Pedroia, for the record, ripped off his shirt to reveal "DADDY" written across his chest with glitter, throwing his shirt to team owner John Henry. "I haven't had a heart attack, I think I've come close," manager Terry Francona said. "My chest hurt I was laughing so hard. I got a headache I was laughing so hard. Pedroia is a moron. I mean, you can write that. Pedroia is a moron. He looked a puppet on a string."