
Hello, I must be going
Whatever his name, he was a master of mendacious excuses. One whopper: "My parents are missing in Afghanistan and I must find them." Another: There had been a death in his family in England and he needed to return to Britain and manage the estate.
His latest excuse: In Suffolk Superior Court, he plans to claim he was temporarily insane when he allegedly kidnapped his daughter.
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