Manny's call from the Wall

So Madonna huh?

Look Mah, i'm on TV!

Hello?? Is this the Cask and Flagon?? I would like a table for four. Oh, about 10 minutes from now. The name??? The Ramirez Party. Thanks.

Hey, Theo. It's me... What do you mean "who"? You know, Manny... What this isn't Theo Epstein? Alright, I'll have a large pepperoni and green pepper deep dish then... Address is 4 Yawkey Way... Paying with cash... Half-hour? Alright, sounds good.

"Domino's? You got any of those cool Batman Pizza's yet?"

Manny, " I am the greatest, don't you think?" Person on phone with Manny, "Yes you are the greatest and everyone loves you".

Can you hear me now????????

Yeah, I'd like the Pepperoni, Onions, Green Peppers, and extra cheese, but no anchovies!

Hey Terry, I knocked out the Green Monster scoreboard guy, call the front office and get a new guy down here.

Hola Loco como tu estas?

Si ya esta vaina se esta acabando, y yo me puedo encontrar contigo para bebernos unas frias. Viste el palo que di?

Manny: Yo David my man, why don't you whip up some of that Mango Salsa for me while you're back there in the clubhouse so I can have a snack between innings. This heat is killin' me out here and I'm starving after having to run out that last ground ball I hit.

Ortiz: Sho' Manny, any-ting for you man. Just make sure dat you keep looking oppie in your next at-bat. Deez guys gots no respect for you. You are a baaaaad maaaan, remember dat.

Manny: I'm just gonna be Manny being Manny man. You know me.

Yo,
Did you sell my car on Ebay? I'm a Bad Man

Hi Ma! Guess where I am now? Ya, inside the Green Monster. No, no. It's not a Japanese movie. I'm at Fenway Park......

Hi, 411 information? I would like the number of a hairdresser in reading, name is Candice Houlihan. Yes I'll hold for the number.........I'm sorry, did you say it's a 900 number? And the number is 1-900-I Do- AROD? Hmmm, ok thanks operator.....oh and if you turn on your tv right now to NESN, you can see me....yep thats me....Manny being Manny man.

Yeah I know man, I have been telling them for years to put a john out here for me . . . No Jeter gets way better tail . . . huh the what . . . oh yeah the game they won't start with out me . . . You know maybe I will play leap frog with Jacoby next inning

Hey Punto, think you could run on me from here?

Hey Hal....yeah its Manny being Manny.....you got an opening in the OF next year? I think I have worn out my welcome in Boston....

If Wally can try to pick up single women back here, there is no way management will be angry with me for ordering a pizza!

Hey Pedro . . . how you do little man . . . no really Barry Bonds would be a great fit in NY . . . So what you say me you and Alex hit the clubs after giving Derek a blanket party

So your sitting where? I thought I told Jack first row? That old man must be senial.

"Hey mon......is this STUBHUB?"

Can someone bring me an empty cup? I really gotta go!!

Hey Chuck...for the last time, I can't get you any of those cushy, comfy NBA logo socks.

Stop trying to mooch off us! How many people are in your fave five anyway??

Hey man, I promise to slow down, we go back out on the road on the 18th .

Hey guys - How's this shot for your upcoming "Manny being Manny" special?

NESN truck: Perfect...

Hello, my name is Manny Ramirez. I found this phone in Mike Lowell's pants. I think it belongs to your friend....

Hey guys - How's this shot for your upcoming "Manny being Manny" special

NESN truck: Perfect...

Yo A-ROD, you know man if you don't want Cynthia anymore just send her over to my place man.

Is Anyone Home!!!!!

Is anyone home!

Hey man, I promise to slow down. We go back out on the road on the 18th .

Manny fills in nicely for the missing "O" in "LOST!"

Man, it smells like a toilet back here!

Hi, is this Century 21? I'm thinking about buying this house in Boston. It's got a great view, but the windows need some work.

Manny fills in nicely for the missing "O" in "LOST!"

the funny thing is...no one knows i'm peeing right now!

I dunno man, I just like y'know, turned around and I'm inside a wall .... !

There's a warrant for my arrest for assault? Don't you know I'm above the law? You'll never find me.

Hey yo, how much to install plumbing and a toilet?

Dorothy who? No, the Great and Powerful Oz will NOT see you!

$10,000 is all well and good Mr. Cahill, but with all due respect, $49.56 in interest just does not cut it. What market rates were you using to calculate that?

"Nothing, just watching the game...drinking a Bud."

"Hey Theo...yeah...I can't find my pee cup so I'm gonna let it loose on the wall...you're watching me now? Well I'm peeing right now!"

Yo Papi! Did you see that hot redhead in the front row, just to the right of the Twins' dugout?!?

All right, Jack, I want 20 tickets to the All Star Game or I'm gonna give you the pile driver.

Hi Mom - Having a great day. The Red Sox brass say that they love me so much that I can do everything that my arrogance allows. Thanks for bringing me up knowing how special I am.

"I said, WHERE IS MY $10,000!!!?!!"

The bat I used Sunday night pinch hitting against the yankees was so heavy I could not swing it. I just could not take the pressure. Now I'm back at cozy Fenway and it is light again and I can pretend we are a great team.

Yeah this is the only seat McCormick could get me tonight.

why did he have his phone in the outfield with him?

Hi, C.I.A.? Yeah I was wondering if I could become a spy. No? But I love to play spies, especially with my boy Kevin Youkilis.

Bar-B-Q, hell yeah it is still for sale!

"Can I get some more tape for my wrists?"

Tell LMonstro I'll be ready in 20 minutes to get my dreadlocks pimped up

Hey Jack...they won't let me near you but I can still call....I need 100 tickets for Friday's game.

Hello, Is your refrigerator running?

What are they going to do? Bench me? Not at $19M+ per year.

What section? Okay. What row? Okay...Whoa bro, you're right, she is smokin' hot!

So Cynthia, I hear your single..

It's alright Jack, if you can't get tickets for my family don't worry about it, this view from inside the Green Monster is terrific !!!

Hello, Fenway Smoke Shop?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Ground control to Major Tom....

dude, I rule !

I can smack down the old geezer, AND make a call on my cel phone during a game.

Who else in the Major's can do that?

COWABUNGA !

Hi, Sweetie, what's for supper? I am HUNGRY!!!!

talking to theo epstein about that new 4 year deal worth 80 million dollars?

Hey - the family has just arrived - got any tickets?

"Hello, operator? Could you please connect me to those annoying people behind home plate who are always on their cell phones and waving to the TV cameras? Yes, I'll hold......."

(music)

"Hello?"

