You think your winters are bad, try mine. Try having a screaming, screeching, white-feathered beast waking you up at the first hint of light, pecking at the cellar door to watch Suite Life on Deck with his two adoring kids, and positioning himself in the corner of the basement beneath your computer to cock-a-doodle-doo as you type.
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