nausea subsides.

Sorry to do this to you, but honestly, sooner or later you'd be exposed to this:

No. Please, no. Stylephile's sheer hatred of these atrocious shoes is well documented (Here. Or here.) Somehow, I learned to live with kids and outdoorsy types wearing them — accepting things I can't change, and all that jazz. But high-heel crocs? Sadly, I foresee these plastic travesties clip-clopping their way onto Long Island beaches this summer. Gross.

I never went to the original Fashion House at District, but I'm thinking of getting dressed up and taking part in its grand return on April 3. Nicole Romano is the featured designer. My theory is that fashion always goes better with a couple of lychee martinis. See you there, kids?

OK, time to redeem myself for posting about that squirrel. H&M has unveiled illustrations of clothes from its forthcoming partnership with Marimekko. I was expecting the sun dresses, but I was completely not expecting men's clothes with this line. And is it just me, or is there more than a hint of Rhoda Morgenstern lurking in those maxi dresses and headscarves. Chic!

Here are a few of the illustrations. The clothes arrive at H&M on April 10 and cost $19.00 to $49.00. What do you think, 'Philers?

Damn, this squirrel has a better wardrobe than I do. This is Sugar Bush Squirrel, a fashionista rodent living in Florida. She has a full wardrobe, her own calendar, myspace page, and an owner with way too much time on her hands. The squirrel's page is a little scary, but the pictures are cute, that is if you're into animals that are dressed up like humans the way that I am. What? Animals can be fashionable too.

Do you ever get the urge to purchase and stockpile neat maternity and mommy chic clothing and accessories for when you're ready to have kids? No? Just me. O.K.

I love these Cake Collection bags from California-based company Petunia Pickle Bottom (Sounds like a Candyland character, right?):

[Cosmopolitan Caryalls from the Cake Collection, about $342 each]

When I first saw these carryalls with their gorgeous cut velvet exteriors, I had no idea they were actually diaper bags in disguise. The retro-looking bags have seven exterior pockets and several interior pockets for bottles and other necessities.

The bags come in four fun color combos with tasty names like Chocolate Cherry Cake and Pistachio Layer Cake, and are available locally at Lester Harry's and Kiwi Baby.

Absolute tot couture.

I know how you ladies love your Tar-jay (I only wish they'd get a bit fancier on the men's side), so you'll be excited to hear that the department store is debuting a new label called GO International. The inspiration behind the label is something like this: Designers for the store "canvassed the globe to find the newest fashion trends, and translated them into easy-to-wear and low-cost ensembles." Translation: Cheap knock-offs! But wait a minute, isn't that what H&M does already?

This isn't to be confused with the store's Go International designer program, which enlists up-and-coming designers to create lines for the store.

The first Go International label collection launches April 13 and includes some very hip pieces, such as a mod shift dress with circle pockets, wide leg trousers, and boyfriend blazers. Prices range from $16.99 to $49.99.

Radaronline.com has an interesting post today about the latest cover of Vogue magazine, which features LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen.

Apparently controversy is stirring in some African-American circles because James, the first black man to make the cover, is posed in what some are calling a stereotypical manner: "black man as savage in search of the prized white woman."

Check it out and tell me what you think.

Buying affordable but stylish kids shoes can be a tough assignment. Stride Rite is an obvious choice, if you can deal with the mob scene at the store. You actually have to sign your name on a waiting list to receive assistance. Ugh.

There's Payless and Marshall's, which are hit and miss, and Nordstrom, which is amazing but pricey.

Now our own Clarks Companies North America is attempting to make a footprint.

The company, based in Newton Upper Falls, is launching a kids line of footwear in 14 U.S. markets this month.

It plans to offer about 100 styles of sandals, sneakers, dress shoes and boots. Prices will range from $35 to $55 and will fit children from infant stage to five years of age.

The shoes will be sold exclusively at Clarks stores, including locally at the Natick Collection and Faneuil Hall.

"We really want to give people another option," said Joanna Linder, director of retail marketing at Clarks. "We feel like there's room in the premium market for our brand, which is known for comfort and fit."

Clarks is a subsidiary of C&J Clark Ltd cq. in Somerset, England. That parent company has been selling children's shoes in England for more than 100 years.

Linder said the Newton-based Clarks, which has 104 U.S. stores, has been testing its children's line in four stores around the country since the fall, including Faneuil Hall. Given the favorable response, the company decided on a larger roll out.

Just in time for spring.

Be still my heart. WWD is reporting that my girl Rachel Bilson is collaborating with DKNY on a sportswear line dropping in September. O.K., so her latest movie "Jumper" bombed. She still has rad street style and lovely face-framing bangs:

[Oh, make me over.]

Look for R. Bil's jackets, jeans, and sweaters under her nom de thread: Edie Rose for DKNY. I've seen a quick preview and the color palette is all sophisticated black, white, and yellow. Can't wait.

In case you missed this bit of hot tranny mess, the fierce Amy Poehler channeled "Project Runway" winner Christian Siriano on "Saturday Night Live." Diet Pepsi nearly shot out my nose I was laughing so hard. Amy Poehler, will you marry me?

Actress/model Milla Jovovich and artist/singer/model Carmen Hawk just ooze cool — so their clothing line, Jovovich-Hawk, is like the hipster fashion equivalent of a rock supergroup. I love the spring collection. So flowy, so girly, so perfect for warm climes.

One problem: The stuff is expensive. I'm still coveting a J-H cocoon-like sweater dress from fall. I was only about, I don't know, $700 short of purchasing one.

That's where el Target (pronounced tar-jay) comes in — to the rescue, as always. The national retailer's collaboration with Jovovich-Hawk hits stores on March 2. Here's a sneak peek. Minidresses, floppy felt hats, and short shorts, oh my! And everything in the line is under $39.99.

Here are my three favorite looks:

[I like these dresses so much I might marry them.]

Now that the fanfare (and Gary Busey) has faded, it's time to take a look at some of my favorite dresses from the Oscars last night. Natch you all read my story this morning in the Globe and checked out the gallery on boston.com, and if not, how dare you call yourselves stylish.

First, my favorite dress of the night is a three-way tie:

Marion Cotillard

Anne Hathaway

and (drumroll please)

Hilary Swank.

Wost dressed:
I love Tilda Swank. But here she looks like a 15-year-old boy trapped in a curtain.

Heidi Klum's John Galliano Oscars gown, of course. The "Project Runway" host was living la vie en rose in the Old Hollywood confection, don't you think?

You can actually win her dress in a Diet Coke contest. No, really. Of course, you have to be a rewards member with points to enter. So, down some Cokes and make 'em Diet, natch. How else will you squeeze into Klumster's form-fitting dress? The contest runs through March 10, and Coke will donate $1 per entry to support women's heart health. Alas, Seal is not included.

(I'm recusing myself from this contest for the following reasons: 1. I'm trying to cut back on drinking soda; 2. I already have, like, 10 Galliano dresses overflowing from my ginormous walk-in closet. If you really wanted me to play your little game, Coke, you would have offered up Anne Hathaway's stunning, draped Marchesa gown with budding rosettes. Gorgeous!)

... keeps the doctor away. A Marc Jacobs apple a day, however, depletes Courtney's paycheck faster than you can say "Granny Smith."

I know that MJ has sold his cartoon-like watch pendants featuring whimsical plastic-coated fruit for a few seasons, but I just saw a new design that I need, well, now:

[Behold: The Apple Pendant Watch, $150]

How very spring! I'm not usually drawn to such cutesy accessories, but I think the long silver chain (it has a 19-inch drop) and simple face elevate it to chic and office-appropriate. The prospect of pairing this necklace with a black shirt dress thrills me to the core. (I really, really wanted to squeeze that pun in there. Thanks for obliging me.)

It's the gift that will be on the list of every awkward girl and effeminant boy this Christmas -- the Ugly Betty Doll. It's Betty Suarez in her infamous Guadalajara poncho. I'm definitely more of a fan of the cloth dolls, the plastic one kind of creeps me out, like it's going to come to life in the middle of the night and start going through my pantry looking for Pepperidge Farm cookies and listening to my Olivia Newton John CDs.

[see what I mean? She's totally thinking 'I'm going to come to life and steal your snickerdoddles tonight.']

Anyway, the dolls will go on sale this August.

Shameless giveaway time! You may have read that I was in New York last week for fashion week, and you may have also read that I attended the "Project Runway" Bryant Park fashion show while I was there (jealous yet?).

Well, chickadees, I want to share the goodies with you. I'm giving away the swag bag that was on my seat for the show. It contains Tresemme hair products, L'Oreal makeup, a copy of Elle, a Saturn keychain, a giant Hershey bar, and.. I don't remember what else. But it's all yours for the taking.

Here's what you have to do: E-mail me the name of the brand of jeans that Heidi Klum was wearing the day of the show (here's a hint, she's now designing for this brand). Send your answer to muther@globe.com. If you're my friend or coworker, go away, you're not eligible.

UPDATE: We have a winner! The very stylish Gina Buchalter of Saco Maine was the first to correctly answer that Heidi was wearing Jordache jeans at the Bryant Park show. Congrats.

Rest easy. Threadless has now made it much easier to shop for the guys (or gals) in your life. For $200, you can ensure your man has a clean, artsy t-shirt to wear each month for a year.

Some recent t-shirts o' the month:

[May '07: Protective Plastic Shell by Manos]

[December '07: Paint the Town Red by patperry23]

Order today, and the first shirt should arrive by March 15. Sweet.

O.K., so it isn't *technically* morning anymore, but you can bet that Pink and Cyndi Lauper are still sleeping after the Grammy bashes last night. Clearly, I'm on rock star time.