"Hello. this is Manny Ramirez. On behalf of all the people who would like to be at the game but can't get tickets, please put your stupid cell phones away, stop waving at the TV cameras, and watch the game. Otherwise, go home now, and give your tickets to the next game to someone who cares."

"Dude. Guess where I am?"

"Hey Theo...yeah...I can't find my pee cup so I'm gonna let it loose on the wall...you're watching me now? Well I'm peeing right now!"

Yeah it is Manny in the Wall . . . I would like to respond to a few things Curt in the Car said . . .

Hello, Dial-a-Clue, can I have one delivered to left field at Fenway, because I'm fresh out .

Hey Jack I have to take a leak and the toilet is clogged in here. Can you get it fixed?... And don't forget that I need 100 tickets for the All-Star game.

I'm not wearing any pants!

Hi, Ace Tickets? I need 16 more seats to Friday nights game. Yeah...yeah...our travelling secretary is pretty lame. How much? Geez Louise you think I'm made of money?

Hello 411? Yeah, can you tell me where my sanity is?

"Listen, I'm in the middle of something right now and can't really speak.... Mom....Mom...MOM! I'll call you later, okay?...Yeah Mom, I love you too."

Hey...Can someone bring me some toilet paper?

"Have they picked up my 2 year option yet, cuz I'm not coming out til they do."

Anger Management, yes this is Manny. I have found my happy place...

Yes...the BBQ has six burners.....the price is negotiable...heck I have had it on the market for over a year....and who knows where I will be next year.

Anybody have any ideas? Is anybody doing anything there?

Left eye, right eye, neither one's any good on its own. I started using them both again yesterday...

"Ya I know, this wall makes a great urinal, so when does the game start???"

Manny: Is this NESN?
NESN: Yes, can I help you
Manny:,..I'm looking for Amanda
Manny: - last name Hugnkiss
Manny: tee-hee, click (hangs up the phone and holds his belly laughing)

yeah ,about that 10,000.00 check do you think we can install a urinal in here
the guys don't appreciate me dropping my pants .

Yeah Tito said something about that there is no "I" in "TEAM" but I never heard that one about there being a "ZERO" in "L [0] ST"

Hey, can i get a large blowout with some good bullpen relief?

Yo Papi, I just found the best hide-and-go-seek spot. Youk won't ever find me here.

Next time, Mariano, I will take at least one swing. I don't know why I even bothered to take my bat to the plate.

Hey Tito...............bring some Charmin out here PRONTO

Sure papi, i would love to sleep over tonight! can i catch this time though?

Hey man - look at me,..yeah it's Manny. I'm in the wall! Look where I am in the wall man,......HAHAHAH - I'm in the hole where it says "balls" ,...yeah that's me.
Does this mean that I have balls or what? hahah

So Theo, what do you think the press will think of this? I know, bunch of idiots that obsess over little things. Anyways, can you get some pastry down in the clubhouse after the game? Um, italian wedding cookies and some cream puffs. And Theo...I want you to go to the bakery to get them. Go now. Good boy.

Hey doc, This chasin' fly balls is for the birds. I need another note saying I can only DH for the rest of the season.

(Thinks to himself). At least I can get a signal back here.

Manny: "Yo, grandma, I think I might have to have you publicly be sick again so I can skip the All-star game. Running so fast on that last ground ball tired me out."

Grandma: "What shall it be, pneumonia or meningitis?"

Yo Barry. You free this weekend?

"Hello Mr. Selig. No, I was not about to change the game score. I just had to take a leak."

Hello?? Hello?? How do you talk on one of these? What is this device and why is it making a weird noise???

...no, i love YOU more......no, i.....

Mister Henry, what did you do with the toilet?

Hi this Manny. ::::::: Jason did the the New York yankees give out enough moustaches to get you into the all star game. Pretty tough when you have to beg to become an allstar.

Hello Joe Horn? I got you beat.

hey Boras...you're fired!

Tito, my hammy is flaring up...get me outta here!!!

Manny was talking to his bookie look for the over under on the game

yeah, she's beautiful section 29 row 3 seat 6 get me her # when the yanks come in I'll pass it on to Arod..

Hey, Theo. Get some TP out here pronto!

Yo you got trees?

Hello....league office...I can't take the heat out there, so if I catch a fly in here, is it considered an out?

Manny, "Hey 20,000 we score over 5 runs in the 7th inning"!!! Ortiz, "thats a bet"

Yo you got trees?

Can you hear me now?

Yes, the grill is still for sale.

scott have they picked up those options yet???

Hello, Dr. Phil. I'm having a tough time getting along with people lately. What? I'm not on 'roids, I'll slap you in the head dugout style punk............

Yo Obama man you tell Jesse I will cut his nuts off . . . I am a BAD MAN

ok hon - tts a gallon of milk,two tomatoes and a loaf of pumpernickel.

Hi Mrs. Lugworm. No this isn't Timmy, this is Manny. Yeah, Manny. Your son does a great job working the scoreboard, Mrs. Lugworm. Yes. Yes, that's me on TV. No, he won't get fired, they have no idea. OK, I'm gonna give Timmy the phone back and get back out there. Yeah bye. I love you too. OK, seriously lady I gotta go.

"You have a collect call from Manny Ramirez, will you accept the charges?"

I like chips!

How long before this bum is out of town? He gets paid millions and he can't respect the game. They should hire me. I can talk on my cell phone instead of playing baseball and I'll only charge $9m/yr.

Hey X-Bats? Yeah, I finally used up that shipment of heavy bats. Can you send me the regular weights FEDEX? I'm starting to catch some grief about the slower swing speeds.

"Hey man how's it going? Thats cool, thats cool. I was wondering if you had any of that good stuff left? I need a bag to celebrate after this game, man. Its so hot out...oh crap, ill call you next inning man, gotta go play left field."

Barry it's Manny keep playing golf !

Hey Jacoby.... You're a real fast dude and can cover lots of ground. Think you can cover left and center this inning? Tito said it would be ok if I take a break.

Yo what's up girls?! I told you I'd get that old guy to hook you up with tix. How are those seats? Oh yeah. You see where I'm at? OK. I'll be seeing y'all later. What's the room number again? Aight. I gotta bounce.

Yo what's up girls?! I told you I'd get that old guy to hook you up with tix. How are those seats? Oh yeah. You see where I'm at? OK. I'll be seeing y'all later. What's the room number again? Aight. I gotta bounce.

Hey Ma, turn on the game. We're about to go loco in the seventh inning! Bet the over, we're about to put a seven spot on the board!

who's phone was it???

Amazing how utterly unfunny these comments are.

Hello Hank...no they have not picked up my option yet.

