By Robin Abrahams
The tag on my cup of Yogi Ginger tea reads, "Physical expansion is found in serving each other."
What could this possibly mean? I've heard waitresses complain that after a few years on the job they have to buy bigger shoes, but surely Yogi Tea intends for me to take away a more spiritual message than that, don't they?
I feel so unenlightened.
UPDATE: A friend of mine suggests a more cromulent interpretation: "Serving others embiggens us."