I didn't get to watch the entire awards show last night — a girl needs rest to be at her snarky blogging best — but I did nose through some of the red carpet galleries on Boston.com and have a few words for the winners and wannabes:

Rihanna works it really hard. And she is absolutely gorgeous. I can forgive her "Umbrella" and the tulle 80s prom dress confection she's wearing, but that hair needs to go. It's way too Denise from the latter seasons of the "Cosby Show."

I know, I know. Usually I'd be lashing out at the gratuitous metallic pleather in this photo. Hear me out: If I'm 68 and look half as fierce as Tina "What's Love Got to Do With It" Turner in anything skintight, I would absolutely rock it. Silver stretch leggings and all. Plus, her duet with Beyonce on "Proud Mary" was hot.

Maybe I'm biased because I have a crush on Mark Ronson, but I thought he pulled off this slightly shiny suit with style. I mean, he's just so cool. I couldn't see him wearing something without a little bit of edge to it.

Prince, you little red corvette! Love the pompadour. Love the glasses. Love the popped collar. Love the cherry-colored suit. Tres chic.

I could go on:
- Look! Debbie Matenopoulos did her best Celine Dion.
- Bai Ling, you are one kooky umbrella with a side of crazy.
- Ace, the biking expo hits the Staples Center next
weekend!
- And finally: Who keeps inviting class act Kid Rock to these things?

What do you think, dear Stylephilers? Check out the red carpet photos, and tell us what the celeb style highlights and lowlights were last night.

It's a good day when I open my inbox and see chunky, bright wooden bracelets, ripe for the picking. Feast your eyes on Lazuli's "Mango" painted wooden bangles:

[Put 'em in my weekender and I'm ready for the plane to Bali.]

These little bursts of sunshine are $45 each. I especially like the copper beads — they add just enough sophistication. Get the bracelets online or at Lazuli's Copley Square showroom.

The retailer is hosting a casting call in six cities, including Boston, this month for two faces for its Spring 2009 advertising campaign.

Aspiring models (men and women over 18 years old) should go to the Prudential Center store at 760 Boylston Street on Feb. 13 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Twenty finalists will be selected per market. Their images will be posted on a search site and the public will have the chance to vote for their favorites. The public's opinion will count for 49% of the decision.

The top two finalists will be announced on Feb. 29 and invited to New York, all expenses paid, to participate in a fashion show at the store on Fifth Avenue March 6.

No pressure but industry experts will be on hand for a look-see.

The winners will get a $1,000 shopping spree at Lord & Taylor.

More details are available at www.lordandtaylor.com/modelsearch

I guess that means the winners WON'T be getting paid thousands of dollars like the other regular models in the shoot...hmmm.

Marc Jacobs' kicked off fashion week early last night with a screening of the new documentary about himself: "Marc Jacobs and Louis Vuitton." (Ego, much?) Obviously, the glitterati came out in droves for the party. And Heidi Klum apparently skinned a large muppet to create her coat:

[Cookie Monster called. He wants his fur and his cookies back, Klum-ster!]

I love the whole black-and-midnight blue thing going on here. And her bangs are gorgeous. But the jacket makes her look like a linebacker (Go Pats!). Plus, the blue shoes are way too matchy-matchy.

Heidi: You have the whole Fashion Week to redeem yourself. Go!

Is it me, or is the South Shore Plaza in trouble?

I don't mean to pick on the Braintree mall, but that's the one I visit most. I can't help but notice how many empty store fronts there are these days.

Belle USA is gone. Bombay. The Irish Cottage. The picture place where everybody used to go for holiday cards (Sorry I've forgotten the name already). Heck, even McDonalds didn't make it. McDonald's?

That says a lot about the economy. And the rents no doubt.

Walk through Macy's and Lord & Taylor. They are empty. Scary.

The only thing growing are those annoying kiosks where the salespeople pounce every time you walk by. Let me see your nails! Try this lotion! You should buy this trainset!

Give me a break. It's so bad that I refuse to walk into Lord & Taylor from the first floor. Those people are beyond aggressive. It really brings down the quality feeling of the mall, which is a shame because I'm a mall rat.

She's the wife of actor Forest Whitaker. She's a former model with Ford NY and Elite.

Now she's launching a lip gloss line, Kissable Couture. Tonight, the Lynn native is visiting LuxeBeautiQue in Swampscott which is owned by Whitaker's childhood friend Amy DePerrior.

If you want to see her, she'll be there from 7 to 9. The address is 222 Humphrey St.

You can check out the colors at www.kissablecouture.com

I don't know why I had great style expectations for the Spice Girls' concert last night. I wasn't actually there — so I can only comment on the photos the Globe shot at the show — but judging by this picture, the girls need a stylist who wasn't fired from Cirque du Soleil:

[Gold lame for everyone! And peace on earth! Yay!]

C'mon, Posh! Don't you design clothes? Aren't you an international fashion icon? Can't you help your less fortunate friends?

Some thoughts, from left to right:

Ginger: How did the Ice Capades try-outs go? Don't worry. If you don't make it, you can still be a plastic pop star!

Sporty: My, my, what a nice futuristic zoo keeper outfit you have!

Scary: Three words. O.K., maybe four. Giraffe-print front wedgie. Sporty's going to put you back in your cage.

Baby: Not bad, but that safari beige color really washes you out.

Posh: You know I love you, but you look like a cross between a naughty maid robot and David Bowie.

Stop the presses/blog: I almost forgot. These outfits were designed for them by Roberto Cavalli! Now we know where to place the blame. Maybe this is his idea of a practical joke?

I guess it could be worse. At least the SG's have seemingly cut gratuitous pleather unitards, metal devil horns, and hideous, chunky platform shoes from their wardrobes. Somewhere the synthetic clothing manufacturers of the world are weeping.

Tom Brady may be the suave, sexy (Hello, wet T-shirt contest in V Magazine!) poster boy of the Patriots. But what about Junior Seau's classy hat selection? Or Matt Light's flowing, glowing locks? Hayley and I wrote a story in today's Globe about the style highlights and lowlights of our favorite team's season. Enjoy — you may even see mean Laurence Maroney wearing a Louis Vuitton mini manpack. And, go Pats!

[Junior Seau: He's so hot right now.]

Heck — we may even forgive Belichick for his cut-off sweatshirts (and sweatpants!) if his team takes home the trophy.

Well the Hollywood A-list finally got to strut their free duds tonight.

The fashion community has been going crazy because, due to the writers' strike, there have been no televised awards shows in which they can showcase their creations.

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were an exception and all of Hollywood royalty turned out.

Some folks, like Eva Longoria Parker, were fabulous as usual. Her mermaid style Naeem Khan gown, which dipped in the back and had a train, was gorgeous. Her red bead earrings and curly short 'do were perfect.

Marion Cotillard, star of La Vie en Rose, was elegant in her Nina Ricci pleated gown. And Sara Ramirez was hot in her pink strapless gown. Strapless is the look of the moment, that's for sure.

Some stars missed the mark. Angelia Jolie fueled those pregnancy rumors with a flowing ombre-print gown from Juliana Cairone. And Brad Pitt was a mess with his long hair and messy goatee.

Jane Krakowski was the worst of the bunch with her green Catherine Malandrino gown with a hideous halter necklace made of what looked like stones. Yuck. The woman had the nerve to be talking about other stars on the E! preshow. Never a good idea.

I will post photos tomorrow when they are available.

I tend to think that sports-related clothing is about as stylish as Britney Spears on a shopping spree at Kohl's. Bottom line, if you're not a member of the team, why would you wear a Patriots jersey?

So, I'm sure you're now wondering, what should I wear to the big Superbowl party? Well, I've never actually been to a Superbowl party, so I can't help you there. But a company called 2 One 5 is selling this Not NY T-shirt, which seems a bit more clever than standard Patriots gear.

But before you slip one of these on, think of how Tom would feel seeing you trashing the city where he's been spending so much time these days.

Oh, Anthropologie. I love you so. Just entering your downtown store is enough to set my heart aflutter. Felt fedoras. Poppy Ora Keily bags. Haute hippie jersey dresses that drape just so. Wooden tables that appear to be cut from the most stylish Redwoods in California. I could go on.

But we have a problem. Well, maybe it's more of an issue. Your sweaters are so cute, often with unexpected and colorful details — but when are the details just too much? Take the "Corsage" sweater jacket at left. At first blush, I was smitten by the oversize flowers and contrasting black and white stitching. It looks like something Carrie would wear in a more demure "Sex in the City" moment. (You know, like when the girls are at the pool or something.) But when I tried it on at the store this weekend, the flowers appeared comically large and awkward affixed to my shoulder. I looked a bit like a garish craft project.

Verdict: I didn't buy the sweater. But I still feel torn. I almost purchased it online as I wrote this post.

So Stylephilers, I want to know: How big is too big? How much is too much? Do you like large or intricate flowers, buttons, and details on your clothing? If you saw me wearing this sweater on the street, would you discreetly point and laugh? My closet thanks you for a prompt response.

Like the rest of New England, I watched the Pats' amazing game on Saturday. And while I was swept away by the euphoria that comes from a good pummeling, I couldn't help but notice this post-game conference faux pas:

O.K., Randy Moss. We get it. You're a big deal wide receiver. You like to be flashy. But please, please look in the mirror before you appear on national television.

We all had something to say about this little number: King Smurf, a choir boy performing with Funkadelic, colorblind Busta Rhymes. And are those Superman symbols on your sleeves?

Randy, if you want to make our Most Stylish Bostonians list next year like your boy, Ellis Hobbs III, you're going to have to work a little harder.

I'm so on Team Posh. Naysayers like Mr. Blackwell — and he's 85, so I'm pretty sure we could take him — love to point out her affinity for minis and sourpuss pout. I still can't believe she topped his yearly "worst dressed" list with all the Christinas, Britneys, and Sharon Stones out there. Vigorously shaking my head.

I couldn't pull off half the angular tops and thigh high boots that Mrs. Beckham wears to CVS, but hey, she always looks fresh, unique, and oh-so-put together.