Hello Delta? This is Manny. I want to get a flight from JFK to MIA... What time? On Tuesday the 15th at end of my second AB.

Yeah...uh.....this is Ramirez. Toilets clogged again, bring the plunger and the Drano this time.

Don't worry, no one can see me......

Hey Papi..can you believe that I got dat 10 g's? Man that is such a relief you know....well gotta go the game is starting again.

iz great mon, i got full bars on my phone in here and everythin, and if this call gets dropped, ya know what? iz not the end of the world or nuttin

Wheres the cord on this thing?

winner: comment #26, posted by k favreau July 10, 08 12:22 PM
topical, clever and does not delve into some infantile comment about why manny was in lowell's pants.

first runnerup: comment #47, posted by Matt Logie July 10, 08 12:46 PM
also topical, germane to manny, but loses out because of too many exclamation points. manny would never get that excited over mere money.

second runnerup: comment #55, posted by Ed July 10, 08 12:51 PM
clever and biting without being mean.

clearly a loser: comment #11, posted by Dan July 10, 08 12:07 PM
what, are words like "sho" and "dat" supposed to indicate how ortiz talks? asinine caption, IMNSHO.

Hey Theo,

I need 16 tickets for the All-Star Game....pronto

Hi honey, I will home right after the game. No A-Rod is in New York. We are not going to hangout. I don't care what your mother said, I don't want to lose my millions!!

Hello, I have a problem with my hair extensions. Do you do deliveries?

Tell the Yankees I want in.

David, wazzzzzzzzupp?!!

"What do you mean the games still not over?"

"$50 million for 5 years? You tell Steinbrenner $100 million and not a penny less!! There also better be incentives if I run out ground balls!!"

Why do you Sock fans treat him like he's GOD?

What can I say! With the way I've been hitting, this is the only way I can put some runs on the board.

Did you get me those 16 tickets yet?

I think I'm getting sick of Boston. I always feel like the walls are closing in on me.

Hey Mr. Henry, Manny here You either renew my option or you'll never see your scoreboard operator again you hear.

Hey Joe! Is Dave sick? I don't hear him.

Theo Man! I need a mirror in here to adjusyt my hair extension....When you look good you play good!

Yo...I change my mind again, I want to get traded...get me traded or you fired, eh..and I'm taking September off agin..you tell whoever I get the trade to I don't do Spetember. ..oh look a birdie!!!

Hey Jack the Red Sox fined me and I think you should pay half......WHY NOT you wouldn't give me my 16 seats

You believe deez idiots pay to see me play? I know! I got the worst attitude in the major leagues, but deez chowder heads keeps payin' dey money to watch me shuffle around the outfield and showboat after every home run. Dumb crackers...

Manny: "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

Tito: "Man, nobody be understanding whats coming out of your mouth!"

Manny phones it in like he does every time he doesn't get his way....

Gees, I hope someone from Boston.com doesn't post this picture of me online and ask people to make up stupid things I'd being saying right now on this cell phone.
That would be so tacky and obviously show there isn't much else going on around the city right now.

"Can you get my spaceship? I'm due back on Pluto."

Manny - "I'd like a large cheese pizza delivered to left field in Fenway Park in the next 30 seconds"
Delivery Guy - "Im sorry sir but I dont think I'm allowed to do that."
Manny - "DO YOUR JOBBB!!!!"

Hey..Cynthia...it's Manny. Sorry to hear about you and Alex., you want to go out sometime?

Marco........................POLO.........................Marco....................POLO.....................Ok, you will never find me now..................Marco......................seriously, look harder!!!!........Marco.............POLO.........Hee, hee, I told you those monster seats aren't the best!!!! Look at me on the Jumbotron! Hee, hee!

Manny:Hello is this GEICO I would like to speak to the Gecko about insurance for my digs.
Geico: Where are your new digs located?
Manny: Inside The Green Monster At Fenway.

"The dearth of funny or creative captions that people are going to submit in regards to this phone call is going to be incredible! Also I pee, eat pizza, and push old traveling secretaries! Tubular!"

Manny - phone home!

Hey Mon! These suckas paying me all this smack and I still get my way, regardless what I do. I've never had so much fun. I don't want to leave this gig, but I think they gonna dump me at the end of the year. They tired of my act.

I know, I know, but listen, you can't just freak out everytime the Asian market under goes a self correction. I'm guessing with the surge in gas prices that the overall ecomomy will be down in Europe and North America but that in fact may have an inverse effect on Asia and the Pacific rim Markets. I'm not saying i'm right but just keep that in the back of your mind come the fall. Talk to you later Mr. Cheney.

Hello, Grandma? Is that you ...

Manny yelled, " I told you to get me 16 tickets or else I will hit you again.

Manny:Can You Hear Me Now?
Theo::Yes
Manny Good!!! Now Pick Up MY Option Or I may Go Play For The Evil Empire Next Year And Come Back And Haunt You And Red Sox Nation!!!!
Thoe:Don't Do It Manny Look What Happened To Pedro When He Went To NY ,His Career Is OVA OVA OVA I Tell You OVA.

Ahnold's peedza shop? No meng, I'm looking for Ashlee Dupree..

Hola,

Donde estas l'bibliotecha.

Hi Billy, i think i found your brother....

Hello Mr Dukett, do you think they'll pick up my option's at the end of the year?

Yes, that's correct. I want 35000 pizzas delivered to the corner of Van Ness and Landsdowne streets.

Wrong number. I said you have the wrong number.

Hey man, are those hot dogs cooked. make sure you poke them good with the thermometer then send me down a few

(Sing to the melody of Nowhere Man). He's a real Baaad Man, sitting in his Manny Land, Making all his Manny Plans for all of us.

hey this is Manny Ramirez and Mike Lowell just gave me this dude's phone!

manny:Hey man, its me manny, i did it again.

red sox employee: What now manny?

manny: I got stuck again

red sox employee: AGAIN??

Manny - "Yo Papi man... I was thinkin, did I ever tell you that you look kind of like Shrek, you know with like dark er skin. I don't know, it just kinda came to me. During that last at bat, all I could think about was when the Gingerbread man was being tortured by Lord Farquaad... they were pickin him all apart like really slow like. Part of me was like NOOO NOOO Lord Farquaad, Don't Do It! Another part of me was like Damn, I bet he taste good.. I was all confused. And then he spit the icing at him and yelled, "Eat Me!". I had to call you and tell you about it... oh yeah, cuz I think you look like Shrek"

Hey Johnny! Keep working on your throwing arm and listen to more Hooked on Phonics CDs so you can learn how to speak to the media.

