John Lackey

By the Obnoxious Boston Fan

What John Lackey said on his return to the Red Sox in 2013: “I thought this place would be good for me. I’m a guy who likes competing and showing some emotion and that is what they want. When I’m pitching well, I think it’ll be a good thing. And I’m going to pitch well. This thing isn’t over.”

OBF Translator: “At least until I reach 92 pitches in the bottom of the fifth.”