Even when she's rocking the deranged Cindy Loo Who look for Marc Jacobs' new ad campaign:

Oh, and there's another cute shot of her lost in the bag with only her well-heeled legs poking out. Check out the rest of the shoot here. Team Posh = 1; Team Mr. Blackwell's Blowhards = 0.

Last night's episode of "Project Runway" left me weeping like Ricky (that's him, above, in his hat o' the week) at a screening of "Love Story." Kevin, my favorite hetero hottie on the show was sent packing after tarting up his high school student to look like a Filipino floozy. Well, heck, Kevin is straight. Cut him some slack. What does he know about making women look good?

I didn't appreciate Kevin's little speech on the catwalk after he was booted. Save it for the reunion special, Kev. If you wanted to make the judges regret sending you home, you should have taken off your shirt and sat in Michael Kors' lap. Oh, I kid. I think Kevin is a better designer than Sweet P and Chris March.

But speaking of weepy Ricky, his dress was far worse than Kevin's. It was a bland, shapeless frock that did little to flatter the poor girl wearing it. The producers were probably afraid of auffing Ricki because the torrent of tears he would cry might flood the stage. And although everyone focused on Christian's behavior last night, can we all just take a moment to look at how ugly his dress was? Egads.

It seems cruel to post an item about summer clothes on a frigid day like today, but no one ever accused me of being kind, so here I go. H&M is teaming with Marrimekko this summer, releasing clothes in classic patterns created by the Finnish textile company in the 1950s, 1960s, and 1970s. The collection hits store in April, and I suspect these summery ensembles will disappear quite quickly.

Yes, we all know that Bono can do anything he damn well pleases. He writes music, hob-nobs with politicians, saves entire villages from famine, and wears sunglasses at night. But can he design clothes? The Hard Rock Cafe will begin selling a Bono-designed tee next week.

To be fair, the T-shirt is more about being made with pesticide-free cotton and chemical-free ink than about making a fashion statement. A percentage of sales goes to the Wildlife Conservation Society, supporting its Conservation Cotton Initiative. And if you want to know more about that initiative, you're clearly reading the wrong blog. Bono's design is cute in a rustic, Western Massachusetts kind of way. If you dig it, it costs $26.

C'mon, Mischa! What is the matter with you? We so talked about this already:

[When hideous pants happen to former "it" girls.]

I have vials of venom to spew about these khakis/jeans/whatever — namely that they appear to give you a constant front wedgie — but, Misch, let's make a deal: I'll spare you the sarcasm if you promise to give up high-waisted pants in 2008. It's not that hard. Stop raiding your frumpy aunt's old armoire, for starters. Even she hasn't worn these jeans since 1986. Some fashion crimes should only be unearthed in time capsules.

UPDATE: Well, I'm pretty sure they don't have high-waisted jumpsuits in prison.

When I picked up freshly hemmed jeans from my new tailor last week (Giovanni's Atelier in Bay Village -- two thumbs up for their perfectly attached original hems, by the way), the guy at the counter took one look at me and asked if I was from California. (Thought process: Do I have guacamole on my face? Do I look unusually tan? Californians don't really have accents, do they?)

He pointed to my bright blue winter coat and yellow scarf combo and said that women in Boston only wear black and gray all winter. Now, I have my fair share of black and gray basics — cashmere sweaters, dress pants, sweater dresses, etc. — but I am the biggest proponent of wearing bright, loud colors all winter long.

Why? Because it's frigid out and starts getting dark around 3:30 pm, that's why. I have to inject some color into this New England scene, or I'd go crazy from January to March. Plus, wearing a punchy scarf or orange high heels almost makes going out in the snow and wind chill a teensy bit warmer. Almost.

I'll leave you with some inspiration:

"Sex and the City" trailer anyone? The trailer really doesn't say anything about the plot, but SJP is wearing this crazy dress with the giant attack flower. Perhaps that's the plot.

Apologies kids. I know I'm totally behind on the "Project Runway" blogging, but I'm making up for it now by sharing a bit of news. The dress that Victorya and Kevin designed for Sarah Jessica Parker's Bitten line is now for sale at Steve & Barry's.

Unfortunately, the nearest stores are in Taunton, Kingston (!!) and Leominster (!!!), but if you like the dress enough, what's a little driving? The dress is $19.98, the matching plaid vest is $14.98. At last check, the dress was not yet available for sale online. I'm kind of on the fence about the neck-bow thing, but the rest is cute.

I made it quite clear last year that I'd rather wear a pair of Kleenex boxes filled with red ants on my feet than Crocs, those hideous foam rubber shoes that are the preferred footwear of children and adults who are too lazy to lace their shoes.

Now it seems that the company I despise more than Robin Williams is opening a store in Boston on Friday. I think a demonstration is in order! Who wants to join me in a fashion picket line? They're going to be selling the clown shoes, and Crocs apparel. I can only imagine what that looks like.

So, if you have anyone named Bozo, Clarabelle, or Krusty on your shopping list, your Black Friday just got much easier. That is if you can get past me in the picket line. Good luck!

Speaking of "Project Runway," Nina Garcia, fashion director of Elle magazine, will be at the Nordstrom in Natick on Tuesday, Dec. 4 from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. She'll be doing a little meet and greet action to publicize her book, "Little Black Book of Style." The event takes place in the via C department of the store.

Jack Spade, the masculine counterpart to Kate, has opened a Newbury Street location in a petite 300-square-foot location selling man bags, ties, hats, scarves, gloves, sunglasses, and other mancessories.

I'm enamored of the space. It's filled with all sorts of odd bits, like that taxidermied squirrel and an old sofa that was found in a South Dakota school house. Personality is always great, especially in a tiny space, and this one feels like an eccentric yet trendy old uncle's study. The new store is at 117 Newbury.

The numbers are in, and the season four premiere of "Project Runway" was the cable network's highest rated season premiere.. ever.

Once I stopped feeling bad for poor Chris March as he hobbled toward those fabric tents, I was completely enthralled. The first challenge was a bit bland. Where's the creativity? Where are the whacky materials? Make those designers create model-sized couture by adapting dresses they're forced to purchase at Lane Bryant. Now that's a challenge!

I was convinced that the crazy marionette-making yoga lady was going to get the boot. The model couldn't even walk in Marionette lady's dress (she won't be on long enough for me to bother learning her name). But, alas, it was poor Simone who was auffed. Note to future contestants: Crazy is OK, boring is not.

The tall drink of water known as Rami (simply called "the hot Israeli" at my PR viewing party) won the challenge with an elegant, simple dress. It was safe, but pretty. Let's face it, he won the challenge by flirting with Tim Gunn.

Just kidding, Tim.

There are two things I already love to hate about this season of 'Runway.'

1.
His bad hats.

2.
His arrogance.

Target's past partnerships with accessories designers — like Devi Kroell or Hollywould — just haven't done it for me. Most of the materials seemed cheap (and more importantly, looked cheap).

However, Target is a wily little devil, always full of surprises. Like this one:

[Beau coeur = Beautiful heart. My sentiments exactly.]

The national retailer has launched a collaboration with jewelry designer-to-the-stars, Dominique Cohen (And by stars I mean Brittany Murphy, Anne Hathaway, and Judith Light. Yes, that Judith Light). The sweet ring above is one of the best pieces, and the "Beau Coeur" design comes in a pendant necklace, drop earrings, or a bangle as well.

And the Target pieces cost thousands less than Cohen's usual 18K gold and gemstone creations.

See the whole collection here. Christmas shopping? Check.

This Isaac Mizrahi-designed Charlie Brown dress is up for auction on eBay (current bid just $405). It's a size 4 (I always wondered what Charlie Brown's dress size would be if he grew up to be a female impersonator).

The dress is made of beaded sequins, natch, and the proceeds go to the charitable foundation Dress for Success. Bidding ends at 10 p.m. on Halloween. Happy bidding, Charlie Brown.

So the breaking news here isn't Kate Moss' fresh eye-grazing fringe. (But honestly, her hot bangs could be the news, if only because every tween and lesser starlet will soon be scrambling to the salon for a chop. Kate is the sexy after all.)

What I really want to talk about is her shiny new holiday collection for Topshop. The minidresses, sheer tops, and waistcoasts hit stores and the web Thursday. Not every piece is a grand style slam (A sequined kerchief? Really?), but the best looks scream party, preferably with fake snow, glittery disco ball, and plenty of eggnog.

Behold! My favorite dress:

[Oooh-la-la!]

I'd have to try it on to truly commit to this glitzy thigh-grazing number. Sigh &mdash unless I wing it to New York or London, learn karate and other self-defense mechanisms, and stand in line for 19 hours, I probably won't ever see this winter wonderland fantasy come true. But, if the nice people at Topshop happen to read this blog and want to send me a sample, I promise to get myself invited to no less than 10 parties this December so I can show it off. Just a thought.

I am a bona fide bargain hunter. I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed of the Joe's jeans I got for $45 at Marshall's. Or of the Furla bag I scooped up from the lower reaches of Filene's Basement's discount rack for a cool $50.

Nothing gets me more jazzed than a good deal, that's for sure. And because I know there are some fellow penny pinchers out there, I'll let you in on a little secret: enroll in the VIP club at the Wrentham Outlets. It's free to join and gets you coupons and discounts to several stores at the shopping mecca.

Case in point: This weekend I landed a pair of sweet Banana Republic "Luella" boots on the cheap. (Close your eyes and imagine the boots at left are black, ok?) True, they are last season. But with a 25% off in-store sale and a 15% off VIP coupon, the oultet price of $129 for the pair came down to $75. Not too shabby.

If I haven't made it obvious by now, I love birds. I love wall hangings of sparrows, silver necklaces with owl charms, birds on my t-shirts, on my plates, on my pillows. But, lest you think I live in an aviary, I've actually tempered my addiction by buying bird presents for others.