"Hey, how you doin'?"
"Who is this?"
"Manny."
"Who?"
"Manny."
"Manny, did you just dial a random number?"
"Yeah."
"Aren't you playing in a game right now?"
"Yeah."
"Manny, we love you, but for god's sake, get off the phone."
"Okay."

Hello Mr. McMormick,

Scratch call you during a pitching change from inside the Green Monster off the list. One less thing before you forgive me.

ALEX RODRIGUES, ASKING WHY BIG PAPI WAS INVITED TO HIS ALL STAR PARTY AND HE WASN'T

yo did u see the last to comback hits for me?

Tell me again Peter Gammons how sexy you think I am...yes yes I braided it just for you...what are you wearing?

"Hey I bet Boston will go crazy when they see that I talk on the phone during the middle of a game"

"OK... I PROMISE TO BE GOOD.. I DON'T REALLY LIKE Being in THE DOG HOUSE"

Big O this is Frank from Glouster

Hi Mr. McCormick, It's Manny. I need 20 tickets for inside the green monster.

Hey Scott, is it true workers in factories have to punch time clocks?

Manny being chatty.

You call that Yankee Dancin', that's more like Devil Ray dancin'

Hi, I was looking to talk to someone more self-centered than I am. What? There is no such person? Oh, well, let's just talk about me then.

I like to request a song for my friend Alex.. The song is like a virgin from madonna

Don't worry, no one will notice I'm talking on the phone during the game, I'm hiding in the wall...

Hey Theo if they can have a Jason Giambi mustache day in New York how come we cant have a Things living in Manny's hair day in Boston

Breaking News: Manny Ramirez finds Whitey!

Public Address Announcer:
Ladies & gentleman,.... performing our national anthem today from the green monster,.. you're own #24... MANNY RAMIREZ!!

.
Manny: Hey man,....is this thing on? Jose can you see..... hello?

Type your comment here...Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Hi Manny, this is Julian. I really miss the way you used to rub my head....

Kevin, is that you Cowboy? No, we have the day off tomorrow, see you on Friday, dude.

Manny see Manny do..

Hey man - you ever get the feeling everyone's staring at you? This is wild - you should try it. .........and yeah I have no pants on under here either. tee-hee

Hey Youk, give me a shout if there's another brawl...

hey mon call the plumber Wally backed it up again!

Break the guys legs if those 16 tickets aren't in the drop off area

Hi, Acme Plumbing? Yeah, the toilet back here is jacked up again. Can you come quick...before the next pitching change??

see McCormick, all you had to do was dial 1-800-ace-ticket!

Hey Youk, come here, I want to talk to you about somethin...

So, yeah, Mike got this cell phone off some dude in the front row on Monday. We've been using it to call everyone. We're getting low on bars though and we'll need to recharge it soon.

Sorry Tito, I can't find Varitek's bat out here either.

Type your comment here...
I'm staying out here. I don't want Youk to start yellin' at me again, man!

Manny see Manny do..

Type your comment here...
I'm staying out here. I don't want Youk to start yellin' at me again, man!

I've look everywhere and I can't find a green monster back here!

"Ticket? I ain't got no ticket. I don't need no ticket! I don't have to show you any stinkin' ticket."

Manny: What's up Pedro - throw on your TV, I'm calling you from the Monster. Aren't I funny?
Pedro: That's great man, you really are the coolest guy in baseball.
Manny: I know. Hey - you hear about me flooring Jack McCormick the other day?
Pedro: Sure did. But come on man, he was only 64. You should go after some real old men. You haven't lived until you've popped someone over 70...
Manny: Sounds good to me. Next time I'm in NY we can go out after the game and pick some fights at an old age home!

WHAT, ME WORRY?!?

Who's your Daddy?

Hey, Barry Bonds I don't think we need you, or want you!

Yeah, I know. I can't believe Julio Lugo makes that much money either...

Yo, Wally, you did'n leave me no toilet paper!

16 box seats for the for the first game of the World Series please.

Look Theo...are you picking up next years extention or not ?

That Shrek post (181) had me rolling. That is hysterical. Sad thing is that I could picture that type of stuff going on in Manny's mind.

If you look at the photo from afar, it spells: "L-O-[MANNY'S FACE] S-T"

Hello, maintenance? This is Manny, can you see me? The toilet in here is backed up. Come fix it quick. Just do your job, gramps, or I will shove you down.

Hey man. I'm not LoST anymore. My hammy's good and my swing is back.
....Yeah, turn on NESN, I'm up next inning.

Yup, They are trading me & Lugo for Hanley Ramarez. I'm going to Miami. I'm a Marlin Man.

Yup, They are trading me & Lugo for Hanley Ramarez. I'm going to Miami. I'm a Marlin Man.

Yup, They are trading me & Lugo for Hanley Ramarez. I'm going to Miami. I'm a Marlin Man.

"Lost in Translation"!

I need 16 tickets to today's game! What, it's already in the 6th inning??! I don't care, just DO YOUR JOB!!!

Pat I'd like to buy a vowel, and "o".

"Hah, look everyone thinks I'm talking on this phone, really I'm just playing a joke."

Just Manny being L O S T.

Where am I? I am lost. Just look at the scoreboard....

Hey Theo, about that $20 million option.

Waaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppppp...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

"L-O-S-T!" "Why would you ask me I'm lost, man?" "I can't imagine why you would ask me if I'm lost!"

Manny "PHONE HOME"!..........................

Hey Cynthia... I hear your free after the game....

"Tell me when the camera is on me and I'll wave like those Pink Hats do."

Hey look... i'm in that LOST show...

"Hello Hank, yeah, think of landing as being bigger than when you're pop got that Reggie guy...
oh yeah, I want a candy bar too...Manny being Candy', catchie I know, made it up myself..."

"Hey Barry, it's really great here! They don't care WHAT you've done!!!!

Hey Renee: Hope you can come up to Boston the week of August 12th to watch me hit it out of the Park against the Rangers! B and P would love to meet up with you - The first round of drinks is on me!

Is this the plumber? Good, I just plugged the toilet again

C-Rod ? is that you ? I told you never to call me here !!!

Papi,
The anger sharks are swimming in my head. Someone stole my shoelaces and ate my peanut butter.
I'm going to wittle down a bat with my bare teeth and....
ok, I will sing with you...

I feel pretty oh so pretty
I fell pretty and witty and wise!

Hey Papi'
Just thought of something man, do you think they'll wanna freeze my head??? What will happen to my dreads???

Manny being Manny, He's "LOST" in translation

No really, its Batman, I'm in the bat cave, dont you hear the echo...

Did Berndog get married yet?

No really, its Batman, I'm in the bat cave, dont you hear the echo...

Hey, can you get me a few tickets out here? Yeah, I need them right now.....

