12. Be patient. Time heals all. Make it pass quickly. This is easily accomplished by inventing a time machine and traveling several millenniums into the future.

Remember, if you don't at least try to get over your heartbreak, then you'll be trapped forever in a limbo fantasyland of false hope, and you'll obsessively pine for future reconciliation. And if you're a glutton for punishment like me, that's exactly where you like to be.