Springfield Police Charge Woman Named Miracle Crimes With Unauthorized Use of a Vehicle

Two Springfield police officers pulled over a woman at 2 a.m. this morning after noticing that she was driving a vehicle that had been reported stolen.

Her name? Miracle Crimes.

Crimes told police that the car had not been stolen, but that her sister had given her the keys.

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She was arrested and charged with operating a moving vehicle without authority. The Springfield Police Facebook remains as lighthearted as ever, noting in the report after one mention of Miracle crimes that, “yes, that’s her real name.”