Hey, Sorry I'm yelling, cant hear you in here...sounds like a bar on top of me...

Anyway, they did not put those big Coke bottles down here either...I know I saw that $hit some place, we just gotta win that scavanger hunt, no way I'm losing to Youk and that Pedroia kid...maybe Pedro took them with the midget?

Is this the weiner whiner line...cough cough.. YOUR MAAAKIN MY POINT.

Phone tag your it!

iPhone!?! Who needs it? I'll just talk into my garage door opener.

Hi, is this the Herald? Listen, unless Tony Massarotti apologizes for his remarks about New England fans, tell him he can't help me write my new book.

a duh I like to hit da base ball...a duh a duh a duh. I dont like da running or da fielding so much but I like to hit da baseball. Sometimes when i sleepen I dream of hitting da baseball. This are good dreams I have when I sleep in da bed. Then sumtims I dream of running and fielding and i dont like this dreams so much...a duh a duh a duh.

YO - TITO.........It's too freakin' hot out there, man!
Ask the Mayor if he wants to give Left Field a try, I'm stayin' in here.
BTW, did you know they got AC in here? It's Jammin!
MANNY OUT.

Yo, we're still short Lehman aren't we?

I'm telling ya bro, I'm the only thing standing between a ball and a strike.

wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppppppppp

Mama says these here is my magic shoes

You got 16 tickets for Thursday Night's Game?

"Man, you won't believe how bright the lights are tonite."

Why don't I ever win a gold glove?

Who do you call when your windshield's busted?

Hey Tito,

I need tomorrow off, man. Oh, we don't play tomorrow...then I'll need Friday off man!

"Oye, Pedro!"

"Let's take a few days off this week and meet at Foxwoods, bandejo!"

Hey Larry! I just found out where Hazel May went!

You got another grill you want me to help you sell? Yeah sure, I'm not doing anything at the moment...

Did berndog get married yet?

Ma, THE MEATLOAF!!, I WANT IT NOW!!

we kickin some twins butt right now

Hey man, it's ridiculous what you can get away with here. If I can get my average up over .300 by the end of the year, they'll probably give me the key to the city. Now I know what they meant when the told us life is like junior high.

MR: "I ain't got my taco"
Voice on other end: "Umm? what? Sir - that promotion ended last October."
MR: "But, eh, I ain't got mine"
Voice on other end: "Yes, you did ,Sir, you can't keep calling every Taco Bell in Boston claiming that"
(click)

What do you mean you can't get me 150 tickets to see Miley?

Best guess: Tony Averso, the Jersey Cadillac dealer Manny calls five times a week just to say hello.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/04/23/070423fa_fact_mcgrath?currentPage=all

"Hey, Tony, man. Yeah, I am at the game, man."

If I make the letter "o",do you think they'll find me?

yo, someone's gotta bring me some toilet paper out here!

Hello, Groundskeeping? Yeah, this is Manny. Looks like we're out of toilet paper in the scoreboard again.

"Hey Terry, I'm getting kinda tired out here, do you think you could sub someone in for me?"

So you CAN get 16 tickets to game one of the Yankees series? I take back everything I said about you!

Hey, you sorry souls bashing me non-stop at WEEI - the Fenway fans gave me a STANDING OVATION on Monday nite - before I even got one hit. i am loved because i'm lovable. You ain't. Live with it.

Lost? Man i'm not lost. Why you think i'm lost?

Is Dora there?

ohh hi Boots, this is Manny

I followed the map like the song said
Dugout
Field
Green Monster

Now what?

"Tito, I need a day off tomorrow, man. Oh man, we don't play tomorrow? Then I need to take Friday's game off, man."

Hello Bullpen? Tell Timlin that if the lead gets to 10 runs or more, Tito is thinkin about putting him in the game. He and Millsy think it might be safe by then.

"Can I get some toilet paper back here? Hurry up too, Javier's almost to the mound!"

Hi, is this the Hall of Fame? This is Manny. In answer to your question, I want the RED SOX cap on my plaque, not the Indians. I love the Red Sox man.

"Yo RemDawg, how long I got before the commericals end?"
"You got about 2 minutes Manny."
"Just making sure, sun not doin me too good out ter, wanna tell thame to turn on the a/c in me room?"
"Will do Manny. We're live in 30 seconds."
"It cool man, Javier's gotta warm up. Hey, tell me when the cameras on me. I be on ESPN later tonight. Oh, oh, oh, and a wet cloth."
"Sorry?"
"Next to me bed, I like to cool off wit a wet cloth. Nevermind, I get Juliana to do it. Now that a tink about it, they could use tis as a promotion for LOST. I mean, my heaad is like the "O," you know, like in LOST. It could work, ya know. Oh, shoot, gotta go, Lamb's in the box, i see you later Jerry."

Hi Jack, it's Manny, I need 19 tickets for tomorrow's game.

lol mannyz,

Im in ur sign, using myz fone

Manny: MARCOOOO
Papi: POLOOO

Hey Mr. Boras, it's hot out here...do you think if I say I tweaked my hammie again it will hurt my chances to get another 20 mill next year???

mira loco, acabo de comprarme una bolsa bien fuerte, en unos ratos vamos estar bien high!

Hey, Theo? Where is the bathroom that used to be in here man? Is this some kind of a sick joke???

"check eet out man...i'm the "O" in "L O S T""

oye loco dime que lo que!!!!

"I am the 'O' in LOST"......True, true.

I need an appointment. I'm changing the dreads...

No, I do not have Prince Albert in a can, but I do have Manny in a Monster...

Got any toilet paper?

OK, that's two beef burritos, a taco grande- hot, a large tonic, an' I have a coupon for that... Yeah 99 cents for a two liter..... Oh? Great, I'll get the coupon from one of the guys. Yeah and charge it to the team as usual. Go to gate D, and ask for 24 man. Hey, we're gonna win, of course! (note: Translated from spanish)

Maintenance? Can you come quickly, the toilet doesn't seem to be working properly in here.

Manny calling Manny

I asked you not to call me here!

I can't talk now. I have to go to the bathroom!

"hey mom, can you do me a favor and log into my fantasy baseball team and put me in the lineup... Im finally baaaaack!!!"

Crack me up. This one fan just threw a pizza at another fan in the front row for like no reason at all. He's like "I think I'll throw my pizza." Bet the cameras didn't catch that.

O'Doyle Rules.

I'm not wearing any pants!

Yo.....Scott......I'm hittin again....call Theo and tell him to pick up those option years now

"Hello Hank?, YANKEES SUCK....hahahaha (Click)"

Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"

Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"

Where'd you get this jacket?