Davis Squared, a new gift boutique in -- well, do the math -- Davis Square, has a great selection of MeMe Baby onesies that I absolutely adore. I'm not above nagging married friends to have children prematurely, just so I can give them a "Goldfinch Baby Bodysuit":

[How lovely and whimsical.]

And in case you can't get enough:

The twee designs are inspired by birds of the Catskills and drawn and hand silk-screened by Dennis Witnauer (his wife, Jennifer Subrin, runs the company). The couple hopes to "smartly outfit the next generation," according to the MeMe website. At least someone is looking out for hipster babies!

I am more excited than Britney at a Taco Bell on 99 cent gordita day. The first episode of the new season of "Project Runway" arrived in my mailbox today. Season four premieres on Bravo on Nov. 14 at 10 p.m. I'll give you a report later this week after I've had a viewing party.

Let's see, what to do during lunch hour this Thursday? Go to TGI Friday's again, or check out a trunk show. Hmmm. this is a toughie. I suppose the fried mac and cheese and the Oreo cake can wait until next week. Matsu is hosting a trunk show of French designer Lilith on Thursday, Oct. 11, and Friday, Oct. 12. The collection is spring/summer '08 (the clip above is fall/winter '07, but you get the idea). Matsu is at 259 Newbury Street. The spring collection is '60s influenced, with a hint of Imperial British India tossed in for good measure.

I have already confessed my style crush on Zooey Deschanel. As long as I'm making wardrobe wish lists, I have to mention Rachel Bilson. Can I please have all her bags, boots, sunglasses, and -- not to be greedy -- her jeans too?

[Love the scarf. Love the attitude. Love the pup.]

I've always admired her style -- it's effortless sophistication. Rachel's petite physique might have something to do with why she looks gorgeous in all clothing, but hey, she knows how to work it. And since she said sayonara to Adam Brody, we can be friends. (The jealousy was too much to bear before. She was very insensitive to date my future husband.) In fact, she's so tiny, I could carry her around in my bag and she could advise me on minidresses and coats. Bils hasn't done much since the "O.C.," so I'm sure she has free time. Perfect!

[Rachel, what do you think of this chunky sweater? Great. I'll take two!]

If you're like me, you hate the big bulky bags in vogue right now. Sure, they look beautiful in the store. But in reality, you're lugging around a suitcase full of lipsticks and whatnot.. It's too much!

Today, Coach introduced two new lines.

The Bleecker collection is comprised of burnished leather with a vintage quality.

The Thompson line, named after a street in the West Village, is supposed to suggest an urban chic vibe with an artisan sensibility. Whatever. Here it is:

This Sunday, you can catch the show at the Boston Park Plaza Hotel at 5 p.m.

I grew up attending this event in California. It was always a scene. Unlike the shows in New York, this travelling fashion show allows its models to have personality and sass. There's humor and a great announcer with a fabulous voice describing the designs for the audience. Sometimes the clothing totally missed the mark (check out the blue and green number below). But it was always a good time.

I can't believe it's been 50 years since the show hit the road.

Tickets are available at Cramer's Hair Studio, Hip Zepi USA and a Twist of Passion Hair Salon.

Need more info? Try: 617-504-3764 or bostonfashionshow.com

Essential question of the day: Can style and sub-zero temperatures really coexist? Sure, you say. There are scads of trendy, well-cut coats in great colors. Obviously, you'll be singing a different tune in mere months when you have a scarf wrapped around your eyes and long johns tucked into your salt-and-sand stained leather boots.

Not to be totally cynical. There is a warm solution to winter woes: Layering! Why not reach for a trendy down vest to keep your core toasty? You can wear a chic sweater and long sleeve tee below it and a stylish winter coat over it. I'm currently crushing on this ruffled Juicy number from Saks:

[Puffer vest with cotton and cashmere back; $298 at Saks Fifth Avenue]

The color is sophisticated, the ruffles are girly -- all in all, it's a very G.I. Jane-meets-Daisy Duke look (Somehow that combo really works for me, haha).

If you want to save some of your money for a Thinsulate snowsuit -- $300 is a little steep for a down vest, after all -- Free People has its own version of the ruffled, vintage-y outerwear:

[Retro nylon vest; $98]

Apart from its cheesy faux fur lining -- why? -- this vest rivals Juicy's version in its cute details and slimming fit.

Winter: Bring it on!

There's a whole lot of crazy going on with Carrie's over-the-top outfit on the set of the upcoming "Sex in the City" movie. I'm worried that the giant flower might pull a "Little Shop of Horrors" and eat SJP's face. Or -- perhaps there's a new twist in the plot where Carrie tries out for a Manhattan-based Ice Capades team. In which case, she's absolutely dressed appropriately for the audition.

However, nothing makes these shoes O.K.:

[Whoa.]

(I fully realize that this outfit is a costume. But it appears Patricia Field is back with a vengeance!)

[The man with a plan. For Old Navy.]

No, really. Designer Todd Oldham is the new creative director for Old Navy. At first, this seemed like a really odd pairing to me, but then I remembered that Todd has already lent his name to a line of dorm furniture (obviously) at Target and to a collection for La-Z-Boy. So he gets around.

Old Navy and Gap have both been suffering in sales -- hopefully this will be a step in the right direction for Gap. Inc. I'm all about style for the masses (Hello! My entire closet is stuffed with pieces from Target's Go! designers.) but I'll need to see some proof before I fully endorse this discount duo. O.K. Oldham, your first order of business: Please purge all fleece from the Old Navy collection. Yuck.

[Sing it with me: "Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy performance fleece..." Make it stop.]

I have long hated Crocs, those ugly plastic shoes designed for the garden but suddenly seen in school yards everywhere -- even on boys!

Alas, my seven-year-old daughter has been begging for a pair for years. With the approach of fall, I thought the issue was behind us for now.

Then my daughter's godmother came to town to visit last night. Anxious to spoil, she insisted on taking the child to the mall and buying her a pair of HOT PINK CROCS.

She bought my three-year-old son a pair of blue and green ones, with Mickey Mouse cut-outs.

What could I do but smile? Especially when my friend and her husband own Crocs themselves?

Can you believe the bill came to $60?

As fate would have it, I arrive at work today to find an email from a co-worker advising me about a story of a boy in Virginia who had his toe nail ripped off on an escalator. He was wearing.. wait for it.. Crocs.

My daughter has already pushed to wear her Crocs to school tomorrow. And I don't like to live in fear.

But pink plastic shoes are just wrong.

There was a rather interesting article profiling Rachel Zoe in Sunday's New York Times Magazine. Though Lynn Hirschberg provided juicy -- and/or troubling -- insight into Zoe's life and how the starved stylist single-handedly conducts celebrity and tabloid fashion, the most controversial lines came from Miss Thang herself:

"Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say that I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week."

I wonder what the Vogue editrix thought of that little quote. Unfortunately, Zoe's ability to churn out teeny-weeny, bug-eyed, bejeweled starlets in her image (Hello, Nicole Richie! We're talking about you, Lohan!) does affect the celebrity fashion landscape and probably influences tweens to lose weight and spend gobs of money on designer jeans. But no one messes with Anna Wintour. No one.

[Zoe vs. Wintour: Coming soon to a fashion show near you. Bangs will fly.]

Whenever my fashionista friend Jen -- she's every bit as polished as Posh -- mentions a piece of clothing she likes, I pay attention. So, when she said she'd found the perfect fall jeans at Urban Outfitters, I couldn't wait to click on the link.

Until these forever tarnished my screen:

[Don't worry, Stylephilers, she was absolutely kidding!]

Yes, for $68, you too can dress like the Leopard Empress of Stretchland. Ick. I had a pair of actual stirrup pants in this pattern (in purple) when I was five. I mean, it looks like Lisa Frank -- of Trapper Keeper and school supply fame -- designed this ill-fitting mess.

This fall, you can wear a variety of denim styles -- wide leg, high waist, skinny leg, even gray and chocolate brown hues -- and still be very much in fashion. Leave the suction-tight "Welcome to the Jungle" leggings to David Lee Roth. Please and thank you.

I went to a press walk-through yesterday of the new Neiman Marcus in Natick.

The store opens Saturday to the public. It is a sight to see.

The architect is Elkus Manfredi Architects. The idea of this wave-like stainless steel exterior is to create an illusion of fabric in motion.

The interior, designed by burdifilek, is equally modern and appealing. Everything is white and well-lit. This department store is airy. No crowded aisles here.

The men's department has a room with a flat-screen TV. Yesterday, a salesmen had his head buried in the instruction book, attempting to program the remote. The game will surely be on by Saturday.

Upstairs, the women's department is young looking, featuring designers like Stella McCartney. But there are also in-store designer shops (Akris, Chanel, Armani) which all reflect the style of that design house.

The women's handbag section, which includes Gucci and Prada, appears larger than the shoe department. Perhaps they realize they can't compete with their next door neighbor's humongo shoe department (Nordstrom).

My conclusion: it's worth the drive. But bring that checkbook.

I finally made it out to the Natick Collection today. It was worth the drive.

I took one step into Nordstrom and discovered a pair of Prada shoes for KIDS! How cool is that?
They had Michael Kors and Kenneth Cole, all for kids. Talk about putting Stride Rite to shame.

The women's designer collection was equally enchanting. I grew up in California and have never been a big Nordstrom fan. Today I changed my mind. Even the stuffy old St. John selection was stunning. And the Yves Saint Laurent collection was to die for (even if the dresses were over $1,000 a pop).

The shoe department, of course, was insanely large. (Nordstrom began as a shoe store).
They have every designer and non-designer you can think of. The sales staff is so big, there's a guy running around with a microphone announcing when a woman is waiting for service. Take that Saks Fifth Avenue.

