The Ashland Police Department recently jumped on a report of noise in a resident’s backyard.
The caller said someone was banging on barrels and walking on the back deck. Better to be safe than sorry and call the cops.
“After a short pursuit,” police reported, “one is in custody.”
And the perpetrator was ...
Wait for it ...
A frog, of course.
No word on if Kermit was hoppy being caught like a fly or if he’s being charged with with armed froggery. Let’s hope this prince doesn’t croak in the slammer. It’s not being easy being green after all. Sorry, that last one was toadally uncalled for. #GuiltyOfExcessivePunnery