Yeah, I hear the government is about to help out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with a $5 trillion bailout plan....the stock will be worthless. I want to sell short 50,000 shares of each and buy to cover when the shares hit $2.00 apiece. I should make about $825,000. in 2 days. Got that?

Hola Bil, ? Bill O'reilly?
great, how ya doin man? Look, I got this problem with a guy named Danny, he's one of those flip floppin Boston liberals, that's right, the sportswriter, well, anyway, do you still know where those Iraqi WMD's are? I need to borrow one or two, this call is going to get me in even more trouble then trying to get tickets for those poor orphan kids.

MANNY IS GOD !!

Sure scoreboard guy, I'll call your old girlfriend...and what, you want to apologize for calling her last night from the bar...and you said what????

Yes....this is Manny Ramirez....I'm responding to an e-mail I recieved about the five million dollar award I can get from someone I don't know from Nigeria? Yes....right....OK.....so you'll put it right in there...? OK....my saving account number is 6134 109.............

Can you see me on TV? I'm the zero in the word "Lost."

"Hello, Jacoby? Can you get this fly ball I'm kind of busy right now. Yes I know its already on its way down but you should have plenty of time."

This is totally unprofessional of me to be doing this. I'm being paid millions and millions of dollars, each season, to give my full, undivided attention to the game at hand. Regarless of whether there is a pitching change or whether I'm hiding in the scoreboard, there is no reason for me to be doing anything other than being focused on the game.

I can't believe that the Boston fans, as knowledgeable as they are, and the print media thinks it's funny and hilarious that I am doing this. I can't believe the Red Sox, as an organization, would tolerate me doing this. I guess when you are me, you can do anything. I'm just Manny being Manny. I don't understand why at least one fan, such as the one writing this, doesn't think my behavior is total bovine excrement.

Hello? Cappys? I'd like a large stak and cheese to be delivered to Fenway Park...

Hey Tito, the weather outside is hotter than hell today, I'm beat. Somebody get me an ice coffee when I get back into the dugout.

No George, not again. I told you it was a bad idea last time and look how that turned out. Yes, I saw the whole missile thing, but I think you need to be careful not to overreact. You're a bad man--you don't need to prove that to anyone. Say hi to Condi and Dick (that always cracks me up, man) and give me a shout next time you're in the neighborhood.

"Where did the Port-O-Potty go ?"

Yah, I'd like to bid on that grill you have for auction

"Hi Mr Bora's...I decided to be a BAD MAN again!""

Yo Boras, do you think 35 homers and 110 RBI will entice them to keep my option next year? I love it here man.

He was talking to his agent saying make sure you close the deal. I want to stay in Boston

"It is what it is"

"Yeah, uh, Sean, man? Comment #329, right? It's me, Manny. I'm just calling to cheer you up, man. Your comment sounded really grumpy, and I just wanted to remind you I'M A GROWN MAN PLAYING A CHILD'S GAME, AND YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY! GET OVER YOURSELVES AND HAVE SOME FUN!"

MR: "Hey Julian! Whats up man, things haven't been the same since they let you go"

JT: "I know man - I miss the way you used to rub my head"

MR: "Awwwww Ju-Ju why you gotta bring that up? you know I only rubbed your head cause we smoked that phatty in the wall. I'm on the exact spot now man! I miss you!"

JT: "You always know how to talk to me man, always.

ALL YOUR FIRST BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

They told me to play deeper!

Hey Boss,

"Now when you look up the word "LOST" in the dictionary, you'll see my picture!"

HUH?!? You saw a '56 Chrysler Imperial on I-93? Heading where - what was the plate number?????

Yo Scott, I'd love to play for the Sox for another two years,man! Call Theo A.S.A.P.!!!

johnny
you need to grow your hair back! Works for me! and move to CAPE COD!

Yea, I'm setting sail now. It's called the Titanic. Yea. See you in October!

It's a win-win. I get out of the sun, and the team defense improves!

Theo,

"What do you mean you're not sure you'll pick up my option next year? Who else could you get that can contribute to the team like this for $20 mil?"

"Hello? Ya, this is Manny...See, I lost my sweet swing in this ballpark somewhere, and Theo told me that this area in the scoreboard is used as the "lost & found" section, and maybe I'd find it here....."

Hello cell phone company I like to know If I am able to have service in that state of NY. i have a feeling I might be moving soon.

Yes, I'll get a haircut........... When?........... S-o-o-n, Mom!!!

What do you mean we can't let scoreboard guy play with a ten run lead?

Hey Sands heard you got a double verbal today...not good

HE WAS TALKING TO ELLSBURY, BUT NO ONE NOTICED THE BLUE TOOTH

Hello yes is it to late to put money down on the redsox-twins game.. No great i want to put 10k down that redsox will win by more then 10 runs...

Hello yes is it to late to put money down on the redsox-twins game.. No great i want to put 10k down that redsox will win by more then 10 runs...

"Hey, look at me... I'm inside the Green Monster! My big head finishes the word on the part of the scoreboard that I'm looking out of - LOST!" How perfect for Manny being Manny.

"Yeah it's great. Since I'm so good at hitting a baseball I can pretty much do whatever I want. In fact, outside of hitting a baseball I'm kind of an idiot, a savant you might say."

... and now I'm looking out the hole that I made with my last homah :)

I AM BIGGER THAN THE TEAM & MOST OF CIVILIZATION!!!

Oops! Sorry. Wrong number...

Hey Jack, You better have my 3 dozen tickets, or Else!!!

"Mr. President, we need the national guard in here now. Drop everything and send them in because we are KILLING the Twins."

"Hi Corporal Klinger, this is Manny Ramirez, I need a new excuse to get out of this year's All Star game."

Hey Scott,

Should I tank it or opt out ?

What! ima have to miss another All-Star game due to Grandma's 12th funeral! ..........O Well.......

Yea, I wanna talk to Mike Adams , Get his Butt on the line!

or

Yea, Id like to request Manny, by Barry Manilow.... What? Its Mandy? What team did he play for?

So, you need 16 tickets? No problem, I know a guy...

No! I said I wanted the pizza delivered to left field!!!!

Hola ! Short another 50 Fannie Mae and another 50 Freddie Mac ! These things are still goin' lower ! Gotta go, Gracias.

Hello Dotty, it's me, Pee Wee Herman. We have to get to the Alamo to find my red bicycle.

Yeah that's right I am on a bottle of wine man! That means I can do anything I want!

Dude I'm looking at her right now. Yes the chick with the tight white Sox shirt. I know they're huge.......

Yeah that's right I am on a bottle of wine man! That means I can do anything I want!

EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!??? How can I lose!?

