Still smarting, Kerry supporters find sites for their sore eyes

Page 2 of 2 -- One cyberspoof, found on a site called www.marryanamerican.ca, offers political sanctuary to refugees from Bush-led America. The Canadian site's homepage features pictures of several 20-somethings and announces: "Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals -- already a threatened species -- will be desperate to escape."

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It adds: "You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbors from four more years of cowboy conservatism."

Filmmaker Michael Moore combined seriousness and whimsy in a message posted on his website. Titled: "17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists," it puts forward as reason No. 1 that "It is against the law for George W. Bush to run for president again." No. 9: "Gays, thanks to the ballot measures passed on Tuesday, cannot get married in 11 new states. Thank God. Just think of all those wedding gifts we won't have to buy now." No. 12: "Admit it: We like the Bush twins and don't want them to go away."

One much e-mailed missive features a faux Time magazine cover with a photo of Bush and a headline that proclaims: "We are [expletive]" Another fairly bristles with fury, repeatedly using the same Anglo-Saxonism in its verb form to virulently attack the South, which went solidly for Bush. After reminding Southerners that the Second Amendment, which protects the right to bear arms, was secured by "wig-wearing, lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries" who were "blue-staters," the letter informs Southerners that "We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and . . . Plymouth Rock until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments." Still another, headlined "2004 election recap," embedded words such as "Ohio" and "Nader" in a wall of profanity.

Some jokes, mass-mailed before the election, gained renewed popularity afterward, such as a mock letter to Bush that thanks him for "doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law." After asserting: "When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination . . . ," the letter-writer makes a satirical point by asking Bush for advice on certain other aspects of God's Law. In a deadpan style, the author inquires of the president: "I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?"

In part, these broadsides suggest the Onionization of America, in which thousands of would-be humorists use the Internet to add their contributions to the national dialogue. "Anyone in the country can do something funny, and if it's good, it will get passed around," said Kolb, the Onion editor. "Of course, there's a lot of crap that gets passed around."

Whether the jokes hit or miss, they serve a therapeutic purpose to those whose candidate came up short on Election Day. "It's a communal effort," Prozeller said. "We're trying to pick each other up. So I passed on anything I found funny."

Colton, of VH1, expects the anti-Bush tsunami of jokes and tirades to ebb over time. "It's a venting," he said. "The tone will change. I will be surprised if people are still sending these e-mails around and setting up these sites in six months."

Don Aucoin can be reached at aucoin@globe.com.