Another pantsuit joke for Clinton

Barack Obama got to deliver the "Top 10 Surprising Facts About Barack Obama" last week on the "Late Show with David Letterman."

So tonight -- in only the latest comedy show appearance by a presidential candidate to show they are with it -- Hillary Clinton gets equal time to give her "Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America:"

10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.
9. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy. American bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7. There’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.
6. TiVo
5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!?"
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.