"Can you hear me now? GREAT! "

Big O: "Let's go to the phones...Manny from the Wall, you're on the Big Show, what's on your mind?"

Manny: "Hey, I told you John Tomasse was full of it when he bad mouthed me. Now the Spy Gate thing proves it; the dude just makes stuff up. Have you noticed how the guy looks like that funny dude from Bat Man?"

wait i see you no wait were did you go no wait back to the right ohh there you are mom did you get the McDonalds.

Scott Boras is that you? I want a new 4 year deal and you want me to goof off? I can do that.

"Hey Pedro, how ya doin?"

So you think it's in bad taste to play peek-a-boo with the fans?

can you hear me now?

Hey dude, it's me! You'll never guess where I am.

Hey, Tito - I lost my glove and I can't find it anywhere. What??? I'm in the Monster, man - where else would Manny being Manny be, dude? Just send someone out with my glove, OK. cool

"I betcha fitty-bones that this get's me on Boston.com and all those people will be talk'n 'bout me for another month 'bout me being me!
I play'n these cats for so long!
Puddy in my hans man.
I gots to go shag some flys...manana 'mano

Can you get a cab to Fenway in 15 minutes, I got a car show to attend

Hey Papi! Where the hell you been?

"I was thinking, if I'm here, and you're here, isn't it 'our time".

Split the bonds on the way down and leverage the equity on Anheuser-Busch. I would then take the wagonwheel approach on all premiums and sell puts on InBev. You'll be able to afford my contract option with that approach next year, Mr. Henry.

Hey, do you have any toilet paper in here?!, oh, and bring a plumber in here, I think I back up the green monster...

Hey Dukie! Pick up the phone! WHAT'S UPPPP!!!!

Hi ... information? Could you tell me what year it is?

4-1-1: Ciy and State, please

Manny: Atlanta, Georgia

4-1-1: state the name of the business, or say residence

Manny: Atlanta Braves bullpen

4-1-1: One moment for an operator to assist you...I'm sorry sir, we have no such listing for Atlanta Braves Bullpen

Manny: Whaddaya mean there's no such number, Bobby Cox must call that bullpen phone every game. I need to talk to my man Julian. I need to rub his head for luck.

Yes, that was extra sauce on that pizza!!

Hey Pose, Are you coming back to Boston or what?? Your a Bad man..Hey a balls coming toward me, I gotta run

"Hey Mon, yes I need A large Works Pizza with Extra Toppings. Can that be delivered to the Green Monster?"

Scott, about that 10 grand that the state owes me. Send it to the Jimmy Fund!

Yes, my neighbor's grill is still for sale.

I'll call him right now and get back to you.

What am I doing right now?

Nothing, just hanging man.

Sox give Manny one day in the hole, one phone call, after pushing trainer.

Yeah- Hi A-Rod? This is Manny- can I go out to dinner with you tonight? Wait, can you just tell her that you're going out with me instead? Sweeet! See you then.

Hey Man, I didn't sell the grill, I got it back here!!

Hello Ace Ticket I need sixteen tickets for tonight....how much?...for obstructed view and standing room#$%! JAAACK, JAAACK, IT'S YOUR PAL MANNY I'M SOORRRY!

Heeeyyyy! Do you know my friend? His name is Tony....Tony Montana!!

Hey Alex,

I was wondering if you don't mind giving me Cynthia's cell number...

"Hey Tito. My hammys are killin' me. I gonna stay here for the rest of the game? Okay? Tito? Tito? Tito? Man why did he cut me off?

hey manny its theo just want to tell you we are not going to pick up your options so can get a head start by calling other interested teams for next year

"Remdawg. I need to get one of your scorecards from my 500th HR game.
What do you mean it will cost $17.95 plus a signed Jersey and Bat".

I understand you think the 20 Million is steep Mr. Henry. However ,if we put seats in here you could charge a bundle.

"I know, I can't believe it either...I assault two co-workers in the span of a few weeks, I'm hitting under .230 for the last month and these idiots still worship the ground I walk on."

To his stock broker: "The price of oil is how high now? Hell yes, buy more Exxon stock!"

Ace Ticket? I need 16 tickets for today's game. What do yout mean it's the sixth inning? Just do your job!

I dont speak Kabbalah. I think you have the wrong number lady.

He's calling in a hit on the entire twins team, the mob loves to whack guys for manny! Manny is one crazy GUY!

Hello ,Dennis Drinkwater, this is Manny. Hey I am out here in the monster,but need a sheet shatterprrof and tinted glass for this window. Nothing like some privacy when I gotta go. Can you help me out man?

Don't worry, I can get as many tickets as you need...

Hi Ron,

This's Manny. You're gonna enjoy tomorrow's game even better !

"No the Chick to the left of you...yyyeeeaaahhh!!!!"

"Yeah, Match dot com?"

"Hello Madonna ...... " ??

...I know, I've got a great gig. Take right now for example. I'm going to make $125,000 to play in this game...Yep, they're just doing a pitching change, I've got a few minutes. No, who's going to care, I'm just me being me. I better go. Adios!

I don't know. Somebody paid me a lot of money and said all I had to do was get in the wall again and talk on my phone. He said something about network or...can you hear me now or something.

"Hey Theo, You know i love being on Sportscenter."
"Do you think this will make the top 10 "Manny being Manny moments?"

Yo, man...uh yeah I'd like to schedule a hair appointment. Now? Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something. Hold on, I'll go ask my manager.

Just tell Josh that I won't be able to make it to his charity bowl tonight, My grandmother is sick again

"You know where I'm at!" "Where you at?"

Man, someone's taking a picture of me. Imagine what they'd do with it if we were in last place?

Can I order a fenway hot dog, bud lite and a box of fries... yeah it's manny!

"David?" "I think I'm lost" "What?" Turn left to the toilet?" "I thought you said go right!" "Hey is that Mike with you?" "Tell him I couldn't find his phone"

Marvin the Martian from Bugs Bunny. "Manny; you have made me very angry, very angry indeed!"

"Yo, I found all of the old moldy sausages that Aramark threw out after the 3rd failed health inspection. They are pilled 30 feet high inside the monster. Anyone hungry? I just ate 6 of them, thier not that bad."

Hey Dave... don't worry about a thing... I've got it all under control. Dude... I miss you in the line-up. The view of the plate from here-- priceless!!

Hey, taco bell, is there any free taco deal if I hit a home run?

Hi little Manny.... Daddy will be home soon and we'll play. Okay?

Hello Ted?

What happened to my swing?

Hello Mad Money, Kramer its me Manny. What u say Kramer my stock in Boston is sinking??? I wouldn't know why its just Manny being Manny..... BaBA BUwie!!!!!