When you finally step out of Nordstrom, the rest of the new wing of the mall is equally fun. There's Stil, Juicy Couture and the Apple Store. Neiman Marcus opens this week. The entrance has red lights all over it and is sort of glowing in anticipation.

The ceiling is all glass and there are strips of artwork hanging from it. Very relaxing. Even the carpeting is plush.

It's striking when you finally reach the old mall section. It's sort of a non event. There's Lord & Taylor and the Gap and yada yada. Of course, these stores are affordable. Just not exciting.

Happy shopping. It's worth the drive.

Tsk, tsk Lily Allen! Were all the mirrors in your flat temporarily clouded over? How could you attend GQ's "Men of the Year" awards at the Royal Opera House in London earlier this week with your belly button and panty lines (and thigh outlines, ew) clearly on display?

[I see London, I see France...]

Don't get me wrong. I like the spicy orange hue and even the cut of this flowing dress -- but if you're going to go sheer, you have to be smart. Get a slip! If you're not thrilled about lacy, frumpy slips-of-yore, there are several comfortable and sleek variations on the sometimes necessary underthing. Lily, might I suggest American Apparel's sheer jersey chemise in cream? At only $22, it's a solid solution to your see-thru woes.

"Project Runway" stars Tim Gunn and Nina Garcia both offer new guides to style this week-- Garcia with her book, "The Little Black Book of Style," and Gunn with his new Bravo series, "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style." But in a diplomatic manner not often seen in the realm of reality television, neither claims to be the ultimate fashion svengali.

"I would never call myself a style guru. Never," says Gunn. "So the title goes to Nina. I would call myself a fashion spokesperson, a fashion educator, but not a style guru."

And Garcia, fashion director of Elle magazine, isn't about to battle Gunn for the title.

"I could never get into a fashion fight with him," she says. "I love Tim too much. We're offering two different perspectives on style. I think you need both."

We spoke to both fashion experts about their new projects, their advice for busy women, and, of course, the long-awaited fourth season of "Project Runway."

TIM GUNN

Indeed.
I'm standing at an airport right now in Houston, watching it go by me.

Is it a steady parade of track suits?
You know, things have eroded so much that at this point, I'd be grateful for a track suit. I'm seeing lots of gray fleece, including sweatpant cut-offs, more versions of flip-flops than I ever knew existed, bare midriffs, and tummy rolls, I'm seeing it all. I don't know what's wrong with people. In a way I'm in a state of complete apoplexy. It's quite clear that comfort rules.

What inspired you to write the book ["A Guide to Quality, Taste, & Style] and start the TV show? Was it being appalled by what you were seeing in airports around the country?
I started the book at the request of [publishing house] Abrams. The editors contacted me and said, "We love 'Project Runway,' we'd love you to do a book." I have to tell you from the time of my appointment to the chair of Fashion Design at Parsons, I really thought "I'm in one of those publish or perish positions." I never would have done it without some prodding from Abrams.

Were you approached to do the TV show after the book came out?
It's a very funny story. [Bravo president] Lauren Zalaznick asked me to breakfast. She said that the dimensions of Tim Gunn that are seen on "Project Runway" are fairly limited, and I agreed with her. I'm thinking she'll say "We want to show more of you." And instead she said "That's as much as the viewers are going to see of you on 'Project Runway'." I looked at her and asked if I did something bad. She said that she wanted to give me my own show. I was simultaneously flattered, exhilarated, and mystified.

There seemed to be a lot of drama earlier this year surrounding talk of whether you would or wouldn't be returning to "Project Runway." What was going on?
I'll tell you exactly what was going on. I'm nothing if not honest and transparent. A journalist asked "Do you have a contract for season four?" I said no, and then added that I had every confidence that I would have one. And that part wasn't published. It doesn't make as good a story. I told them that the producers would have to beat me away with a stick. I would be there contract or no contract.

Have you finished filming season four yet?
We're about halfway though.

It feels like it's been forever since season three ended.
It's worth the wait. It's the most incredible group of designers we've had. I'm crazy about them. And it made me sick to lose any of them. I have to tell you, any one of them could have made it to the end. They're that talented.

How excited am I for the return of Nike's vintage running shoes? I'm usually a diehard Puma loyalist come autumn weekends, but the classic Nikes just might outpace Pumas this season in my wardrobe. While I do think it's weird that the "new" Waffle Racers and Nylon Cortez runners are supposed to come out of the box looking worn ("It's vintage. Minus the 'wait thirty years' part,'" Nike's site brags), I find the 70s color palette fabulous. (Hello, orange and blue together!)

[I remember my dad wearing these exact shoes.]

[I'll be stylin' at the apple orchard next weekend...]

You can grab these kitschy kicks locally at the Tannery in Harvard Square or downtown at Niketown.

I wrote a column about Washington Square's new-ish -- and only -- boutique Velvet Ribbon in the Globe's Sunday Magazine. Not only is owner Nicole Pham an absolute sweetheart, but her chic and surprisingly spacious store is chock full of favorite designers: Robert Rodriquez, Joie, Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent, etc.

Plus, Pham has a great selection of this season's new denim styles -- wide legs and high waists, oh my. I used to live in Washington Square, so naturally, I'm pretty bitter that this stylish shop opened after I relocated to Somerville. But, on the other hand, think of all the money I'm saving by not stopping into Velvet Ribbon every time I get off the T.

OK, 'Philers, it's our first official contest. In honor of the 10th anniversary of the death of Princess Diana, we're giving away two copies of the book "Diana Style." Want one? Just answer this question:

Who is the famed fashion photographer who took the 1997 Vanity Fair photos of Diana?

The first two fashionistas to e-mail me (at muther@globe.com) with the correct reponse will get a copy of the book. Easy, yes? Well, get to it. I'll notify the lucky winners on Tuesday.

I nearly forgot to tell you, my favorite T-shirt site on the planet, Threadless, is having its big $10 T-shirt sale through Sept. 3. Quantities are dwindling quickly (oh yes, I've already placed my order). Again, you have until Sept. 3 to get the deals.

I've been doing an admirable job of weaning myself off of chain stores. I've got nothing against them, but sometimes it's too easy to drop into the Banana to pick up a sweater rather than scouting out local stores for something unique. And because we're all lazy, I know your closet is bulging with Banana.

That said, I'm a total fiend for the Canadian chain Club Monaco. Yes, it's a chain, but their clothes are more forward-looking than others, and chic. A second Club Monaco is opening today at the Cambridgeside Galleria -- and I have my fingers crossed that the men's section there is larger than the men's section at the Prudential Monaco. Pretty please?

OK! magazine is selling the Versace dress that Britney Spears wore during a melt-down photo shoot. Brit suddenly had a hankering for fried chicken -- and really, who doesn't get such hankerings while posing in Versace -- and decided to wipe her greasy fingers on the $21,000 dress.

The magazine is now selling the dress on eBay. It's currently at $1,550. A total steal. A dab of Tide stain removal stick, a quick spritz of Febreze, and you're ready for action.

I'm over the whole celebrities-turned-designers trend. If I see another B-list or barely A-list star -- I'm talking to you Alyssa Milano and Paris Hilton -- churning out tacky t-shirts and dresses, I might just scream.

That said, I'm intrigued by the Miller sisters' (Sienna and lesser-known Savannah) new line, Twenty8Twelve, which includes plenty of blousy shirts and coats, leggings, and the like. You could see Sienna wearing most of the pieces and that's the point: she's a genuine tastemaker and her sister is a genuine designer (with stints at Alexander McQueen and Anya Hindmarch under her sleek leather belt). Here are a few of my fave looks so far:

[And all that jazz...]

[Oooo, jewel tones]

The line's website claims the collection will be available at Neiman Marcus in Natick (apparently the new fashion kingdom of New England), though I didn't see any pieces on neimanmarcus.com yet.

In related news: Fashion chameleon Chloe Sevigny will launch her own line at NY Fashion Week. So. very. excited. Even her fashion misses are daring and eclectic enough not to land her on my fugly list. Wonder whether her collection will include any prairie chic ensembles?

Fall fashion season is officially here and I'm honestly excited.

I love sweaters and boy, is there a selection this time around. Gone are the tired twinsets. In their place are lovely long, popcorn-knit numbers. The sweaters hang past the hips, which is good news for most women.

I haven't owned a sweater dress for years and I look forward to picking out a few. So far, Lord & Taylor has some good candidates.

The idea of some wide-legs pants is also cool. Nothing like a good pair of tweed wide-leg slacks.

I was sitting in Johnny Rockets the other day and I saw a photo on the wall of a post-World War II woman dressed in a white dress and white lace-up Oxfords. I cracked up. I told the waitress those very 1940s shoes are all the rage this fall. I don't think she believed me. Regardless, I plan on getting a pair.

I like the metallic shine trend in fabrics. It can be quite striking. I'm a little skeptical of the patent leather trend. That can get old quickly and then you're stuck with these little girl shoes and handbags.

Color. As my story warned today, be careful with color. A splash of cobalt blue is fabulous. But don't do a head-to-toe arrangement. Enough is enough.

Tonight Maria Sharapova will distract her opponent defend her 2006 U.S. Open title in this fierce flared dress:

The siren-red shift, by Nike, features 600 Swarovski crystals and no-sew seams (apparently the seams were bonded with heat and silicone) and was inspired by the New York skyline, according to the tennis ace. Since when did tennis get so... stylized? It looks as if Miss Sharapova might sashay off center court and grab cocktails after her match tonight.

Well, I guess her costume could be weirder. I'm sorry Serena, but denim chafes!

I might be a little late on the Nieves Lavi love train, but I'm now fully aboard. Key reason: I recently heard that silk jersey is the most packable, wrinkle-free material. Most of Nieves Lavi's collection of cute dresses and tunics are made of this miracle material -- the dresses even come with matching silk jersey packing bags to toss in your suitcase. Ooh-la-la and you're off to France!

