Nomar Garciaparra
"I know, I know . . . no chance. But even though the final days of Nomar's run in Boston boiled over with bitterness, as the years pass, I find myself remembering mostly the good things about his Red Sox tenure. He was dynamic and beloved -- iconic, even -- and it would be cool and somewhat appropriate if he ended his career here. Sentiment is no reason to sign a player, of course, but if by some small chance he's willing to come back here as a jack-of-all-trades, the fit might actually work. I'm all for it."