From the book "The Rejection Collection: Cartoons You Never Saw, and Never Will See, in The New Yorker"
Boston.com
'Mom, Dad, as you both know, I collect vintage dolls and listen to Cher regularly regularly and without irony. I work as a perfume consultant at Bloomingdale's and am currently working on getting a degree in massage therpay. I own four glitter wigs. I use the word 'fabulous' way too much, and I, of course, love a cabaret. I also have a tattoo on the inside of my left ankle that says 'Ronald Forever,' who happens to be my quote unquote roommate going on five and half years...Oh and I'm currently wearing stilettos. Stop me if you know where I'm going with this...
Rejected 'New Yorker' cartoons
"Mom, Dad, as you both know, I collect vintage dolls and listen to Cher regularly regularly and without irony. I work as a perfume consultant at Bloomingdale's and am currently working on getting a degree in massage therpay. I own four glitter wigs. I use the word 'fabulous' way too much, and I, of course, love a cabaret. I also have a tattoo on the inside of my left ankle that says 'Ronald Forever,' who happens to be my quote unquote roommate going on five and half years...Oh and I'm currently wearing stilettos. Stop me if you know where I'm going with this...
(C. Covert Darbyshire)
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