Plus, the Nieves Lavi's fall collection injects some welcome color (mostly jewel tones) and bright patterns into this season's all-gray-all-the-time palette.

[isadora print]

Love the gold paisley print. The prices are a bit steep -- $350 and up -- but think about the time you'll save not having to iron all your clothes on your next vacation or business trip! Snag Nieves Lavi online at shopbop.com or at Neiman Marcus or Saks.

I have an interview with Thom Browne in the Style section of today's Globe about his much-anticipated collaboration with Brooks Brothers, but there was only room for about half of his responses. Fortunately, there's plenty of room on the interweb to post the full interview.

For those who have somehow missed news of the collaboration, Browne has created a line of clothes for men and women based around his well-known style of wool and tweed, European-fit suits. To read the full interview, click below.

Suddenly, the sleepy summer, which was never all that sleepy, seems to be over. I'm overwhelmed with cool September happenings. The latest is that Neiman Marcus is turning 100. Yes, the new (and very chic looking) Neiman's opens next month at the Natick Collection. But the birthday celebration appears to be happening at the Neiman's in Copley. Here's a list of birthday events. All of these are free and open to everyone, but at least put on a nice pair of shoes when you show up for the free cookies. I'm very excited to get my hands on the cookie recipe.

MONDAY, September 10th:
Cookie Day
Everyone who enters the store on September 10th will receive a NM chocolate chip cookie and NM recipe

Neiman Marcus Day/Lunch with the Mayor on September 10th
Mayor Menino will be in store at noon on Monday, September 10th officially proclaiming it Neiman Marcus Day.

WEDNESDAY, September 13th:
Prada Ladies shoes Trunk Show

THURSDAY, September 14th:
ETRO Men's Trunk Show
Cocktails with Kelly in Men's 6-8pm

Beauty Week Cocktail Party 6-8pm
Cocktails and makeovers, gift with purchase

FRIDAY, September 15th:
Pop Up and PopOvers
Come in from 12-2 and for pop-overs and coffee, With the New 100th Anniversary Coffee Table Pop-Up book

SATURDAY, September 16th:
Loro Piana men's trunk show

I have an old soul -- or at least that's how I like to describe my obsession with anything from the late 60s-early 70s. I dig flowing dresses, Joe Cocker, Neil Young, and especially paisley. Yum, paisley. But don't fear: I'm not going to pack my possessions into an orange VW bus and head west to a commune anytime soon -- obviously, I'd miss designer jeans, chai lattes, and pedicures waaay too much.

Instead I'm interjecting a little vintage into my today style with Rotter and Friends' witty, arty band tees. Jess Rotter and Alison Zero – friends and coworkers at music PR company Girlie Action – started the hand drawn, highly nostalgic line out of a mutual hatred for modern band shirts emblazoned with antlers and skulls.

Love 'em:

["The Wolfking of L.A." shirt]

["Thanks, Neil" shirt]

["Qu est Bobbie Gentry?" shirt]

I love these shirts as much for their hip, underground references to classic bands (the "Thanks Neil" shirt features a Rotter-ized version of Young's "On the Beach" album cover; and the "Qu est Bobbie Gentry?" shirt is a nod to the mysterious subject of Gentry's single, "Ode to Billie Joe") as for their totally unique designs.

How retro!

Yes, Stylephilers, I know the summer is waning. The days are getting shorter, the sun getting weaker, etc. But, personally, I'm going to make the most out of August by wearing my whole new wardrobe from Urban Outfitters, purchased over the weekend ;) The bargain basement in Harvard Square is literally a treasure trove of adorable mini-dresses and t-shirt shifts at the moment -- in teals, purples, yellows, and great prints.

One of my favorite steals:

[The Hollywood Dress by Lux in lilac]

Very Natalie Portman, circa 2005 Oscars -- minus the whole Lanvin-sheer-gold part. Okay, so I just really like the shape and the color and the way the viscose drapes. Oh and the $29.99 price tag.

Hurry and you too could scoop up some deals to make what's left of summer absolutely stylish.

I'm normally Teflon when it comes to jewelry. I have no interest whatsoever. But yesterday while walking through the New York International Gift Show, I spotted jewelry that absolutely stopped me in my tracks. Laura Baxter's handmade work is so lovely that I'm going to legally change my name to Tequila Mockingbird and become a drag queen simply so I can have an excuse to wear lady's jewelry.

Fortunately she also makes wall hangings and bowls, so I suppose I can forgo the drag route, for now. Her work sells at Motto in Cambridge, Essentia in Chestnut Hill, and the Museum of Fine Art.

I have a drawer full of t-shirts, some ironic, some cute, some leftover from races I've run (when they only had XXL shirts left). So, no, I don't technically *need* a new t-shirt.

But when I popped into Sherman Cafe in Somerville's Union Square -- my neighborhood -- the other day, I had to have this shirt:

This little beauty pays tribute to the 'Ville's culinary history -- because as everyone knows, Archibald Query invented gelatinous, sugary Fluff right in Union Square in 1917. (You knew that, right?)

I'm not going to lie, though. I sometimes wish I lived in East Cambridge -- because then I could wear this infamous tee:

Yep, Mayflower Poultry in Inman Square -- which opened in 1932 -- sells these tongue-in-cheek shirts in a variety of colors and styles: tank tops, vests, baseball jerseys. And if I ever decide I have too many t-shirts (never!), I can go for the "Live Poultry, Fresh Killed" thong.

I'm totally planning my next vaction in Thailand. There is an amusing story on Yahoo about bad cops in Thailand who are forced to wear Hello Kitty armbands as punishment for misdeeds. I can finally check off "Get arrested by Hello Kitty" from my list of life goals with one quick trip to Thailand.

Esquire names Tom Brady as the best-dressed man in the world in its September issue. In the world? Sure Tom's a good looking guy with a few nice suits. We ranked him as the third most stylish Bostonian in our Style section last fall. How can he suddenly be the best-dressed man in the world? I don't mean to insult Tom's sense of style, but do you think this honor has anything to do with his dimpled chin or super model girlfriend? Only that goat knows for certain.

Well Stylephilers, my opinion of the Gap may soon be shifting. The retailer, purveyor of all things turtleneck, corduroy, and pleated, has again snagged my favorite shutterbug, Annie Leibovitz, to shoot their fall ad campaign: "Classics Redefined."

A taste:

There's Selma Blair with her bedroom eyes. John Mayer with his mussed-just-right hair. Forest Whitaker with his winning smile. (The alliteration could go on and on. Seriously. Don't tempt me.) Sarah Silverman looks a little scary with her vacant eyes and awkward pose. Discuss.

You can see the whole ad campaign here -- I'm a little obsessed with these portraits.

The clothes? I do like the sweater dress and wide-leg trousers, but the rest of the collection is, well, pretty basic and yawn-inducing. However, I may just be swayed by Liev Schreiber's intense gaze to pick up a few pieces for the boyfriend...

A show of hands from those thinking of visiting the beach this weekend? Thank you. A show of hands from those brave enough to wear one of these monokinis to the beach this weekend?

That's what I thought.

This is the monokini from Rosa Cha, perhaps the sexiest one-piece I've ever seen. These little numbers sell for between $350 and $400. And if you're looking for more information about purchasing one to wear to Revere Beach this weekend, check here.

Vanity Fair's September issue contains its annual best-dressed list. There's no sign of the Olsen twins, but I'm quite happy that my favorite chanteuse, Charlotte Gainsboug, made the list. If you haven't bought her allbum "5:55," you're missing out on some fine, fashionable, French pop. Here are Vanity Fair's most stylish

Women

Charlotte Gainsbourg
Princess Alexandra of Greece
Marjorie Gubelmann
Princess Mafalda of Hesse
Fran Lebowitz
Michelle Obama
Bee Shaffer
Tilda Swinton
Ivanka Trump
Renée Zellweger

Men

Tiki Barber
Jonathan Becker
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Lapo Elkann
Richard E. Grant
Lenny Kravitz
Luis and Rafael Medina
Hidetoshi Nakata
Nicolas Sarkozy
Gay Talese

Couples

David and Victoria Beckham
The Earl and Countess of Cawdor
Damon Dash and Rachel Roy
Frédéric Fekkai and Shirin von Wulffen
Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
David Lauren and Lauren Bush
Viscount and Viscountess Linley
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Ruben and Isabel Toledo

Hall of Fame
Alba Clemente
George Clooney
Marina Rust Connor
Anderson Cooper
Sofia Coppola
Jemima Khan
Anna Piaggi

Claire Danes is looking incredibly glamorous at the opening of "Stardust" yesterday in Hollywood. The movie looks terrible, but she looks fab. This backless dress is quite sexy.

And speaking of sexy, can we take a moment to soak in the amazing perfection of Michelle Pfeiffer? I thought she reached her peak as Catwoman, but I saw her in "Hairspray" over the weekend, and it's like she's invented a time machine that has taken her face back to 1994. Incredible. She's working a perfect little Valentino dress at the "Stardust" opening.

Apologies for the lousy scan, but here's the new face of Marc Jacobs. REM lead singer Michael Stipe appears in ads for Jacobs's fall line. Funny, I think I wore those same blue trousers back in the days when I worked at Fotomat. Below is the ad with text (in an even lousier scan). Iggy Pop for John Varvatos, Michael Stipe for Marc Jacobs... when will we have Tom Jones for Calvin Klein?

I'm not one for being nitpicky about celebrity fashion (on public blogs, that is), but I'm finding it irksome that Cambridge eye candy Ben Affleck showed up to the premiere of his BFF's movie last night looking like he just finished a shift at Citibank. Here he is, sans tie, at the premiere of 'The Bourne Ultimatum' in Hollywood. Some suits are better without ties. This is not one of those suits.

