Please choose one of the following lines to read for your audition

MEN 1. Oh, it's a real tragedy. That little girl used to come in here with her mother. She used to sit up on the bar... She was like our mascot. But it's not a real shocker. Her mother's a drunk.

2. Listen jerk, when you go off on your own and you steal my best employee, that means you can't come back here and use the facilities no more. That's just the way it is.

Okay, I got the money right here, give us the staff. Give us what we paid for... Where's the rest? I gave you the money, now give us what we paid for.

WOMEN

1. I remember you from MRM. I know you don't remember me, you were always real conceited.

2. We paid you, Mr. Miller, now give us what we paid for right now. Mr. Miller, I don't like you walking around my house. Stop!

3. Tommy? He came by last night, asked if he could stay here for a few days. Why are you looking for him? Is he in trouble?

EITHER/OR

1. I have a missing person, and I need you to help me find her. I don't care if you don't think you can help. Just try. I'll pay you.