LOST in translation is right (look at what the letters on the wall spell, with Manny's head as the "O")!!!

Hey Gramma Ma how u doin? are u ill cuz i would like to miss the All Star Game.

I'm in the wall man, This is the place I want to be, man. It's great, man. They love me here, man. This is the place to be. 'Manny being Manny,man.

Manny Calls The Big Show:
Hello This Is Manny In The Wall!!!
Glen: Manny shouldn't you be in left field?
Yes but I needed a break ,Had to get out of the sun it's making me act loopy.
Glen: So after all these years of us just thinking you were acting loopy you mean
to tell us it's all because of the sun.
Yes Man ,I think I'll plant one of Pedro's Mango Trees out here for a little shade
because it get to hot inside this wall. Now I know why after almost 80 years Wally had to finally get out of here.

"Thanks man. With that tip maybe I can finally get rid of these stinkin head lice."

Hey Papi, bring me some new pants, I had an accident!

"Yo Barry, you need to come to Boston. Playing left field has it's perks man!"

Hello? ESPN? Tell me, how the Rays and Yanks doing?? Rays winning!!! Chit.!!!
Yanks losing??? COOL. Gotta go. Later. OH wait!! Watch the replays of the game for my next highlight.

This is Me being Me

Kevin, meet by the Willow tree after the game.

Just think these people are paying me 18 million a year boy are they stupid!

Hello, Domino's...

Yeah, its Manny..

How about a 5 5 5 line score for ya. Free advertising...Not likely, this is gonna cost ya.

"I guess it is a little suspicious that Giambi grew a mustache and started wearing a thong the same time A-Rod's wife filed for a divorce...."

"Hi, is this wikipedia? How do you catch a fly ball?"

Hey Terry..where is my relief? It is friggin' hot out here!

Hello, I have to have my dredlocks loosened, they are cutting off the oxyogen to my brain. Mary

Manny: Hello.
Tito: Uh, Manny.....the ah game isn't over yet. Would you mind coming back on the field?

AT&T?
Yeah, I want 15 new I-phones.
What? Sold out!
Do you know who I am?
I am MANNY. MAN-RAM...
Do you hear me now? Do you hear me now?
Just do your damn job, and hear me now!
Don't ask how, I want it now!
Do you know who I am?
etc...

Hey Tito, you sure you want me to play this deep? Alright, next stop Lansdowne Street!

hello ace tickets?Manny here.I need 16 tickest for the next game

Hey Larry - What do you mean the stadium is too small to justify my salary next year? I am here in the scoreboard and the seats are great. I think we can put 100 seats in here and charge 3 times the normal price. I already know it has bathroom facilities so no need to upgrade there.

Madonna, come on I know you can do better than that?

Orlando Sup Dawg!!! I heard you got Boston under wraps...I will get up with you after the game my panamanian brotha...so we can toast the town.

I'm working right now...maybe we'll score a few in th seventh and I'll ask Tito if I can leave early.

Hey T. O. Can you top this?

"Look Ma, No Left Fielder!"

"So what is the high price on that Ebay gas grille again"

"Okay David, we have time to do another one if we make it quick. Okay now, I spy with my little eye..."

Hey Scott, you really think this is going to get me a contract extension?

Nah I got the Verizon network...........Can you hear me now? Good!

Hey, Pedro, It's Manny. Hey look, I know you have some experience in this and I kinda have a question- How do you apologize to a guy 35 years older than you for tossing him on his duff in front of a lot of people? Usually I'd get someone tickets for a game but....uhh....you know

Manny trying out his Yentl impersonation....

"Papi can you hear meeeee :)"

Manny doing his version of Barbara Streisand's Yentl...."PAPI,CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!"

Troy Oleary?

Sorry you have the wrong number.

Your killing me ,the guy with the slug under his nose is Giambi .

'These pretzels are making me thirsty!'

"Hey Papi, I'm just usin' some of my rollovers... Yeah, they stay every month... No, we can't share a family plan."

"Yo, Jeter? Yeh, Manny... Que pasa, amigo? ... Anyway, just callin' ya to see what you're doing after the All-Star Game Tuesday... No plans? Yeh, I figured we could take a taxi to CBGB's and see The Ramones and Blondie after the game and... wha?!? CB's ain't around anymore? Neither are the Ramones? Or Blondie? Damn, man... OK, let's just find some groupies and get 'em drunk... yeh, like we always do. Hey, wait, I'll bring Pedroia and they can de-virginalize him... HA HA HA, yeh, too funny... aw, crap, someone from the Twins hit a grounder my way... gotta go!

Papi ,do you think they will pay me $20 million for part time work?
Maybe I should ask for a Raise!!!!!

Meet me down in Minnesota when we play the Twins next year so we can get another picture together, my number one fan!

No I sold that grill a couple of years ago, but I have set of hardly used encyclopedias I'd like to get rid of.

What am I doing right now? Well, I'm right between a ball & a strike. But other than that, not much...

Whatta you mean they're all out of Vega green leafs? .... Really? and no white owls?.... well um, just get some zig-zags i guess. I'll be finished up here in about an hour...... yeah, i'll grab some 40oz's and call you......aight, sounds good.... peace homie

"Hello, bullpen. We need a pitcher on the mound, Josh just left. Is Julian still there? Where's my friend? Let me talk to Tito..."

"Manny this is the bullpen."

"Give me Tito!"

I'd like a large cheese pizza, and this time there better not be a hearing aid in it!

WHATEVER......MANNY TISN'T GOING TO CHANGE......ENJOY HIM, FINE HIM W/ NEEDED TO BE, & BE THANKFUL WE HAVE HIM IN BOSTON....I AM & HE PISSES ME OFF! MANNY IS SPOILED B/ OH WELL.

Hey Girl, Thanks for the numba.
I'm over here in the wall,can you see me?

Hi Britney Spears, this is Manny Ramirez. Yeah, I need some spiritual guidance, you know like that Arod Madonna thing. Think you can help?

Alex, you would have loved it here man.

"Yeah. That's 2 large pies. One with Pepperoni, the other with Anchovies. Right, and a sixer of Sam Adams. Right. Uh...What's that? My Address? Well..."

"Hello, 9-1-1 Houston? Yes, I'd like to report an assault......"

"Hi."

"What? I can't hear you! I don't get signal in here"

What's good for tonight, ma dude? This is game is almost over.

okay Scotty... beam me up!

Hey Joe, how's the weather in Cally these days?

yo! giuseppe franco, this is manny, i be coming to los angeles, can i get longer hair extensions & maybe you can get joe torre a wig :-)

"yes ma I packed underwear to our away game"

yo mom Jake Peavy just lost his 10th game

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