Lighter Side vs. the Dark Side
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Lighter Side vs. the Dark Side
Luke Skywalker: Curt Schilling
Yoda: Terry Francona

Schilling as the Jedi Knight was an easy one. You'd want both of them flying an X-Wing fighter into the belly of the Death Star, and you certainly want Schilling on the hill for a big game. Francona as Yoda may not be an obvious choice (Tito has managed more losers than winners in his big-league career while Yoda is 900-years-old and has trained Jedi Knights for eight centuries), but consider this: No Francona, no Schilling. And Yoda didn't win all the time either. Besides, if you put a pair of banana-shaped ears on the Sox skipper ... you can see where we're coming from, right?
(Text by Chris Rattey / Globe File Photo)