Yes, that's right. This 19-year-old Barbadian beauty-slash-R&B singer would like to make sure you stay dry next time you go out in a storm. That's why Rihanna has partnered with Totes to launch her own line of umbrellas (ella, ella -- sorry, couldn't resist), capitalizing on the name of her recent hit song, "Umbrella."

Based on the picture above -- edgy bangs, triangle earrings, for crying out loud! -- you'd expect funky and fierce protective raingear from Miss Thang, right?

Wrong. Her umbrella line is totally boring. All the umbrellas come in solid colors, some with "Rihanna" stenciled on the side. Sure, her tunes are catchy -- but Rihanna probably shouldn't follow in the footsteps of fellow musicians-cum-clothing designers (Gwen Stefani, Jessica Simpson, et al.)

I'm actually a sucker for a cute umbrella -- and I usually love Urban Outfitters' irreverent selection. I don't want to jinx the weekend with rain, but I'm craving this grandma-chic, flowered UO umbrella. Enjoy:

Brown University and Rhode Island School of Design have created a partnership where students can cross-register for classes and earn both a Bachelor of Arts from Brown and a Bachelor of Fine Arts from RISD in five years.

The program will launch in 2008-2009. As part of the program, students will be expected to study a semester or a year abroad.

What great preparation for future designers.

I recently wrote a story about the Shoe Club. Based on the reaction to the piece, I know there are plenty of ladies out there (and a few fancy lads) who are crazy about shoes.

The Bata Shoe Museum in Toronto is showing part of its collection at the Boston Center for the Arts Calderwood Pavilion through July 28. You can see everything from Marilyn Monroe's red silk boudoir slippers (above) to kooky 19th century clogs that were worn in France to crush chestnuts. There's really no excuse not to check this out because it's free. Canadians are so generous, eh? (sorry) After viewing the shoes, I recommend a Lemon Drop Martini at 28 Degrees. The mojito at the Beehive is also pretty tasty, but good luck getting a table.

Since I'm feeling like a blogging machine this afternoon, I need to share the most amazing You Tube clip, ever! (said without the slightest hint of hyperbole). This is professional hoofer Gwen Verdon working one very hot polyester pantsuit on the Ed Sullivan show. Talk about style. I'd like to see the pantsuit make a comeback for fall -- any volunteers?

I'm posting two versions of the clip. The original, in which Gwen kicks it to the tune of "Mexican Breakfast," and mash up, where she and her sassy dancers go hip-hop to "Walk it Out."

Here's the original:

and "Walk it Out":

Harper's Bazaar worked the Simpsons into a fall fashion spread by illustrating the family with fashion designers and supermodel Linda Evangelista. So smart. Chanel and Viktor & Rolf are particularly brilliant.

And while we're on the subject of bags, I'm pleasantly surprised by the bird-themed numbers at aerie. Yes aerie, the lounging and lingerie sub-brand by American Eagle Outfitters. High style, n'est-ce pas?

(If you must know, I stumbled into this old high school haunt at CambridgeSide Galleria looking for a beach tote last week. I didn't buy any preppy-yet-sparkly halter tops or madras hot pants, I swear!)

But, honestly, how great is this bag:

Red and just twee enough. I could see my favorite store Magpie in Davis Square carrying something like this.

Starting tomorrow, you -- like Jessica "Buff" Biel -- can buy this popular, cheeky reusable caryall at select Whole Foods markets in New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut. (Though I'm sure that Jessica got hers on special pre-order; contrary to what US Magazine may think, celebrities are not like us.)

The bags cost about $15 each -- compared to the between $500-$1,500 you'll shell out for a regular Anya bag -- and were previously only available in the UK. These totes have gained an almost cult-like following -- especially since British darlings Keira Knightly and Lily Cole have taken a liking to them.

Now I'm sure that some people are only buying these trendy bags for the name, but I admire the small, stylish seeds of change. As long as people realize that being green takes more than a trendy tote...

Personally, I'll stick to my reusable, uber-trendy Trader Joe's sacks:

Check me out.

As I was flipping through J.Crew's July catalogue -- in all its glossy, preppy glory -- I noticed this "new" style of denim:

Now, I do like most of J.Crew's summer collection, especially their rainbow of simple tank-tops and cute swimsuits (I also love the orange jacket on this model!), but carpenter jeans?? Their stylists missed the mark with this one. Carpenter jeans -- remember unisex Carhartts? -- were cool to wear with flannel shirts when I was in sixth grade. They just aren't flattering, and certainly don't conform to curves.

Perhaps this lithe model is truly an artist, about to place a hammer in her handy jean loop and re-seat the chairs in the photo -- but I doubt it. Listen up, J.Crew buyers: Move away from workwear and stick to sailing, schmoozing, and polo matches. Cheers!

Hi, K.T. Tunstall. Olivia Newton-John called. She wants her gold lame leggings back. It's time to get physical.

[Photo by Mat Szwajkos/Getty Images]

Granted K.T. was rocking out this weekend for a good cause -- Live Earth New York -- but she was proclaiming her message a little too loudly, don't you think?

There was a time (well, earlier this year) when I unilaterally hated leggings of all color, stripe, and style. I bemoaned the inevitable -- or so I thought -- return of scrunchies, big hair, t-shirt ties, and other '80s fashion sins. But then, something wonderful happened. Paired with blousy tunics and stylish long t-shirts, leggings actually look sophisticated and chic.

I have yet to buy my first pair, but you can bet that they won't look like K.T.'s glam-rock tights. I also won't be purchasing the "Vegas" leggings by American Apparel for obvious reasons.

On St. Patrick's Day I went to a fashion show at Felt (there are so many things wrong with that sentence), and it was quite an adventure. There's another one coming up next Friday night, July 13, and I find it interesting that no designers are mentioned on the flyer. It's bands, models, and ... funk? I'm all for funk, but I like a little fashion at my fashion shows too.

OK, I'm not complaining. After all, it's free, and I'm all for folks who take it upon themselves to promote fashion (and funk).

Apparently, the buyers at Zara know my deepest, darkest soap opera fantasy: to marry a European prince or mogul and spend my days frolicking on Italian and Greek beaches in casual, yet painfully chic attire.

And Zara's clothes are pretty cute back in the real world too.

I probably clocked a good three to four hours trolling the aisles of this fast-fashion retail giant while in Rome and Florence last week. Thankfully -- for my credit card's sake -- I only bought some fun, perforated patent leather flats and seriously hemmed and hawed over a flirty, lavender jersey knit mini-dress (didn't buy it after all).

Move over H&M: I can't wait for fabulous Zara to open at the Natick Collection this year and on Newbury Street next year. And -- be still my bargain-loving heart -- the Spanish retailer recently announced plans to move into the former Filene's space in Downtown Crossing.

Prince of Liechtenstein, my bags are packed!

Whoa. Scarlett Johansson is pulling a total Angela-Chase-chaneling-G.I. Jane in this not-so-hot ensemble:

Yes, Stylephilers, I know it's summer -- hence more relaxed style standards -- but there is simply no excuse for the mismatched shades of green and bunchy pleated shorts. The (hopefully) fake tattoo and bull nose ring are the icing on this travesty. And is that a pager clipped to her braided belt?

At least she's rocking some chic Ray-Ban shades. Now, I love me some Jordan Catalano, but I'm at a loss with Scar-Jo's most recent look.

Image source

The School of Fashion Design on Newbury Street is screening a series of short fashion films on Wednesday nights throughout the summer in front of the school. It's like going to the drive-in for fashion films -- minus the gratuitous car sex. This Wednesday, June 27. you can see a short film featuring the fashions of South End designer (and occasional drag queen) Daniel Faucher. On July 18, check out the designs of Fiandaca (as seen in the photo above). Other designers participating in the films are Denise Hajjar (July 25), Myre Designs (Aug. 1) and OKW (Aug. 8).

The films have all been made locally by Guerilla Fashion, and start at approximately 8:30.

It's fashion week in Milan, and Calvin Klein is calling occupants of interplanetary craft with his spring/summer 2008 line. I applaud fashion bravery, but salmon-colored suits? Powder blue jump suits? Bike shorts and sweaters? I'm sorry Calvin, but I can't get behind your deep love of 1986.

I don't think caipirinhas technically qualify as a "style" subject, but stay with me here, kids. The patio at Pops in the South End opened today, and they're serving up $5 caipirinhas. Is there any better excuse for slipping into a little sumpthin' sumpthin' summery and having a perfect cocktail on a perfect day? I think not.

Two weeks ago, I spent a very long day on the roof of the Colonnade Hotel working on the fashion spread that appears in today's Style & Arts section. My friends enjoying ribbing me about my job (putting hotties in swimsuits), but what they don't realize is that styling a photo shoot involves finding a location, researching and picking up all the clothes for the shoot, finding hair and make-up people, and then making sure everyone is there at the appointed hour.

Aside from some issues with swimsuits revealing too much, everything went surprisingly smooth. In between dressing models and holding lights for the photographer, I took a few behind the scenes pics of the action.

I was sifting through the photos from Sao Paulo Fashion Week today, when I noticed some models with, er, interesting make-up:

Just when I thought lifeguard chic had gone out of style! The models showing Carlota Joakina's 2008 spring/summer collection yesterday all rocked neon blue, pink, and orange zinc oxide-esque lipstick. And the clothes? Joakina rips a page from the American Apparel catalogue with her roomy, no-fuss designs in vivid, comfy-looking fabrics. Think non-structured jumpers layered over tank tops and stretchy leggings.

It's not exactly beach weather today, but I'm daydreaming about warm, sunny surf, and naturally my mind drifts toward accessories. Beach towels are creeping up near $500 this summer. You can still pick up a SpongeBob towel for $10 at Target, but this Hermes towel is (hold onto your trunks) $470. Who am I kidding, I'd still like to get my paws on it.

If you're looking for a bargain, this Pucci towel can be had for $285 at Barneys New York. But I'm sorry, it's just not as much fun as the Hermes elephant.

