This might explain why they don't have baseball in England. The comedy group The Exploding Heads put together a video of some very confused baseball commentary from a Red Sox vs. Yankees game.
Some of the better highlights:
On a fly ball: "Caught by the chap in the pajamas with the glove that makes everything easier, and they all scuttle off for a nap."
On a throw to second: "Not out, says the FBI agent who has the best view of all."
As Ichiro Suzuki steps to the batter's box: "Who have we here? Crikey-oh-blimey it's Joseph Gordon-Levitt! The star of 3rd Rock From The Sun. What is this a pro-am tournament?"