Your top 10 messages to Yankee fansIf you're walking on air today, you're not alone in Red Sox Nation. The Sox took six of seven games from the Yankees over the last 10 days, not exactly payback for last season's playoff ouster, but certainly a good start.
You filled our inbox with messages to Yankee fans, and we've picked the 10 best ...
10. You had a cup of warm milk for your weekend hangover, dear Yankees fans? And you're what?...lactose intolerant? Not only are you lacking brain cells, you're in for a long, uncomfortable season. The bathroom's empty, it's all yours.
9. Yankees Infield of Giambi, Jeter, and A-Rod: $560 million. Red Sox infield of McCarty, Crespo, Reese, and Bellhorn: $2.3 million. The BoSox Sweeping the Yankees in the House that Ruth Built: Priceless.
8. Thank God the Devil Rays are coming town -- it will be nice for the Sox to finally have a challenge.
7. Cowboy Up or Cowboy Down, it doesn't matter. This is THE year Yankee fans - deal with it. Yippee Eye Oh Kyaaaaaa suckers!! HA HA HA!
6. I know it's only April.........but doesn't it feel good????????????????????
5. Hmmm... could the Yankees be suffering the "Curse of Having A-Rod?"
4. Did you really think you could win against a team that has Jesus in center field?
3. Donald Trump: About that patent on the phrase "You're Fired"...
2. Say helo to my little friend. -- Manny Ramirez
1. Yankees motto: "If we can't beat Pedro, we'll trade for Randy Johnson. If we can't beat Bronson Arroyo, we'll fire Don Mattingly."
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