Really? Is this guy ever serious about anything?
Leaving that larger cosmic question aside, former Sox slugger turned Dodger Manny Ramirez is finally ready to cut a deal and sell his 4,500-square-foot penthouse atop one of Boston's top condo towers, his latest broker contends.
This news, if you can call it that, comes after eight years of rather bizarre efforts by Manny and a merry-go-round of local brokers to unload his 37th floor condo palace atop the Residences at the Ritz-Carlton.
John Ford, a top downtown broker, offers a short but amusing chronology of Manny's many sales efforts over the years on The Boston Real Estate Blog.
It is a puzzling pattern that stretches all the way back to 2002 and has seen Manny and his various brokers put his condo and then pull it off the market at least four times at prices ranging from $6.9 million to nearly $9 million.
My assumption was that Manny hasn't sold yet because he simply can't find a buyer willing to play the fool too and shell out nearly $8 million or more for a condo he originally bought for $5.8 million in 2001.
No, Manny had serious offers, really good ones, but he just wasn't ready to part with his precious Ritz penthouse, notes Carmela Laurella, who has taken over the listing.
Laurella is speaking with some experience, having previously marketed Manny's pad for luxury condo marketing and research shop Otis & Ahearn.
Now she's on her own, and has won back the listing after Manny went out to market again in search of a new sales team.
She's pledging to knock herself out to finally get Manny's condo sold, even talking of a sale by the end of summer.
But there are serious problems with Laurella's attempt to paper over Manny's antics. Asked why he wasn't previously serious about selling, she argues Manny was still playing for the Sox and wasn't ready to cut ties with the Hub.
No matter that Manny donned Dodger blue back in the summer of 2008.
But here's the bigger problem. Serious or not, Manny may have really messed this one up big time.
On the plus side, demand for multimillion-dollar downtown condos is finally showing signs of life again after an abysmal 2009.
Manny's Ritz penthouse was one of a kind when he bought it back in 2001. The newly minted condo tower near the Common was pretty much the only game in town.
But guess what? There have been a whole lot of pricey downtown condos built since then, with a lot for buyers with millions to blow on such units to pick from.
The posh Mandarin Oriental has a number of condos back on the market, while the deluxe W Boston and Clarendon both recently opened with lots for wealthy buyers to pick from.
Competition aside, Laurella insists Manny's skyrise penthouse is one of the top five condos in Boston.
If the problem really has been getting Manny serious about selling, then we will find out the truth of that pretty fast.
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