I'm just starting to think about Father's Day gifts (I know, I'm a terrible son), and this came across my desk.
I figure that my father likes T-shirts, and he defintely likes the Colonel's secret blend of seven herbs and spices. It's the perfect gift, no? The shirts are $15, with a portion of the proceeds going to charity.

I spent virtually my entire workday yesterday shopping at Neimans and Saks Fifth Avenue. Boy, was that exhausting!

I was pulling clothes to use in an upcoming photo shoot. What a joy it is to shop with no regard for price.

When you spend hours in a department store, though, the shoppers become much more interesting than the clothes.

One woman at Neimans was thrilled to find a pair of fall black patent leather designer flats on sale for $300. She called her mother over to show her.

"These are probably from last season," she said. Still, she couldn't resist a bargain. Cha ching!

Later I saw models wandering around with champagne. Of course, I had to find the party. It was a Chanel trunk show. A chance to see the latest Paris-Monte Carlo collection.

Neimans is hoping to ring up thousands in sales over two days, not a big deal when you consider: one of the jackets is $10,000!

That doesn't include a skirt or pants. Throw it on with jeans I guess.

Here's a slideshow of the collection. The jacket for 10 grand is No. 5...

It's official: T-shirt dresses are my new summer staples. Looking fashionable has never been so breezy -- slap on a flirty t-shirt dress with bangles and bright flats and you're good to go. Marc Jacobs has been pushing the short-sleeve dress look for a few years on the runway; and now these yummy dresses are accessible to the mainstream. Longer varieties can be worn to work with sophisticated accessories, or over pants, while their shorter siblings should stick to the street or beach.

I like this option from Michael Stars -- though I wish there were more colors to choose from (currently, the "Lily" dress comes in black, mossy green, and pink):

The empire waist, tiny buttons, and slouchy front pockets are nice touches.

And if I actually want to stretch my paycheck a bit farther (I do need some new sandals, after all), I'll opt for this number at American Apparel ($30, yo!):

Oh, fickle fashion gods, don't let this good thing end!

Note: A ginormous t-shirt is not the same thing as a t-shirt dress (horrible. '80s. flashback.). Make sure that your dress fits in the shoulders and has some room through the hips -- it should look subtly feminine, not shapeless.

Colin Farrell is the latest star to don the celeb headgear du jour: a fedora. Everyone from Kate Moss to Britney Spears, Sienna Miller to Justin Timberlake has been wearing these snappy hats -- and I'm pretty sure Ashlee Simpson hasn't removed hers since October '06.

Hats off (pun intendend) to stars and everyday people who rock the fedora. I think the classic toppers add sophistication, a little gangster and film noir mystery, to any going out ensemble.

If I were to invest in a fedora, I'd stop by ravinstyle.com first. Currently, the online boutique carries fedoras by Cha Cha's House of Ill Repute. You want feathers with that fedora? No problem! How about a black-and-white number with a reclining nude woman silhouetted on the side? Look at you!

One of my fav websites, Fredflare.com, is selling these Holly Golightly sleep masks, exact replicas of the mask that Audrey Hepburn wore in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" for $12.

Perfect for dozing off while listening to your Henry Mancini greatest hits album.

I have a raging style crush on actress Zooey Deschanel. So, naturally, when I found out that she was on the cover of Jane magazine this month (she also stars in the issue's campy beach photo spread, wearing bathing costumes and peering through inner tubes), I knew it would be the perfect opportunity to gush a little.

Whether Zooey -- yes, we are on a first-name basis -- is wearing leggings and a striped jumper, heavy bangs and an intriguing dress, or t-shirt and jeans, the actress always stays true to her quirky fashion sense. She's never boring. No strapless, basic black gowns for this fashionista.

The best part about her fashion sense? It's completely unassuming -- she always looks great, but doesn't make a point to steal the show. How refreshing.

ps. And if I need further proof that Zooey is, in fact, the queen of hipster cool: she plays Cheryl in the recent movie, "Live Free or Die" -- which is, of course, my homestate's rockin' motto.

I've been checking out photos from this week's Barcelona Bridal Week fashion shows, just in case I decide to get married in drag someday. By far my favorite are these dream-like designs from Ruben Perlotti. Maybe I'm just a sucker for the Bjork-like eye make-up, but I think these bridal dresses are gorgeous.

I'm so-so on Ray-Ban Wayfarers. I think they are a bit boxy and overpowering for my face -- but young Hollywood has certainly jumped on the Ray-Bandwagon.

Case in point: Ashley Olsen hearts Wayfarers (Look, she's almost smiling. Almost.)

At any rate, Wayfarer-wearing scenesters like Sienna Miller, Drew Barrymore and Brandon Flowers are in good style company -- hip tastemakers (think Audrey Hepburn, Bob Dylan, Deborah Harry, Z.Z. Top) have been sporting these iconic shades since 1952.

Check out this gallery of Wayfarer devotees, past and present.

Last week I wrote a column in Sidekick about hanging with my favorite Norwegian pop star, Sondre Lerche. What I didn't mention in that story -- primarily because Sidekick readers are not as fashionable as you, Stylephilers -- is that Sondre and I were wearing the same clothing brand.

I am a total junkie for a California-based company called Modern Amusement. Sondre was wearing the Modern Amusement crow logo on his white belt and on his jacket, I had the tell-tale crow on my sweater. We bonded immediately (at least I'd like to think that we did) over our shared love of laid-back style. The clothes are sophisticated, fun, and well-made with incredible attention to details such as unique buttons and cool patterns.
Here's Sondre at the Institute of Contemporary Art in his Modern Amusement belt and jacket...

Uniform in the South End carries Modern Amusement, if you're interested in checking it out in person. And in case you missed it, Kevin Dillon wore Modern Amusement on "Entourage" earlier this month. Man, that crow got some major free advertising on Drama's chest.

Looking for comfy, candy-colored flats to literally put spring (and summer) in your step? Check out these leather cut-out "Celine" ballet flats from Sam Edelman:

The shoes come in a rainbow of right-now colors, including lemon yellow, deep green, ocean blue, and red. They are the perfect anecdote to the "wearing neutrals to the office" rut -- and also look great paired with straight-leg jeans on the weekend.

How do I know all this insider info? I bought the yellow pair two weeks ago and they already have serious mileage on them. (Bonus: These lightweight flats also double as sandals for those of us who haven't ponied up for a proper pre-summer pedi yet. This weekend, I promise!)

I've been salivating over Patrick Robinson's hip line for Target since I saw the bold, brown-and-white medallion print tunic featured in April's InStyle magazine. Sadly, when I received said tunic in the mail (three cheers for online shopping!) and tried it on, I looked more like a chic, shapeless paper bag than a hot Mediterranean boho chick.

As if I would give up that easily. I stormed my local Somerville Target and tried on every piece featuring Robinson's signature medallion print until I found a flattering fit to my liking: a cute bubble skirt.

The rest of the collection is hit-or-miss, with some stylish tanks and dresses mixed in among the unwearable masses, but who's complaining? Designer fashion at too-good-to-be-true prices? Yes, please!

Up next at Target: Libertine, Alice Temperley.

This just in: Hollywood starlets are slowly being swallowed alive by high-waisted pants!

Why, oh why:

Mischa Barton is rocking bona fide mom jeans (minus the tapered legs, but still). I'm pretty sure Miss Thang is a twig -- but this unflattering style gives her a definite bunchy paunch in the front. And what's with the ratty, tucked-in tee? Mischa, fire your stylist, stat. Other celebs who have recently sported high-waisted styles include Gwen Stefani, Jennifer Lopez, and Scarlett Johansson.

I, for one, am not a fan of this recent style epidemic. Viva the low-rise revolution!

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For the five of us not going to out-of-town this weekend, 280 Studios and Birdhead Design are sponsoring a party of beats, fashion, and art in Fort Point Channel Saturday night. Here's the flyer.

I wrote a story about Michael Crigler and Birdhead Design last year for Style & Arts. He makes poltically charged T's that are subtle and arty. The kind of designs that make statements about the environment and war, but aren't shrill about it. He has finally set up an online store for his clothes, so if you're too sunburned to get to the party, you can shop here.

Saks in NYC will devote its entire eighth floor to shoes this summer, carrying 10,000 pairs. The department will be so big, it's getting its own zip code, 10022-shoe. Today's New York Post, natch, has the low down.

My friends at Marc Jacobs just sent me an e-mail letting me know that the store's spring/summer ready-to-wear collection for men and women is 40 percent off. Marc by Marc women's shoes are 40 percent off. Select accessories are also 40 percent off. Given that it's a warm sunny day, I think a saunter down Newbury Street may be in order.

Dear big, chunky, colorful necklaces: I love you. Not only do you have enchanting good looks, you have personality. You captivate rooms and make a statement wherever I go.

Lately, I've been craving pieces by Garnish, a jewelry designer based in Marblehead. All of the unique -- and oh-so-chunky -- baubles are handmade by Kati Enscoe.

A particular favorite: this "hot pink jade teardrop" necklace.

Note the lime jade detail and cute stars at the clasp. And I'm swooning.

Locally, you can grab Garnish at Mint Julep in Cambridge and Brookline, or at the Beauty Mark on Charles St.

No! Those hideous plastic shoes.

She says everyone in her elementary school is raving about how comfortable they are.

Since when do first graders care about comfort?

Absolutely not. Not even to play in the yard.

I will never, ever, pay money for those shoes.

Bring on the next fashion trend please!

I find purchasing baby gifts to be as pleasurable as giving my cat a bath. Cute tends to give me a bit of a rash. There is, however, a company called Wry Baby that makes very cool baby clothes. Not cool as in hipster baby outfits (sorry, Shiloh) but cheeky and fun, which is exactly what a baby should be.

Here are a couple of designs. There's a bunch more at the web site wrybaby.com.